Rival forces me to fall in love

Chapter 15

"Okay!" Shen Yiyang smiled and touched his chin, "Let me tell you a horror story, the scariest horror story in history! Once upon a time, there was a man who went to work in a big city after graduation. When he was looking for a house, he found It’s a pretty nice house, it’s just been renovated, the furniture is brand new, and the rent is very cheap, but the neighbors look at him a little bit wrong.”

Shen Yiyang took a sip of water, his Adam's apple rolled over, a group of people looked at him with bright eyes, waiting for something more exciting below, he licked his lips, and continued, "He lived for a while, and he became familiar with the neighbors , the neighbor CIA told him that there used to be a young couple who had just married in this house. Later, for some reason, the two quarreled. The wife didn’t know where to go, so the husband painted the house. , and left overnight, they all suspected that the husband killed his wife and buried her in the wall."

Speaking of this, Shen Yiyang paused for a while, and glanced at the people with their ears pricked up, "Later, that person went home and lay on the bed at night to sleep, he looked at the wall, and the more he looked, the more he felt that there was a human figure inside the wall, so he took Out came an axe, chiseled, chiseled, chiseled, chiseled a hole!"

The atmosphere became tense in an instant, a group of people concentrated and held their breath, Shen Yiyang took another sip of water, and said slowly under the urging eyes of everyone, "He looked towards that hole and saw an eye!"

Speaking of this, someone gasped, and someone hissed and muttered, "I knew it was such an old-fashioned plot."

"Then he saw another mouth!" Shen Yiyang didn't take it seriously, and continued, at this time, a little sly smile was already in his eyes, "The mouth opened and said, next door, why did you come to my house! "

"..."

The audience was silent for three seconds, and a burst of wild laughter broke out. Many people laughed and fell on the little friends, "Fuck, I guessed the middle, but I didn't guess the end!"

"My God, this person is mentally retarded!"

"One more, one more!"

"Okay, let me tell another joke about the crow and the pig." Shen Yiyang thought for a while, "One day, the crow and the pig were flying together, and the flight attendant passed by. glass of water. The pig saw it and said, "Give me a glass of water." The stewardess was very angry and threw both the crow and the pig down. The crow flapped its wings and looked at the pig, and said, "Stupid, I can fly!" "Ha ha!"

At the end, Shen Yiyang couldn't help laughing.

"anything else?"

"Two little bees, flying among the flowers, the one that flew high said to the one that flew low: "You lowbee! ""

"God damn lowbee!"

"Hahahaha!"

Gu Junyao is the secretary of the student union, and the Red Cross Society of the school is short of manpower, so he was called in for emergency rescue. From a distance, he saw Shen Yiyang sitting among a group of students, smiling brightly.

Originally thought that there were so many people in the military training, all dressed in the same clothes and with similar body shapes, he would definitely not be able to find Shen Yiyang.

As a result, he underestimated Shen Yiyang's charm.

Some people are born with a halo, even if they are thrown in the crowd, they can be seen at a glance.

Shen Yiyang also noticed Gu Junyao, and he showed a provocative smile at Gu Junyao, Gu Junyao's friend, Lu Lu, elbowed him, and raised his chin in Shen Yiyang's direction, "Why, do you know him? "

"Yeah." Gu Junyao nodded, a smile flashed in his eyes, "Very interesting kid."

If this guy wasn't Bai Weiwei's suitor, he would really like to be friends with this kid.

They stood in a military posture against the sun like this, Gu Junyao sat lazily under the huge parasol and played with his mobile phone, Shen Yiyang ground his teeth, this guy is so annoying, he came here sincerely to scare him, right?

When standing in the military posture, a boy in the next team swayed, and the instructor swooped down, supported his leg, raised his head and looked worried, "Student, are you okay? Are you okay, classmate? Do you want to rest next to him?" A while? Or go to the infirmary?"

"It's okay, instructor, I can still hold on!" the student said with backbone.

"No, you'd better rest for a while, don't suffer from heat stroke!"

The other side said that it was the same as a double spring, one insisted on staying for training, and the other insisted on letting him rest, a group of people couldn't be more funny.

Shen Yiyang had dinner with the senior yesterday. The senior said that someone in their class had heatstroke when they stood in a military posture, and fell down and lay down for several days. After that, the instructor was very nervous, for fear that someone would suffer from heat stroke again. In their class, there is a lesson from the past. , the training shouldn't be that hard.

Shen Yiyang didn't believe it at first, but now——

Well, I believe it.

When standing in the military posture, a monkey suddenly appeared, using both hands and feet, and slowly passed by. A group of people whispered, and some people stretched out their feet, trying to tease the monkey. The instructor glared, "Quiet! You have spoken! Have you reported your speech!"

Shen Yiyang stood straight and looked ahead, but the corner of his eye followed the monkey all the time, sneaking a glance at the monkey while the instructor walked to the back row.

Sitting under the sun umbrella not far away, Gu Junyao curled his lips when he saw Shen Yiyang's little movements.

Oh, this kid.

After several days of hot sun, a group of people couldn't take it anymore. When they returned to the dormitory at night, Shen Yiyang was lying on the bed and swiping his phone. Seeing the seniors chatting in the space, the corners of his mouth twitched slightly.

"The military training is here. As a senior, I would like to order a song for my juniors—"Planting the Sun"!"

"I'm willing to use the price of tanning in exchange for the next few days of military training in the sun every day!"

"Students, I'll give you the beautiful seniors and the handsome seniors. I beg you, return the canteen to me! The seniors are starving to death!"

"Hey, these days, the good-looking ones are called seniors, and the handsome ones are called seniors. Those of us who can only be called sophomores, juniors, and seniors are miserable!"

"My God, the military training can end at any time. I have worked hard every morning in class, and seeing the canteen is occupied by an army of green mosaics, my heart is desperate!"

The list goes on and on.

At the same time, the freshmen in the military training have a different style of painting. A bunch of people are either worshiping the Dragon King or the Rain God Xiao Jingteng, and they are busy with work.

Shen Yiyang couldn't help laughing, what a bunch of treasures.

"Hey, Song Junyi, where are you going?" The sound of opening the door sounded, and Shen Yiyang tilted his head, only to see Song Junyi wearing a tight white shirt with the third button unbuttoned. Waist jeans, dressed in a particularly coquettish bag, the corners of his mouth twitched slightly.

"What do you think?" Song Junyi cast a wink at Shen Yiyang, smiling particularly wickedly.

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