69novels Chapter 22
Chapter 22
There was a silence in the corner of the Internet cafe.
"???" Jiang Qu waved his hand in front of Lu Huai, "Adore me so stupidly?"
same avatar.
The same natal hero.
Same rank.
The elementary school students on the side were playing the mobile game fiercely, and it was full of excitement.
Lu Huai grabbed the restless hand of the person in front of him and smiled helplessly: "You are a real elementary school student."
"???" Jiang Qu pointed at the screen, "I'll give you 2 minutes to revise your wording. Are you sure you want to say that a district one master is a primary school student?"
The corner of Lu Huai's mouth didn't let go, and after laughing for a while, he asked him, "Is Master very good?"
Jiang Qu wanted to say, "That must be, Ju is so fucking good!", but when he thought of Lu Huai's score of 711, his vanity became embarrassing again.
And with such a calculation, Lu Huai is too modest!
Instead of taking the 711 exam by himself...he was so excited that he asked his grandma to sign a "Guarantee for Never Stopping Jiang Qu from Going Online and Buying a Computer for Him".
"Grandmaster...not particularly powerful, there is a king behind the master, and there is a canyon above the king." He said.
Lu Huai nodded seriously: "It seems that you still have a long way to go."
"... Fuck." Jiang Qu looked at his computer screen again, "What game are you playing in the Internet cafe?"
The pad of the middle finger rubbed back and forth on the mouse wheel twice, and Lu Huai said, "I don't know, otherwise, if I play the same game as you, I might become the king someday."
"You haven't woken up from the dream yet," Jiang Qu laughed at Lu Huai's statement that he was not afraid of tigers, "Then you go on, the future star of e-sports."
Lu Huai quickly bought an account online and added Jiang Qu as a friend.
"Didn't you say you played before? Why don't you even have a number?" Jiang Qu asked.
Lu Huai: "I forgot the password."
"Okay, would you like me and Wu Xun to play with you?"
Lu Huai invited them into the game.
"Lu Huai choose a nanny, don't give it away, if you really can't beat it, it will be under the hanging tower." Wu Xun said.
Jiang Qu clicked his tongue: "Don't look down on people like this when you come up, it's not like he hasn't played before." Jiang Qu glanced at the position chosen by his teammates, "Go ahead and let Lu Huai play wild."
"..." Wu Xun felt that he was treated differently.
Because of Wu Xun and Jiang Qu's high ranks, the matched opponents basically ignored Lu Huai's rookie number, and the lowest were diamonds.
The game starts 3 minutes.
The opposing jungler came to Lu Huai's wild area, and the system popped up a prompt - Anenemy has been laid. (enemy is killed)
"I wipe?" Jiang Qu stopped to support, "Killed?"
Lu Huai: "Oh, I'll keep clicking on him."
Jiang Qu: "???"
Wu Xun: "Is this game so simple?"
Lu Huai: "Maybe as long as you have hands."
Jiang Qu and Wu Xun: "Boss! Unit 39, carry this man down!"
They won very smoothly. Lu Huai, as a rookie who "had played before, but forgot even the password, and felt that he played averagely", actually got a record of 5-1-13.
"The brain is so good that even the fucking game is faster than others..." Wu Xun muttered.
Jiang Qu raised his eyebrows slightly.
Even after playing several rounds, Lu Huai played well, except that he always asked Jiang Qu in the middle of the game, "What's the matter with this hero's ultimate move?" "Can the Q skill be given to wild monsters?"...
Jiang Qu moved his entire upper body onto Lu Huai's table: "You buy a blind monk, not Yasuo, really..."
Wu Xun yawned, lazily peeling the iced chestnuts, his eyes suddenly widened.
His voice was small and urgent: "Jiang Qu! Your grandma is here!"
Jiang Qu raised his head sharply, his grandma was coming this way, patrolling row by row, and she was about to arrive.
In a flash, he kicked away the chair and got under the table.
Lu Huai was sitting on the edge of the aisle, and grandma was the first to see him: "Lu Huai? Why are you surfing the Internet again?"
"Hi, grandma." Lu Huai said, "The power is out again at home."
His grandma looked at Wu Xun, then at the empty space between them, and immediately raised her face: "Is this Jiang Qu's?"
"No." Wu Xun replied firmly.
Jiang Qu curled up under the table exhausted, afraid that his grandma would go inside.
"No? Aren't you two surfing the Internet together? What about others?" Grandma asked, "He hasn't seen anyone all afternoon, is he just surfing the Internet here?!"
"No, I really didn't come with Jiang Qu today, I don't know who is sitting in this seat, and Lu Huai is not my name, I am alone today." Wu Xun was very calm, his eyes were extremely sincere, A look of digging out the heart.
His grandma didn't believe it at all. Could it be such a coincidence? She walked inside to see Jiang Qu's computer.
Jiang Qu followed the blind spot in his vision. When his grandmother took a step inside, he took a step outside.
One step closer to Lu Huai.
Grandma was about to go to Wu Xun's place, so if she just lowered her head... she would see Jiang Qu hiding beside Lu Huai's legs.
Wu Xun kicked Jiang Qu's chair under the table.
Regardless of Sanqi 21, block it first and then talk!
The chair hit Jiang Qu's knee, the rollers popped out and slid backwards.
Lu Huai straightened his legs, placed them beside Jiang Qu, and kicked him, signaling him to hide between his legs, and brought the chair back naturally with his hands on it.
At this time, there was nothing to worry about, Jiang Qu grabbed Lu Huai's inner leg and hid inside.
But after hiding, I felt...
Damn, what the fuck is this pose, it's too erotic!
He even needs to straighten his waist and raise his head, and he can...
The thoughts in his mind drifted further and further, he quickly put his hands on his head, what was he thinking!
"Grandma, it's really not Jiang Qu's. I don't believe you are waiting for that buddy to come back. I think he seems to have gone out to smoke, so he should be back soon." Wu Xun decided to do his best.
Jiang Qu's legs were almost numb from squatting, and he grabbed Lu Huai's trousers and tugged - what kind of rubbish idea did Wu Xun criticize!Shut him up!
Lu Huai remained silent.
He tugged Lu Huai again - quickly find a way to let me out!
Lu Huai remained silent.
He reached up and pinched Lu Huai's thigh - damn it, look at me!
Lu Huai finally reacted, looked down through the narrow gap, and then continued to look at the display with a blank expression.
But he patted his head reassuringly with his hand underneath - good boy, wait a minute.
His grandma stood behind the chair with her arms folded, really planning not to leave.
Lu Huai raised his hand to look at his watch, and said in a familiar tone, "Wu Xun, are you going home to eat tonight?"
"Ah?" Wu Xun tried his best to read the routine in Lu Huai's eyes, but he still didn't understand, "Go home, eat at home..."
Lu Huai said "hmm", "What's for dinner at your house?"
"Oh...what to eat..." Wu Xun said truthfully, "My mother seems to say that at noon, I will cook braised pork ribs and cucumbers in the evening..."
Lu Huai: "Sounds delicious."
Wu Xun replied stiffly: "Ah, yes, they are all heavy flavors."
Lu Huai turned around and asked, "Grandma, can I come to your house for dinner tonight?"
Jiang Qu grabbed his leg - what the hell are you doing!
"Okay, of course!" Grandma said, "But the supermarket doesn't have any good dishes at this point, and the vegetables bought in the morning will be fried at noon... How about grandma making dumplings for you at night?"
Lu Huai smiled: "Okay."
"Okay, let's go, go home with grandma."
Jiang Qu is facing an enemy, as long as Lu Huai stands up, he will be exposed!
He scratched Lu Huai's knee frantically under the table.
Lu Huai kept his composure, squeezed his hand that made trouble, and nodded with his grandma: "Grandma is waiting for me outside, I will come out after paying the bill."
Jiang Qu breathed a sigh of relief under the table, and when his grandma was far away, he crawled out and grabbed the handrail: "Damn... If you don't let me out, my fucking legs will be broken."
Lu Huai let out an uncontrollable smile from his nasal cavity: "As for what, hide under the table."
"If my grandma knew that I got 37 points in the exam and came online, would you believe that she would beat me to death with a bamboo pole?" Jiang Qu sat on a chair with trembling legs.
Wu Xun smiled happily: "Xin, I am an eyewitness, do you know what my mother said?" Wu Xun imitated his mother's tone, "He gets up early to play Tai Chi, and his grandma gets up early to beat Jiang Qu. Maybe this is the secret of longevity. Bar."
"Get out." Jiang Qu rubbed his thighs and calves for a while, and quietly used Lu Huai at the end of his eyes.
I always feel a little embarrassed.
Knowing that a small detector was watching him, Lu Huai quickly got off the plane and tapped on the table: "Go home early and eat dumplings."