Yu-Gi-Oh!: Me and My B-Three Wolves

Chapter 556 [The Great Tang Dynasty]

"Oh!"

After a brief silence, the scene erupted into a thunderous carnival.

"Too Tang!"

"Oh my god!"

“Is this a cultured Tang person?!”

“This is too explosive…”

The contestants and audience at the scene were cheering, as if they were witnessing a rising star.

"Fuck..."

He Chenghei, who was watching from above, unconsciously grasped the railing with his eyes wide open.

"There is actually such a master?!"

“Pfft…Hehehe…”

Weiyin couldn't help herself and laughed a few times while hiding behind Xiaomi.

"? ? ?..."

"Hahahahaha!"

On the side, Alia smiled and pointed a finger at the contestant.

Leshart's mouth twitched. This person from the Underworld is really alive...

On the stage, a person who looked like a host was shouting excitedly into a microphone.

"Such a cultured Tang person, can he pass the altitude?"

After the host finished speaking, the spotlight once again turned to the five judges.

[Red Tears] just nodded slightly with an expressionless face and pressed the red button.

A huge but glaring red cross appeared.

“Thank you for the show.”

"what?"

The host, contestants and even the audience all widened their eyes and looked at the judges of "Red Tears" in disbelief.

"No way..."

"Isn't that enough Tang?"

Looking at the confused contestant, and then at the other contestants who were whispering in their rounds, [Red Tears] leaned forward, a look of confusion on his face.

"What is the Tang Dynasty?"

The entire venue fell silent again in an instant.

Then, the people in the venue burst into sharp and shrill screams again.

The host also shouted quickly.

"Is this teacher Red Tears?!"

"Sure enough, the teacher is worthy of being a teacher!"

"It turns out that none of those who can be teachers and judges are easy to deal with!"

The other contestants were talking among themselves, looking solemn.

With [Red Tear] taking the lead, the other four little lolis also pressed the red button one after another.

"Ugh..."

The contestant also shook his head helplessly and finally left the stage.

"Okay, let's welcome the second contestant!"

After the initial fermentation, the venue began to become more and more popular.

"According to the second contestant's self-introduction, he claimed that being funny is as easy as walking for him!"

As the host finished speaking, the audience, contestants and even the judges did not notice the shadow of the second contestant.

"What's wrong? Did you miss the time?"

"No way, how could such a low-level mistake be possible..."

Everyone started talking again, and the host suddenly scratched his head and gave up his seat embarrassedly.

Everyone's eyes widened, looking in disbelief at the second contestant after the host split into two.

The second contestant was dressed very simply, but...

He is in a wheelchair!

He just nodded slightly and didn't say anything, but everyone cheered and laughed.

"Oh!"

The atmosphere on the field exploded again!

"No need to say, this is really a blast!"

"Why are all the Tang people this year so strong?"

"Oh much! The second contestant has expressed his sugar with a silent performance, so will he advance?"

As the host spoke, [Red Tears] stood up without hesitation and pressed a small red ball on the nose of the second contestant.

"Congratulations, you have successfully advanced."

"Oh!"

The audience cheered.

[Red Tears] returned to the judges' seat and gave another "comment".

"He's so rude, almost mentally retarded."

The four little lolis beside him also nodded and said.

"The second one can be so funny, which shows that we in the Underworld are funny. It's really funny."

"Okay, thank you teachers for your comments, let us invite the third contestant!"

Soon, a demon wearing a black suit and glasses, sitting in a wheelchair and trembling slightly, slowly walked onto the stage.

The glasses slowly slipped off due to the constant slight tremors of the body.

In just a moment, [Red Tears] shook his head in disappointment and walked up to the contestant.

"I hate your imitation the most. It's totally unoriginal and there's no unexpected twist at all."

"It's so disappointing."

"..."

The contestant was silent, only his body was still shaking slightly.

"Would you please stop wearing your mask?"

Then he grabbed the contestant's head and pulled hard, and the hood and suit were pulled off together.

He was seen wearing a yellow No. 24 jersey, and the dark-skinned demon was quietly looking at [Red Tears].

And [Red Tears] also looked at him in horror.

The originally heated scene was silent, but there was actually a reversal? !

And everyone exclaimed in their hearts——

This is the twin martial souls!

Suddenly! The black demon wearing the yellow No. 24 jersey stood up. His tall body was even taller than [Red Tear] by a head!

The third contestant lowered his eyes and looked down at [Red Tears].

[Red Tears] clenched her fists nervously. Being stared at by this man, she actually felt an unprecedented sense of oppression.

"man!"

The moment he shouted, a small red ball was pressed on his nose.

.......

[The Battle for Supremacy between the Tang Kings] is still proceeding in an orderly manner.

More and more contestants were eliminated, and only the last five were left to advance.

"Hahahahahaha!"

During this period, He Chenghei, Leichhart and Alia kept screaming.

Even Weiyin, who had always been acting silly, was constantly amused by this atmosphere.

"Xiaomi, don't be so sad all the time. Can you smile a little?"

"Look at your sister, she's smiling so happily!"

He Chenghei grabbed Xiaomi's head and twisted it forcefully, looking at Weiyin's smiling face.

"? ? ?..."

"You are already an old married couple, why are you still pretending?"

......

“Stop editing me maliciously. Why do you put my reactions in weird places?”

I saw one of the contestants suddenly break down and hold his head and shout.

Everyone's eyes turned to this contestant.

"what happened?"

"I don't know. What did he just say about malicious editing..."

"Who would do something like that..."

"enough!"

"I won't be here again!"

He just threw away the props he had prepared and left angrily.

"this..."

This scene confused everyone.

Finally, he walked all the way backstage and simply grabbed a person by the collar.

"I'm going to kill you, editor!"

"Ugh!"

"Kill you!"

He was seen throwing a punch at an editor.

Just as someone was about to stop it, a monologue from that person suddenly appeared on the big screen.

"Honestly, I'm an idiot!"

"..."

Why do I suddenly feel like laughing?

When the man saw this, he punched him again.

"Damn it, you're coming again?!"

"You deserve a beating, don't you?!"

"cough cough..."

"Okay, now let's welcome our most anticipated newcomer, employee number 9527!"

"In the last [Tang King Competition], I lost to the champion by one move."

"And this time, he's going to tell a joke that will make everyone lose their temper!"

"welcome!"

Soon, a man wearing a big gold chain walked in slowly with a ruthless pace.

"What, it's really him?!"

"A definite candidate for the title..."

Amid the discussion among the audience, 9527 also came before the judges.

"No one can stop the jokes I'm going to tell this year."

"Please begin your speech."

"Ahem..." 9527 cleared his throat, and everyone looked at him expectantly.

"One day poof!"

He suddenly couldn't hold it in anymore, the corners of his mouth curled up wildly, and finally he covered his face.

"Sorry... there is a... haha..."

He couldn't hold it in anymore and squeezed the corners of his eyes.

【Honglei】's expression was not right, and he showed an expression of "what's wrong with you".

"Sorry..."

"There is a..."

"Come on, believe in yourself, you can do it!"

Hearing someone cheering for him, 9527 was a little moved and turned his head to look over blankly.

But I found that other people had no expression at all.

It turned out to be a malicious editing by the editor.

"nm!"

Finally, he left with regret under the roar of 9527.

"Next, let's welcome our mysterious contestant!"

As the host shouted passionately, the spotlight turned to a corner.

I saw a demon wearing a green fish mask, whose face could not be seen clearly, standing there quietly.

"Just by looking at his aura I know he is extraordinary..."

"No way, it's actually him..."

The mysterious contestant wearing a mask slowly walked to the stage, nodded, and spoke in his unique voice.

"I've got my show ready."

But I didn’t expect that just this one sentence would ignite the atmosphere at the scene again.

"Just what he said is hilarious. I can't even imagine him telling a joke..."

"Ha ha ha ha..."

"Please begin your performance."

[Red Tears] nodded, also looking forward to this person with a unique voice.

"One day, Xiao Ming asked his father..."

As he was speaking, he suddenly got stuck again.

"No way...you forgot the words again?"

But soon, he took out a copy of "The King of Jokes" and started flipping through it.

"Xiao Ming...uh..."

"Excuse me..."

I saw him replace the "King of Jokes" with a "Xinhua Dictionary" and started to read it carefully.

"..."

[Red Tears] looked speechlessly at the [Xinhua Dictionary] that was held upside down, and the five judges pressed the red button together.

Then the reviews began.

"Just looking at the title of the book I feel the jokes in it are hilarious..."

"If he could read, he would definitely be able to advance..."

[Red Tears] After commenting, he shook his head with regret.

When leaving, the mysterious contestant raised the Xinhua Dictionary which he was holding upside down.

“I bought a reverse copy.”

"Hahahahahaha!"

He Chenghei laughed again.

"What do you think of this [Tang King Contest]? Is it good?"

You Ming was also amused when he saw the unique skills of these contestants.

“It’s too outrageous…”

“I suddenly feel that I still have a lot of room for improvement…”

"A bunch of things that defy the heavens..."

Leshart rubbed his eyes, looking like he wanted to laugh but was afraid of damaging his dignity...

......

【The Boudoir of Hades】...

[The Underworld God] was holding Po in his arms, watching [The Battle of Tang Dynasty] playing on his phone, smiling from ear to ear.

"Hehehehe..."

And in his arms, Po continued to maintain an expressionless look.

"? _ ?..."

"Lord [God of the Underworld], don't you want to consider the problem of the invaders?"

The smile on [God of Hell]'s face fell and he pouted.

"Anyway, there are so many dueling experts, and I don't understand this stuff..."

"If we win, everyone is happy. If we lose, there is nothing I can do (????????)..."

"Since there is no other way, why not enjoy it (.? ??)??"

"? _ ?..."

[The Underworld] will sooner or later be destroyed in the hands of you, the funny [God of the Underworld].

......

"Please welcome our next contestant!"

A demon with a smile on his face appeared on the stage, and his eyes were curved because of the smile.

After greeting the contestants and the audience, he walked in front of the judges.

Then he put on a serious expression.

"In fact, I have been thinking, how do prisoners get into such a strict prison?"

As expected, the field fell silent, and some players stared at the serious demon with wide eyes.

"Because they exploited a loophole in the law!"

"Oh!"

There was another round of cheers on the field!

"Too stupid!"

"What an idiot!"

"Don!"

As expected, [Red Tears] pressed a small red ball on his nose.

"Hahahahaha..."

His expression became more and more agitated, and his whole body began to tremble uncontrollably.

"I am mentally retarded..."

Finally, he looked up with shining eyes and shouted loudly.

"I'm retarded!"

As this player left the stage, everyone suddenly realized...

Now there is only one spot left for advancement!

and...

Everyone looked over, but there were still two people left who hadn't performed yet...

"Now there is only one spot left, but there are still two people. What should I do?"

[Red Tears] stood up with a serious look.

"Then there is only 1v1 battle now."

.......

After a brief preparation, countless people stared with wide eyes, looking at the two players off the field with anticipation.

"Everyone, say a pun based on your outfit. The next person who can't say it within ten seconds loses!"

"Then... let's begin!"

Both players looked at each other sharply.

In a moment, a war broke out!

The demon, dressed in a suit and a top hat, was seen raising and lowering his hat.

"You have no manners!"

"Wow—"

Everyone was shocked. They didn't expect the start to be such a heavyweight.

"Humph~"

On the opposite side, a man obviously dressed as a savage picked up a branch and pointed it at him.

"You are a worthless thing!"

"Oh!"

Everyone exclaimed again, and the man on the other side, not to be outdone, tugged at the clothes inside his suit.

"You are a man without lingerie (etiquette)!"