Twilight Scarlet

Chapter 44 Penis' Fish

Qiao Zhen has been here for nearly a year, and the most important exam in his life is about to begin.Although he has left medical school and came to practice in the surgical department of the most famous hospital, he has not yet graduated.But after finishing a craniotomy on a patient with a household electric drill alone a few days ago—he couldn't wait any longer, he didn't need a resident doctor to watch him do it step by step, his ambition Tell him that he desires more, such as... having the right to operate independently.Fortunately, the God of Time didn't give him too much torture, he was about to take the intern test in two weeks, and he seized every minute and every second to prepare for this test.

As an intern, Qiao Zhen knew that her wish was to be an excellent surgeon.And he will do his best to realize this wish.Thousands of troops pass the single-plank bridge-style exam, work more than [-] hours a week, and stand in the operating room for more than ten hours of superhuman strength. Only others can't think of it. No intern like Qiao Zhen can do it. less than.

Besides, even if Qiao Zhen didn't want to, Britt was determined not to let them go to the operating room.

"Dr. Britt, I saw on the bulletin board that you have a hemitongueectomy, can I participate?"

"Do not."

"what?!"

"Until the test, you won't have any chance to approach the operating room!" Britt said coldly.

"Why?!" Qiao Zhen was the first to jump up. It wasn't because he was boasting, but he had already prepared for the test. It was a punishment for him not to let him go to the operating room at this time.

"Believe me, there are two more weeks until the internship test. You need to focus on the exam instead of the operating room. You will thank me when you don't have to repeat the internship again and again." Britt After finishing speaking, he immediately strode away from the stunned Qiao Zhen.

"...Oh, God!" After hearing this, Qiao Zhen quickly withered like a flower short of water.

"What percentage of Americans will suffer from acute appendicitis?" Marcus asked Qiao Zhen without looking up, holding a book that could kill someone.

"...60.00% one point seventy-five."

"What are the symptoms involved in an eye infection?"

"Suppuration, redness, fever..."

"What is Conson's syndrome?"

"...primary aldosteronism."

"It's time. It's perfect, Qiao Zhen." Marcus looked at his watch with a smile while flipping through the book, and then said appreciatively. "But maybe you should take a break and try this... white trifle with vanilla whipped cream. If you like it, Remy will consider this on your wedding cake list."

After agreeing, Qiao Zhen and Marcus never mentioned this matter again. After a few days, Qiao Zhen noticed that Remy, who used to be at home, had disappeared without a sound.

"By the way, where did Remy go?" Qiao Zhen was stuffing a bowl of expensive imported cherries into her mouth desperately.Yanhong's little mouth was full of things, and the bulging was really cute.Although he is not short of mouth, Marcus usually spends all his time on various nutritional adjustments. Unfortunately, because of the physical problems of the Orientals, Qiao Zhen's 170 cm 65 kg figure is hard to compete with a group of Westerners who are at least nearly 190 cm in height. Among the men, he looked extremely petite, cute and thin, as if it would be folded when the wind blows, and it would be broken if it was lightly touched.Although Marcus didn't say anything in his eyes, he assigned a task to Remy very seriously, asking him to desperately stuff everything that might increase his physique into Qiao Zhen's mouth.In short, the principle is that Qiao Zhen can eat whatever he likes, there are always snacks and fruits at home, and he can buy whatever is expensive.Now that there is no Remy around to stare at people to eat, Qiao Zhen can't help but breathe a sigh of relief, but at the same time, she can't help but wonder where this "young" butler who has served Marcus for nearly 2000 years has gone.

Naturally, Marcus would not tell the real reason stupidly, but just smiled dotingly at Qiao Zhen's cute appearance. "Cairus said he found a quicker solution to my infirmity, and Remy helped me bring things back from Italy."

"..." Qiao Zhen choked, jumped up from the sofa, and said happily, "Your body is alright?!"

"Yeah." In the dark room with heavy curtains, Marcus showed a relaxed smile on his pale face. He leaned on the dark velvet bedsheets, watching his lover opposite him jumping happily because of the news. jump.

Although Qiao Zhen had never been worried about Marcus's physical problems, he couldn't help but smile when he heard the good news suddenly. "That's really good news."

"...Indeed, how do you say it in Chinese—Double Happiness Comes to the Door. I just hope that I can go through the whole process of the wedding intact."

"you will."

"..."

"By the way, I want to say, don't tell others about this."

"What?!" Marcus narrowed his eyes.

"I said...don't tell anyone else."

"you mean……"

"People from the hospital, OK?"

"Why?" Marcus looked a little gloomy for a moment.

"No... no, I just... I'm going to tell my friends first. I'll tell them... just... I'm going to tell Richard first."

"..."

"You know, I'm free today..."

"Oh, you pissed off your resident today? He won't let you into the operating room? I'm calling..."

"No, I just occasionally need to put together the patient's minced meat, enjoy a peaceful and peaceful day, and then find a chance to tell Richard that I'm getting married. With you." Qiao Zhen quickly cut off his words.

"You...why do you act like a disaster?" Marcus said with a helpless smile, but the smile was a bit indescribably bitter. "Even if people find out, the Earth isn't going to explode or anything. Don't be so nervous," Marcus tried to reassure.

"No...that's not what it means, it's Richard. Every day I have to hear him complain about this nurse's breasts, that nurse's not good enough... One day, finally! One day, I have something to talk to him about. He is mine, so I need to be the first to tell him." Qiao Zhen said quickly.

"Richard?" Marcus stared at him blankly, not understanding what he meant.

"He doesn't know about it yet, no one knows, I hope he's the first to know, he's mine!"

"Richard?" Marcus repeated the name in disbelief.

"of course."

"Oh, so it's all because of this?"

"That's not what I meant... oh, well... maybe that's what I meant."

"...Very well, what are you going to do if Richard disagrees with this matter?" Marcus squinted his eyes, with some dark light refracted in his wine-red pupils, he lowered his head and said quietly.

"No, no, it's not that I have to get his consent, but... I just want to be the first to tell him."

"what?"

"Telling him... makes me feel..."

"Ok?"

"Well, for an analogy. If I killed someone, he's the one I'd call and tell him to help me drag the body across the living room floor to destroy it, as simple as that."

"..." Marcus suddenly narrowed his pupils, and looked at Qiao Zhen coldly.

"Huh? Is there something wrong?"

"Very well, you are now comparing someone here to a corpse, and our marriage to murder. So, you don't like this wedding... you don't actually want to get married?" Marcus squinted gloomily Said.

"No, it's not." Qiao Zhen quickly walked in front of him. He was at a loss for words. He couldn't deny whether it was good or bad for him to agree to his marriage on the spur of the moment, but at least he knew that he would regret it now. Cus probably would have murdered without hesitation.So Qiao Zhen immediately stepped forward and kissed the corner of Marcus's sexy lips hard. "I just don't know how to explain it...but, you know what I mean, I need to be the first to tell Richard the news, he's my man. That's it."

"Hmm..." Marcus still looked a little unhappy, but it seemed that the kiss had some effect. He reluctantly agreed with Qiao Zhen's words, humming unhappily.

Seeing his appearance, Qiao Zhen was relieved, then looked down at the time, threw away the bag with only cherry pits left, leaned forward and kissed Marcus's thin lips quickly. "This is today's 'lucky kiss', I think it's time to report to Britt, bye."

Marcus looked at the back of Qiao Zhen leaving quickly, and gently caressed the corners of his lips that smelled of cherry sweetness. Suddenly, his blood red tongue rolled up a little juice left on his pale fingers, and his eyes became gentle. When it became sexy, it seemed that the whole room became hot and thirsty in an instant.

"You called me?" Qiao Zhen walked to the X-ray room, looked at a group of interns around the front, and whispered to Richard. "It just so happens that I have something to tell you...I..."

"...shh... don't talk, Dr. Britt is introducing the condition. Just now Riley, one of the directors of Seattle Hospital, registered here. This is his film."

"Director? Are you looking for trouble with Marcus?" Qiao Zhen immediately remembered some of the little unpleasant things Marcus had done before he took office, and said immediately. "Then why do you want to watch the movie?"

"No, it's not about that. It's he—ill."

"Aha, I'm not surprised at all, but why isn't he dead yet?" Qiao Zhen rolled her eyes and said in a low voice, but immediately got a roll of eyes from Richard.Qiao Zhen knew about how Marcus's directorship worked before, Riley, one of the board members.Jester was the one most opposed to in the election Marcus took office.Although Qiao Zhen was very happy about this at the time, since Marcus and him became a "real" couple, he began to hate this man.

"Hey, stop talking nonsense."

"Speaking of which, what's wrong with him?" Qiao Zhen whispered, while trying to pass through many tall and mighty men to see the X-ray film belonging to the director of the Seattle Hospital. Unfortunately, there was no X-ray at all in the white area in front of him. film of shadows.Qiao Zhen retracted and muttered softly, "Damn it, I can't see anything."

"Don't know yet, but according to his assistant it's indescribably bad. Very bad."

"Oh, that must not be a good thing."

"Yeah, no matter what, the condition is so serious that he has to end his vacation early and go home to see a doctor in his own hospital..."

Richard was about to continue talking, when suddenly Britt's cold voice came out from the crowd very clearly: "Qiao Zhen, are you here? Come here, tell me what this is?"

The crowd suddenly parted a gap, and everyone looked at Qiao Zhen in silence.For a moment, Qiao Zhen expressed astonishment at Moses' sea-dividing action, but he glanced at the X-ray film on the wall, and his astonishment immediately turned into a distorted expression mixed with weirdness and a little bit of schadenfreude—— "This is..." Qiao Zhen stammered.

"What is it?"

"...This is an imported product, brother." Richard murmured behind Qiao Zhen, holding back a smile. "That's what I want to say."

"Uh...uh...it looks like...a skeleton...something like a skeleton." Qiao Zhen didn't have time to roll his eyes at Richard, because Britt stared at him closely, Qiao Zhen reflexively Stare carefully at the X-ray and describe it. "There's a spine...a beard...and a skull...uh...uh...it looks like a catfish...oh god! It's a penis fish! Wow!" Qiao Zhen saw this for the first time He couldn't help but let out a sigh of admiration for the legendary creature that would drill into the human reproductive system and use it to survive.

"Qiao Zhen, we are talking about the vice chairman of the board of directors of Seattle Hospital, pay attention to the image." Although Britt wanted to scold him, he looked up and saw Qiao Zhen's bright eyes and handsome cheeks because of excitement. The thin red - that's damn good.Britt lowered his ice-blue eyes and thought casually, and the words he said couldn't help but become a little smiley. "And he needs the best treatment, and you, you are my best intern. Today, you are allowed to be on the operating table. Keep up."

"Oh, God, what kind of shit luck did you have? First, you caught Director Volturi, the chairman of the board of directors of Seattle Hospital, and now you have to see the vice chairman. It seems... I need to curry favor with you, change your luck !” came Richard's small murmur from behind.

"Richard, come too."

"what?"

"We are understaffed!"

"awesome!"

"Oh...God..." The moment Qiao Zhen stepped onto the operating table and saw that thing—a part of himself, he gasped.Although the vice chairman has been anesthetized and passed out on the operating table—this poor man is very resistant to being surrounded by a group of men and women looking at his vital parts, but when he learned that he had to do it because of the need for consultation At the time, he chose to make himself faint—but for a moment, Qiao Zhen's bright eyes made him shiver subconsciously.

"No, it's not a grapefruit, it's not a pineapple, it's not a durian, it's nothing, it's just a diseased penis that's inflamed and swollen after swimming into a 'parasitic catfish', and that's not a 'penis fish'! If you If you still know how to read, you should find that its scientific name is 'Parasitic Catfish'." Britt emphasized: "You are a doctor, Qiao Zhen, you must be rigorous all the time. And the popular name of 'Parasitic Catfish'—"Penis Mentioning fish' several times in front of patients is not a way of maintaining rigor."

"Uh...but...how did it get in...oh...and, in fact, from the outside, it may be an abscess caused by incomplete or twisted insertion..." Richard ruthlessly flipped through it with tweezers He spoke while talking. "When trying out a new position...it might be...cough..." Richard whispered under Britt's cold gaze, and finally he almost lost the courage to continue.

"Twisted? You'd have to tie that thing in a knot to get it into that shape, and the X-rays showed it, it's a 'penis fish'... um, no, it's a 'parasitic catfish'. Use your brains, rationale Chad!" Qiao Zhen glanced at Britt's uncertain complexion, and said quickly and harshly.

"Very good, Qiao Zhen, tell me about the characteristics of this fish."

"This is a freshwater fish that lives in the Amazon River—the place where the vice chairman is on vacation—and is a parasitic organism that enters the human body through drinking water, food, etc., and parasitizes..."

"However, the vice-chairman has never drank the water from the Amazon River." Richard still seemed unwilling to give up, he muttered softly.

"It was transmitted through urine. It is very likely that the vice chairman went to the river...uh...to use the toilet during the holiday." Qiao Zhen said with a strange expression.

"Why do you speculate like that?"

"The parasitic catfish sucks blood in the vice-chairman's body, and the way it's good at it is to swim freely along the urethra and accumulate in the human -- especially the male -- urethral part."

"You mean...a fish that crawled into...his urethra when the vice-chairman was heading towards the Amazon...his urethra?!" Richard shivered immediately, and looked at Joe in disbelief hazel.

"It's rare, but there are documented cases where the original text actually says that this man saw the fish and tried to catch it, but he failed - it was too slippery."

"That's enough, Qiao Zhen." Britt suddenly glanced at the unconscious vice chairman lying there, and then said in a low voice.

"... Huh? That's what the literature says..." Qiao Zhen looked at Britt's blank reply.

"...he's about to wake up. So, stop."

"Uh...yes." Qiao Zhen stopped immediately, and Richard shook his flipping hands, and immediately threw the tweezers and gloves into the trash can, as if nothing had happened, and stood upright. aside.

At this moment, everyone fell into an eerie silence, and finally Britt kicked everyone out before the vice chairman woke up. "Get out of here, I will call you when I need it."

"Yes."

As soon as Qiao Zhen came out, she rushed to Richard's side and said, "Oh, Richard, I have something to tell you."

"Ok?"

"I'm getting married."

"...Very well, congratulations." Richard said casually while quickly filling out the medical record form.

"Huh? What's your reaction?!" Qiao Zhen jumped a little.

"Are you kidding me?"

"Do you think I look like I'm joking?"

"with who?"

"You die, who else can you be with?!"

"Oh no. You and the Volturi?"

"……Yes."

"God, I've always said you guys wouldn't just play around, but... how come so fast?"

"..."

"But, to be honest, you're not the type to get married."

"Yes."

"Then why promise him?"

"I..." Qiao Zhen was suddenly discouraged. "I don't know either. Probably because I was too high after the craniotomy that day, so I made a phone call..."

"Oh, then are you sure you really want to spend your life with him?"

"……perhaps……"

"Then try."

"what?"

"It's not bad anyway, isn't it? I believe that even if you add your father's property, you don't earn as much as the Volturi in a year, and you may be given a large amount of alimony when you get divorced. Besides, the two of you I have done it so many times, and I have never heard that his skills are not good, but many times you always complain that his skills are so good that you can't get out of bed..."

Qiao Zhen was almost on the verge of smoking from what he said, and he was eager and anxious to find other topics to interrupt Richard's chattering mouth.

"No, you are not allowed to say it, listen to me. You seem to get along well with his family. Although I know you have a shadow on the concept of marriage and think it is pure nonsense, but it is the 21st century now, and you have already left After leaving that closed country with strange prohibitions and infinite admiration for virgins, what else is there, nothing can bother you? And... really not, you can still get a divorce at that time. "

"...Are you teaching me to divorce..."

"Be obedient and end it, and you will find that there is no difference from what you are now. If you don't want him to be with you one day, it's time for a divorce."

"Oh, I don't want him to fuck me now."

"..." Richard stared at Qiao Zhen's expression for two seconds, and finally said quickly: "Don't think about counterattack or something. Always having delusions can easily lead to schizophrenia."

"……I hate you."

"Are you inviting me to be your best man in disguise..."

"……Yes."

"Hey, that's great... I really want to give my name unknown, place of birth unknown, education unknown, eyesight bad taste, nerves too long and reaction too slow, I don't know how many little boys I cheated in the past, and how many little boys I'm cheating now, How many boys will be deceived in the future? My future possible wife sent a text message. Is Seattle that big? Is Seattle Hospital so inconspicuous? Is it so difficult to find me? Look, even you have found a good home ..." After hearing this, Richard sighed and said quickly and melancholy.

"You die, it's okay. I'm leaving." Qiao Zhen looked at Richard with black lines all over her face, and she simply left her friend who was having a convulsion, turned and left.

"Okay, I see." Richard suddenly turned serious, nodded and said, "Qiao Zhen, bless you."

"Hey, you're nasty."

"Okay then, let's put it another way, go to work and don't think about it." Qiao Zhen felt Richard push him from behind, and then the footsteps became farther and farther away.

Qiao Zhen staggered and almost bumped into the pillars in the foyer, managed to stabilize her figure, and suddenly laughed when she remembered what Richard said just now. "Indeed, it's no big deal," he said to himself.Recalling her coy attitude just now, Qiao Zhen couldn't help shivering.

"Qiao Zhen, what are you doing here?" Suddenly a cold male voice penetrated his dazed mind and reached his ears.

"Uh... Dr. Britt." Qiao Zhen said immediately after being taken aback.

"..." Britt looked at him coldly, and there seemed to be many things that Qiao Zhen couldn't understand brewing in his icy blue eyes.

"..." Qiao Zhen looked at him in confusion, a little at a loss.

"Congratulations, Qiao Zhen." After a while, when Qiao Zhen was about to get hairy from the weird atmosphere, Britt suddenly whispered.

"...Thank you." Qiao Zhen was stunned for a moment, and immediately responded with a stiff smile.Obviously, Britt heard everything just now.

"Very good." Britt seemed to have returned to his usual cold appearance for a moment, nodded at Qiao Zhen, and left quickly. "Don't forget about the operation in the afternoon."

"Yes."

……

"Oh, this was done on the treadmill? I think you may have broken a bone and need to make an appointment for an X-ray." Qiao Zhen looked down at the female patient's knee, where there was a large lump of horrific protrusions and bruises.

"Ah."

"Okay, what happened?" Qiao Zhen looked at this beautiful woman and finally sat down on a stool beside her. "Domestic Violence or Self-Abuse?"

"No, I just want the treadmill to go faster, so I tried to adjust it to the highest gear and set it to the mountain climbing mode..." Seeing that Qiao Zhen wanted to interrupt, the woman immediately continued: "No, this can be done Yes, but I'm ignoring the inevitability of it - unless you're an Olympian, so I can't keep up, stop, and get sent flying by the conveyor belt."

"You know what I mean, I mean, what's wrong with you, why are you torturing yourself like this? This is the fourth time you've had a sports injury in three months. I'm a doctor by profession, so I can see it's A normal accident, but when it's too frequent, it's a sign that something's not normal."

"..."

"... Sasha, you know, if you don't want to talk, I have the right to call someone from the psychiatrist to come and talk to you, and the community committee..."

"No, no, that's not necessary."

"Then you'd better tell me. After all, this is required by the state government. And you also know the patient confidentiality agreement, I won't talk nonsense."

"..."

"Ok?"

"Okay. Okay. I'm a sexual woman."

"..."

"I'm a normal sexual woman. I like having sex, like all normal women do."

"..." Qiao Zhen began to regret the topic she mentioned.

"I love sex, I need sex, I long for sex...but! He won't. He won't have sex with me, he just... won't! He wants harmony!"

"I'm assuming 'he' means your husband, Sasha...otherwise, you know, you can't force another man to have sex with you...but...I hope it's not your husband, because...you don't make love ..." Qiao Zhen stepped back without a trace.

"It's been eighteen months." Sasha said suddenly.

"Uh……"

"Eighteen months! Can you imagine what kind of life that is?" Sasha said frantically.

"...a harmonious married life." Qiao Zhen added blankly.

"My husband refuses to have sex with me! How ridiculous." Sasha continued as if she didn't hear Qiao Zhen's words. "So, do you know what I do?"

"Uh... run. And set the treadmill to the highest setting an Olympic athlete can do?"

"Yeah! Exactly! I run, I run to make sure I don't sleep with other people! I run to make sure I don't just think about men every day at work! I run to make sure I can vent my excess desire and dissatisfaction Energy! I run to make sure I don't smash my husband's head off with a tire wrench! I! Need! Want! Do! Love!" Sasha grew more and more agitated until she finally screamed.

"..." Qiao Zhen could only lower her head and silently fill in the medical record to cover up her embarrassment.Qiao Zhen felt that he was a pure homosexual, being yelled at by a woman to have sex, and trying to explain her, which itself violated the laws of nature, so he could only say nothing, and silently filled the densely packed space. form.

"..."

"...Will you have sex with me?" In the end, Sasha suddenly pulled Qiao Zhen's collar, evoked a charming smile, and said quickly.

"...Uh...I think...I seem to have to book another session with a psychotherapist for you." Qiao Zhen broke free in some embarrassment, and said innocently.

"No, I just need to do it with you once, and you won't see me in the hospital again...Huh? What do you think of this idea..." Sasha said tenderly, and she was also cute Blinking the long and dense fan-like eyelashes, to be honest, Sasha is a very charming female patient with curly chestnut hair. If it were Richard, maybe this matter would be very simple.But it's a pity that she met Qiao Zhen.

Before Sasha finished speaking, suddenly a familiar voice came in and said coldly: "Sorry, you can change him, this man is already mine."

"..."

Qiao Zhen was so foolishly dragged away by Marcus. When he reached the stairwell, he was caught off guard and pushed against the wall. In an instant, his lips and teeth were soaked in the familiar aroma of mint.

"Uh... hello..."

"..."

"What are you doing... um..."

"...Hush, don't talk, enjoy yourself, am I much better than that woman who seduced you..."

"...the vinegar vat."

Two minutes later, when Qiao Zhen's brain was hypoxic and his hands and feet were limp, Marcus's voice penetrated into his brain through layers of fog: "You tell Richard gone?"

"Ah."

"How about it?"

"How about what?"

"He...you didn't regret it, did you?"

"If you let me do it once, I won't regret it."

"..."

"Ok?"

"Sure enough, I'm about to suffer from schizophrenia..." Marcus looked at Qiao Zhen seriously for two seconds, and suddenly kissed Qiao Zhen on the forehead very seriously. "Promise me, stop thinking about it, my dear."

"...Hey! What do you mean? Mustache!"

Poor classmate Qiao Zhen was kissed all over the place, but when she heard this sentence, she completely blew up.