69novels Chapter 33 Understanding
Chapter 33 Understanding
Yan Li frowned: "Why are you so troublesome?"
"Well, although your personality is a bit abnormal, but..." Caius laughed, "Isn't this very good? You can talk to him about human beings."
"Besides, although I don't know why you want to hide your human identity, but his identity happens to be a cover for you. He has the title of 'anthropological research scholar' as a smoke bomb, which can make your understanding of human beings more obvious. Reasonable."
"More importantly...you can find a little 'companion' comfort from him."
Caius shrugged, "Although he is not actually a human being, he is just a scientific research madman who is very interested in human beings and disguised as an orangutan."
Yanli: "..."
He sighed, and looked at Bu Nana helplessly, "Well, I can answer your questions occasionally, but only when I'm not busy, and I can't guarantee that I can answer 100%."
Even if he is an earthling, many parts of the earth are still unknown to him.
"Of course!" Bu Nana showed a very understanding expression, "This is the real research spirit! Knowledge is endless. If you say that you know everything about the earth, then I will doubt it!"
Yan Li didn't know that he had inexplicably swiped another wave of the other party's favorability, he shook his head: "And my answers are not free, occasionally I will need you to help me a little, and I may also ask you some questions. "
"No problem, I know, knowledge is priceless, but teaching behavior is priceless." Bu Nana said very well, and immediately took out something like a note, "Then, if we reach a consensus, it will not be appropriate It’s too late, please answer some of my little questions first!”
"You really can't wait." Yan Li shook his head helplessly, but it's still early for another match, and he doesn't have any decks that need to be supplemented for the time being, so he reluctantly stays here to pass the time with him.
and……
He is so fanatical about the civilization of the earth, how to put it, at least he is quite discerning.
So, whether it is the wonderful little ideas in human life, or the engineering miracles created by efforts to resist natural disasters, or the magnificent literature history, myths and legends, let this discerning alien Mr. It's not a big deal to explain.
Yanli cleared his throat reservedly: "So the first thing you want to ask is..."
Bu Nana showed a professional attitude and asked seriously: "I want to know, in the illustrated book of human behavior, is bedwetting a particularly significant thing?"
"What?" Yan Li doubted his ears for a moment.
Bu Nana was obviously not joking, he regarded this as the number one problem that needs to be overcome at present, and asked seriously: "It's like this, I understand that human beings believe that stepping on other people's shadows will cause bedwetting, and playing with flames will also cause bedwetting , and someone once said that playing too much at dusk can wet the bed..."
He frowned in confusion, "But as far as I know, human beings are just ordinary carbon-based creatures. Their shadows have no perception ability, so they probably won't feel anything when they step on them."
"The fire will hurt their fragile bodies, but it doesn't seem to affect the urinary system or the desire to excrete..."
Yanli propped his forehead, pressed the slightly protruding blue veins, and listened to him in silence about a long section of research results that could be named "the theory of human bedwetting". "I never thought that the most mysterious thing about human beings to you is bedwetting."
Caius showed a thoughtful expression, and tilted his head in confusion: "So why do so many behaviors cause humans to wet the bed?"
Yanli looked back silently, there was no hope, and Caius was completely led away by the opponent's theory.
He hesitated for a moment between turning around and leaving, and simply saying a few words. Bu Nana touched his chin and came to an outrageous conclusion: "Could it be that human beings are actually quite fragile creatures that can wet the bed if they are not careful?" ?"
Yanli: "..."
No, he still has to explain a few words, otherwise, maybe after the extinction of human beings, there might be outrageous records like "human beings: carbon-based organisms, good at wetting the bed" in the illustrated records of the universe.
Thinking this way, a sense of responsibility arises spontaneously.
Yan Li sighed, and said unrepentantly: "First of all, you have to understand that human beings can lie."
"What?" Bu Nana showed a shocked expression, "You mean, the news I found is likely to be lies? But it's not just one person who said it. The news has been passed down for a long time, and The distribution range is quite wide, how could so many people be deceived without knowing it!"
He showed a skeptical attitude, "Mr. Li, even if you are a well-informed anthropologist, I would not just accept your theory casually like this!"
"It's not that so many people have been deceived." Yan Li scratched his chin, "It's just that everyone told the same lie tacitly."
Bu Nana gasped, and said in a terrified tone: "Bed-wetting, is it actually a shocking lie that has swept the world!"
Yanli: "..."
You are a strange statement like a gossip headline party!
Caius was aroused by his curiosity, and he also urged: "What's going on?"
"It's just used to lie to children." Yan Li propped his chin helplessly, "Because children are afraid of bedwetting and feel ashamed of bedwetting, so adults will weave lies about this."
"Because I want them to walk and look at the road, don't bow their heads to play with shadows, don't play with dangerous fire, go home quickly after dark, and don't be playful, so I said that."
"When most children grow up, they will know that this is a lie, but the way many people raise their children is to imitate their parents, and they will continue to continue this lie until they find a better way to say it."
"There is a similar saying that children will become stupid if they can't eat fish roe - in fact, eating too much of this kind of food makes them difficult to digest." Yan Li looked at Bu Nana whose expression was gradually shocked, "You will see something like this in the future You can also pay attention to distinguish the news."
"It's, it's like this..." Bu Nana hugged his head in disbelief, "This must be a big news that shocked the academic world! The culture of the earth is too profound, I want to study this aspect seriously!"
Bu Nana was completely immersed in his own world, and Yan Li heaved a sigh of relief. Regardless of the direction of his next thesis, at least, some misunderstandings should be cleared up a little, right?
perhaps.
Hope next time we meet he doesn't change his name to Bedwetting Orangutan.
Yanli withdrew his gaze expressionlessly, bid farewell to the other two, and went back to his room to rest for a while.
Caius was quite quiet along the way. The black stone on his body was shining with an inconspicuous light, and he didn't know what kind of information he was reading.
Just when Yanli thought he would be quiet for a while, Caius nodded as if he was finally satisfied: "I see."
His eyes fell on Yan Li, "Is it because you have lived in lies since you were a child that you have grown up to be a little liar like you?"
"Not everyone will become like me." Yan Li rolled into the sofa and flipped through his cards, "Everyone is different, but... I can tell the difference from a very young age, my lord said What words are lies."
He tilted his head back quite frankly, and admitted frankly, "Maybe I just have a talent for lying."
Caius thought for a while, looked at him condescendingly, and asked unexpectedly: "Then have you ever wet the bed?"
Yanli looked at him expressionlessly.
Caius smiled wickedly: "Ah, are you embarrassed?"
Yan Li closed his eyes and turned around, facing him with the back of his head: "Personal privacy, I refuse to answer."
"Well——" Caius laughed meaningfully, "Don't underestimate the gods. I can understand all the civilizations on a planet in an instant, and of course I can understand everything that happened on this planet."
"Hmph, as long as I read all your experiences from childhood to adulthood..."
"You!" Yanli jumped up suddenly, wanting to grab his sleeve angrily, Caius didn't even hide, his body became translucent in an instant, and Yanli passed directly through his body.
When his eyes widened in astonishment and he almost fell, Caius reached out and grabbed his collar.
"Be careful." Caius thoughtfully helped him regain his balance, and then showed an evil smile, "Generally speaking, such a panicked expression..."
"No!" Yan Li sternly said, "At least not as far back as I can remember! Don't look!"
Caius finally couldn't help laughing loudly: "I'm not that mean, well, I promise you, I won't go to see those, but..."
"I just took a look. You seemed much cuter when you were a child than you are now. You would act coquettishly to your parents just to get a candy."
He propped his chin meaningfully, and poked his blushing cheeks because of anger, "If you act coquettishly to me, I might give you more than one candy...Would you like to try it?"
Yan Li turned his face slightly: "I am no longer a child."
"Besides, don't you know what happened on the entire planet in an instant? Why do you have to spend time looking at my unimportant past..."
"Well, this is a different experience." Caius showed an interesting smile, "Swallowing the memories of an entire planet will certainly make people feel full and satisfied, but if you take all of them and you If you pick out the relevant parts and taste them carefully, you may get more fun."
"I don't think I'll be bored for a long time."
"But I think this is a way to cheat." Yan Li looked up at him, "Humans don't have this ability, so people's interactions can have a 'freshness', although it requires troublesome probing, analysis, and mutual understanding , but all the efforts made for this are worth savoring."
"You're an impatient god." Yan Li followed his advice, "If you understand me completely, wouldn't the rest of the future be quite boring?"
"I still hope that the process of our mutual understanding can be made troublesome, but longer. What do you think, my lord?"
Caius stared at him, as he said, as long as he wanted, he could analyze the past trajectory of this human being clearly in an instant.
But when Yan Li said this, he couldn't help feeling a little bit regretful—if a delicious snack is eaten in one bite, it would be somewhat regrettable.
Caius laughed lowly: "Well, I have to admit that you are really good at persuading others."
"Although I can't control my curiosity, I will be patient, but in exchange..."
Caius approached him, "I want you to take the initiative to share something interesting with me."