School grass and yard grass

Chapter 1

School grass and yard grass

Author: Water Stone

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The computer department of W University has a handsome school girl with a halo of a romantic hero.

And the Faculty of Letters has a gentle courtyard grass with a deceleration buff.

On the first day when the two entered school, they were dragged onto the forum at the same time because of their looks, and compared them vigorously from head to toe, from the inside to the outside.

Just when the fans of the two parties were pinching each other and wished they could have you without me, the school grass came out

The school girl: "You can scold me, but you can scold my boyfriend."

Everyone: "????????"

When the whole school was shocked at how these two people who had completely different styles of painting and who had nothing to do with each other got together

Courtyard Grass smiled slightly: "You should fall in love as soon as possible."

Everyone: "How early?"

Yard Grass: "It's best to start from the mother's womb."

Everyone: "!!!!!!"

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Straight man's disease, straight-line thinking shou (the school grass Wen Shiyang) VS the warm and black-bellied Gong (the school grass Shao Qing'an)

It’s just a pair of childhood sweethearts who are in love with sand sculptures. It doesn’t take much brains to read the little sweet essay. The recipient is not a perfect personality, will make mistakes, and will apologize

The author is a slow-heating type, the writing may be a running account, please bear with me

In addition, I received the document "What should I do if the target is the favorite of the National League?" "updating!

Shou (Ye Zhihe) x Slightly autistic talented athlete Gong (Fang Mingkai)

Content tags: Flower Season, Rainy Season, Love, Childhood Sweetheart, Campus

Search keywords: Protagonists: Wen Shiyang, Shao Qingan┃Supporting roles: He Tianyi, Song Qiu, Zhou Tonghao, etc. Students┃Others: relaxed, hilarious

One-sentence introduction: the story of the bamboo horse and the bamboo horse happily falling in love

Conception: fall in love lightly, and live a life of rustling

School Grass and Yard Grass

As soon as Wen Shiyang pushed open the bedroom door, he was rushed into his arms by a black shadow rushing towards him.

With sharp eyesight and quick hands, he held down the door frame to stabilize himself, preventing himself from passing away in the tragic form of hitting his head on the ground.

Before Wen Yang could ask, the big man who threw himself into his arms curled up and pretended to be a delicate girl, which was different from his black skin and muscles by more than one dimension, but he was able to calmly At the beginning of the show, he said: "Officer! You have to be the master of the slave family!"

Wen Shiyang held back the fist he was about to stretch out, raised his eyebrows at the two roommates in the dormitory who were watching the fire from the other side, and asked with his eyes which act was this?

The two people in the room were also in good agreement, spreading their hands and shrugging their shoulders at the same time, with the same expression.

"Msister! Why are you ignoring my family!" The strong black man raised his head and complained with a rough and wild face, "Is it because the dancing posture of my family last night was not moving enough? Or was the voice that woke you up in the morning not pleasant enough? Or You have a new love outside?"

Wen Shiyang thought for a long time, and asked hesitantly: "Your village calls cramps dancing?"

"I knew it!" The big man turned a deaf ear to Wen Shiyang's words, and continued to act on his own: "After all, the new love beats the old love, and the relationship is no longer. That's all, this is probably a heartbreaking love."

"Then can you please put away the broken love." Wen Shiyang kicked the big man's leg without "feeling the fragrance and pity the jade", "Stay away from me."

"Ouch." The big man clutched his thigh, stomped his feet in shame and anger, and said angrily, "Hmph! A scumbag who started messing up and ended up abandoning him!"

"..." Hey, what a big hat.

Wen Shiyang walked into the dormitory calmly and closed the door behind his back.

"Clap clap clap."

Song Qiu, who was still watching the play just now, patted Wen Shi Yang a few times in admiration and asked, "How do you manage to keep from running away when He Tianyi becomes addicted to this show? Teach me." , I'm afraid that one day I can't control myself, and I'm going to cry behind bars."

Zhou Tonghao chimed in next to him: "Ask the same question, wait online urgently."

Wen Shiyang put down his schoolbag, and replied calmly: "As long as you temporarily lower your dual quotient and supplement it with sympathy, you will instantly have the patience of medical staff to treat psychiatric patients."

Song Qiu applauded: "Amazing."

Zhou Tonghao joined in: "Nice batch."

He Tianyi rolled his eyes at the side, and said coquettishly, "Hmph! Treason!"

"Hey, will the princess be upper body again?" Wen Shiyang put down his schoolbag, folded his arms and leaned against the table, raised his head at He Tianyi, and teased: "What's the matter today? Miss and princess take turns upper body, You smoke so hard, did you forget to wear your amulet?"

"Damn!" He Tianyi had had enough trouble, and sat down on the chair and said in a rough voice: "Go and see the campus forum! I am so angry that I didn't play a game all afternoon, and rushed to the computer with my keyboard in my arms." At the front line, in ancient times there were those who fought with their tongues, but today there is me, Marshal He, who angers foreign troops with both hands."

"Oh, it's so serious." Wen Shiyang looked towards Song Qiu and the two of them.

Song Qiu sullenly nodded seriously, "It's quite serious."

Zhou Tonghao suffocated his laughter, and seriously agreed: "Extremely serious."

"Then I have to take a good look at what's going on." Wen Shiyang sat down in front of his computer with a smile on his face, and skillfully boarded the campus forum.

Today's school forum was quite lively. There were four or five red posts on the homepage alone. Wen Shiyang glanced at it casually, and was instantly attracted by one of the posts.

Three minutes later, Wen Shiyang, who had finished browsing the post, slapped the desktop and yelled, "Fart!"

"That's right! Fart!" He Tianyi didn't even look at it. As soon as he heard Wen Shiyang speak, he immediately jumped up from his chair and followed suit: "You actually said that you can't compare to that idiot from a liberal arts academy! Damn! How dare you look down on me People from our 505 House of Handsome Guys?!"

Wen Shiyang: "This idiot actually said that the lady of the Faculty of Arts! Is he blind?!"

"Eh..." After He Tianyi's angry echo overlapped with Wen Shiyang's anger, he suddenly lost his voice, and he turned to look at Wen Shiyang with a blank face: "Hiss, why are you saying this so so?" familiar?"

Wen Shiyang directly turned the computer over, pointed to the titled "Comment on why Shao Qingan, a member of the Academy of Arts, is no better than the school grass Wen Shiyang" and scolded: "There is an idiot in this building/forced to say Shao Qing An Niang? Has he ever read a book? Do you know what it means to be gentle and gentle as jade, a modest gentleman? Who is he? The president of the Cosmic Bar Association! Still in battle? See if I don't check out his IP, let him feel offline What a pleasure/feeling to have your head broken!"

"..." He Tianyi looked at Wen Shiyang expressionlessly, and said gloomily, "Are you human? Your brother, I fought for you on the front line, and passionately confronted Shao Qing'an's fans, and you actually had arms Elbows? Your majesty, do you want to lose your confidant general?"

"What?" Wen Shiyang felt something was wrong bluntly, he looked down at the computer screen, then looked up at He Tianyi, and asked tentatively, "Could it be that you are the legendary cosmic stick spirit association?" Chairman?"

"!!! Hey! Dog Emperor! I rebelled!" He Tianyi imitated Wen Shiyang and slapped the table angrily, "You just wait to be put under house arrest!"

"Wait a minute." Song Qiu, who was sitting opposite, was the first to feel something was wrong in this opera-like atmosphere.He stood up, walked to Wen Shiyang's side with swaying steps, and said with a smirk on his face: "This is not right, it is not right, why is our dignified school student Wen being scolded for being a department member of the Faculty of Arts, why I don't know Do you still have a relationship?"

"Say!" Song Qiu held a water glass in front of Wen Shiyang and asked forcefully, "Did you take a liking to his young master and plan to snatch it back and become the master of the village?"

"Damn, he still needs to grab it?" Wen Shiyang patted away Song Qiu's water glass that was in front of him, raised his chin, and said with a little pride: "That person has been me since childhood."

"What??!?"

Three shouts in unison directly shook the sign hanging at the door of the 505 house.

There is a particularly famous small bamboo forest in the literature department of W University. It is said that the bamboo was specially transported from Sichuan by air.Of course, what is said means that there is no way to verify it, and it all depends on rumors.

But whether it is true or not, this small bamboo forest is connected to a rockery pond on the left, and a small gazebo is built on the right. Not to mention, the unique pretentious literary style alone has attracted many young literary and artistic youths and young lovers in love lovers.

Shao Qing'an sat by the classroom window, leaning against the back table, resting her right hand on the table, her eyes staring at the green bamboo forest outside the window.The evening sun shone through the thin window screens, covering his body with a faint halo, as if a filter had been applied.

As soon as Feng Xuanlin stepped into the classroom, what he saw was such a picture of a beautiful boy in a trance, and he shook his head in grief and indignation.They are all human, and the five sense organs are all in their place, how can there be such a difference? !Too much!Feng Xuanlin clutched his injured chest, walked up to Shao Qingan and sat down, elbowed him, and brought the still handsome man to life.

Shao Qingan withdrew her gaze, turned to look at Feng Xuanlin suspiciously and asked, "What's wrong?"

"Looking at you like this, I know you don't pay attention to the campus forum, right!" Feng Xuanlin knew that he didn't go to the school forum very much, so he opened the forum page before he came in, "Look at it, it's bloody, it's killing .”

Shao Qing'an lowered his eyes slightly, and landed on the phone that Feng Xuanlin handed over. On the homepage of the forum, several red posts with hot spots were particularly conspicuous. He paused, took the phone and clicked on one of the posts to browse.

Feng Xuanlin propped his head on the table with his right hand, and began to play the background sound for Shao Qing'an: "The cause of the incident is that an anonymous passer-by who claimed to be neutral this morning posted a comment on why you lost to Wen Shiyang only I got the yard grass, it looks like it said