New Century Warriors

Chapter 13. Under the watchful eye of someone, I decided to name a certain part of my body.

After making up his mind, Lei Ye first secretly observed Venus's location, and after confirming that the small figure was still busy with housework, he quietly slipped into the bathroom.

What a huge bathroom! It's big enough to fit a bed, and it even has a self-heating shower, a bathtub, and a sit-down toilet. Lei Ye on Line 2 is living a life that's far too comfortable.

Lei Ye plopped down on the toilet, completely moved.

The toilets in this other world are all dry toilets. Although the lord arranges for people to use storage bags to dispose of them daily, a dry toilet is still a dry toilet and can never compare to the flush toilet that Raino misses so much.

Who wouldn't want a better environment for their descendants?

He adjusted his posture, sat on the toilet, and took off his pants.

He was stunned.

"Why!!!!"

He let out the most agonizing scream in history.

"What's wrong? What's wrong?" came Venus's voice as she jogged over from outside the door.

"It's nothing, it's nothing. I was just startled by the hot water. You can go about your business." Lei Ye was still shaken, but he still managed to coax Venus away with a calm tone. He stared at his lower body as if he were staring into a blue abyss.

He didn't know how to describe what he saw. At first glance, it looked like a magical portal described in an isekai (another world) story. However, he had never seen similar magic on Line 1, so he couldn't be sure.

Lei Ye took a deep breath to calm himself down. First, he felt its presence...

It does exist.

He could even urinate normally. Raino stood up and tried it on the toilet. Although he couldn't see the arc of liquid, which made it feel strange, Raino could indeed urinate normally.

Raino recalled seeing this kind of operation in Huangye's works, where the human body was cut apart using some kind of spatial magic. This should be a similar situation.

So, for some special reasons, Raino from Line 2 hid him.

Lei Ye didn't know why he was hiding or where he was hiding, but it must be a very safe place, so there was no need to worry too much for the time being. However, his original plan to relieve some stress and get some rest was now ruined. Lei Ye thought for a moment and returned to his bedroom, looking at the thing with the highest information density in the room...

That laptop.

He approached, bent down, and examined the "socket" embedded in the wall.

After hesitating for a moment, he tried to inject magic into the magic stone. The device quickly lit up, and the suspended magic stone raised its rear end, revealing its two small holes.

"Haha..." Lei Ye was amused, guessing that this was probably his own clever idea.

The plug was plugged into the power source, and the laptop screen lit up. Lei Ye first noticed that the computer still had a small amount of battery left, so the previous inability to turn it on must have been a battery problem. Before he transmigrated, Lei Ye had already developed quite a few minor issues with this second-hand computer. If it had been used intensively for the past five years, then such minor problems would be completely acceptable.

That said, it's been a long time since I've turned on my computer, and fiddling with this in another world inexplicably feels like the immersion I feel when playing a game has been ruined.

I checked the network... naturally, it's not here.

There was no Notepad or extra folders on the desktop that would immediately give the impression of hiding information.

Writer's Assistant, activated!

When the software was opened, Lei Ye saw all sorts of drafts. The first one he saw was something like "Transmigrating to Another World: My Domineering Female Fan Falls in Love with Me." Lei Ye rubbed his eyes, almost unable to believe that he could have written this.

I clicked in and took a look, and it really did have that same vibe as me.

But it also has a touch of sourness and stench that doesn't belong to it.

Lei Ye quickly browsed through it and didn't see anything interesting or imaginative. He only saw a sexually repressed virgin fantasizing about being loved by a female fan, which was rather funny.

This one is very short, probably because he couldn't continue writing it. The other two are books he wrote on Line 1. Lei Ye looked at them one by one and was surprised to find that the plot had changed quite a bit.

It was a heartwarming change; a character who was originally intended to die to drive the plot survived.

This puzzled him a lot.

"What made you change your mind, Raino?" he asked himself softly.

The last book had no title. Upon opening it, Lei Ye saw a dense list of dates in the chapter list on the left.

Upon opening it, one finds a dense array of numbers and names that Lei Ye cannot understand.

He suddenly remembered something, found the location corresponding to 042, and it read, "Light steel gun head, Tucker, one small gold coin, completed, paid."

I understand now; this is the bill for the small shop he runs.

Using word processing software as an accounting tool is certainly quite his style.

A small gold coin...

By Lei Ye's standards, this is considered very good value for money.

But that's under the premise that metal materials are difficult to process efficiently. What if the cost has already been reduced? Looking at the full number of numbers, Lei Ye glanced at it and felt that he was making a fortune on Line 2. He could even imagine Lei Ye on Line 2 sitting here with his legs crossed, typing away and keeping accounts while lewdly grinning.

Lei Ye's lips curled up slightly as he glanced at the other part of his face, then his smile faded.

"Magical Ambient Light, Elena, one large silver coin, paid for before completion."

"Light steel dagger, Loya, five large silver coins, unfinished, on credit."

Below that is a small string of unfinished orders.

Yeah, how could he not have thought of that? This magic item shop is obviously open for business, and Raino from Line 2 must have work to do every day.

No, not at all!

Spicy!

Lei Ye closed his eyes, took a deep breath, and calmed himself down.

Although he was just rated as an S-class mental strength by a certain testing device in Line 2 Raino, Raino felt that even if he really had the SAN value to face the ancient gods, it was not because of his innate value. He started from the top explorer and worked his way up to become the Raino he is today. Calmness is not a talent but experience.

There are no numerical values, only experience in dealing with all sorts of troublesome matters, and in Raino's experience—

There will be an antidote within three steps!

With a feeling of unease, Lei Ye exited the software and went to the recycle bin. He never expected that the antidote would be found so quickly.

Because he subconsciously opened the folder he had hidden.

Those videos have been deleted, and in their place are several videos that Lei Ye has no recollection of.

Lei Ye definitely didn't delete it himself. He was 100% sure. You see, those were erotica that he had carefully selected and treasured deep in the folder. They were things he wanted to savor for a lifetime. How could he delete them for no reason?

It's probably Ye Lei who did it.

Damn, this female fan is absolutely wicked.

Lei Ye clicked on those videos with a resentful heart.

The opening ceremony was a lightning strike, and right on top of that was Ye Lei's coin head. She stared wide-eyed, her eyes magnified many times because of the close proximity, and asked curiously.

"You've decided that this little cube can record everything I teach you? I still think the Illusion Crystal would be more useful."

Ye Lei's voice.

Lei Ye, who had just been startled by her suddenly appearing large face, calmed down with astonishing speed because Ye Lei in the video was too cute. She was dressed like a little cake and walking around the room in a pair of slouch socks, making a few funny faces at the camera. Although Ye Lei in his memory also had expressions, they were few and far between, and she always had a cold and stiff look. Later, she did have a variety of expressions, but they were distorted to the extreme, unlike the natural ones in the video.

She doesn't seem like some kind of ancient god or anything like that; she looks like an ordinary girl.

"...What changed you this time, Ye Lei?" he muttered to himself.

"Use mine instead. Your holographic crystal can only record images, but there's no sound when you play it back. I need to record online classes, how can I do that without sound?"

The sound of Raino on Line 2.

Hearing the sounds coming from the screen, Lei Ye slowly choked himself, straightened his legs, and rolled his eyes back.

He had never heard himself make such a sound before. The noise from the clamp disgusted him so much that he wished he could go deaf.

Hey, these two are even holding hands!

"Byd Raino, what are you doing?!" Raino slammed his fist on the table and cursed angrily.

Despite the commotion, it was indeed a recording of an online class. Lei Ye realized that Ye Lei was using her phone to record her teaching about magical items. Soon, Ye Lei took out a set of tools from her storage bag and started explaining from the very basics.

Her lecture was different from the previous one, but it was easier to understand.

Perhaps this is what she meant by the orthodox school that doesn't follow unorthodox methods; even the tools Ye Lei uses are the most basic.

After rummaging through the storage bag, Lei Ye found the same tool set as in the video and started learning while watching Ye Lei's explanation.

This was the most interesting class Lei Ye had ever attended in his life.

Whenever Raino felt there was something he didn't quite understand, he would hear Raino from Line 2 asking him a question.

All the doubts were his doubts, all the questions he asked were what he was thinking, and all the final answers were just right.

He only needs to immerse himself in the process of acquiring knowledge.

Lei Ye soon realized that he might really be a genius at making magical items. On Line 1, Luo Ya kept emphasizing that this profession required a lot of talent, which made Lei Ye feel a kind of inexplicable fear. However, under the gentle teaching of Teacher Ye Lei, Lei Ye found that he could absorb this knowledge at an exaggerated speed.

Lei Ye studied diligently for two hours.

During this time, only Venus quietly came over and fed him some fruit to interrupt his train of thought; otherwise, he was completely absorbed in it.

But after two hours, the interaction between the two people on screen began to make Raino unable to concentrate and he felt a little uncomfortable. It was just a class, why did they keep intentionally or unintentionally creating physical contact?

Speaking of looking at the details of the room, Lei Ye recognized that this was the outermost shop of the house, but at this time there was almost no furniture inside, only a bed.

Even so, it's still better than when I was on Line 1. At least this is my own place, instead of a daily rental hotel where I have to worry about how much I'll have to pay for the next day.

Lei Ye assessed the time again, and realized that the two of them had been spending some time together. Lei Ye could sense a strong sense of ambiguity, but it seemed that they hadn't officially defined their relationship yet.

It was only a matter of time before they became a couple. Through the screen, Lei Ye could feel Lei Ye's infatuation, his repression, and his virginity.

The man smelled like a certain scent.

"You're so pathetic, sigh, so pathetic," Lei Ye couldn't bear to look at him. "You've completely ruined my image as a male god. I wasn't like this back then."

Unable to bear watching, and the thought of being tricked into becoming a stay-at-home husband by Ye Lei gave Lei Ye a nauseating feeling of being forced into a ghost marriage.

"Eh...?" Raino from Line 2 exclaimed.

Lei Ye, who had been lost in thought, refocused his attention on the screen and couldn't help but exclaim in surprise.

"Why!"

Ye Lei suddenly took off her coat, revealing a large expanse of snow-white skin. Well, not exactly a large expanse, but rather her slender arms and supple waist. This was nothing unusual; most female explorers dressed like this in the summer. However, Lei Ye knew very well that this was not the case for Lei Ye of Line One at this stage.

Sure enough, Raino saw Raino on Line 2 begin to writhe like a maggot.

"Damn it, pull yourself together! Don't embarrass yourself!"

Lei Ye was so angry that he trembled. He wished he could crawl inside. When a male god author like him was alone in a room with a beautiful female fan and she suddenly took off her clothes, he wouldn't be breathing heavily or sneaking glances. He would shake his head with a cold expression and tell her, "Miss, please have some self-respect."

But Lei Ye heard Lei Ye on Line 2 inhaling the scent of Chanel, and Lei Ye almost suffocated from inhaling it through the screen.

"What a tragedy..." Raino couldn't bear to look.

"How did you get hurt?" Raino's voice suddenly calmed down.

Injuried...

Wait, injured?!

As the camera angle changed, Lei Ye actually noticed several bruises on Ye Lei's arm, and he immediately lost his composure.

Will Ye Lei get hurt?

"Today I went to the red-light district because I was curious about human mating, so I smashed a window with a stone to peek, and I got beaten up."

"...It's normal for you to get beaten up, but you shouldn't go to places like the red-light district in the future. You can ask me anything you're curious about."

"Well, I'd like to know what that kind of love feels like. Can you try it with me?"

"Hey!!" Raino exclaimed.

Why? Why is progressing so fast?!

Lei Ye couldn't help but recall the mothers on Line 1. Their relationship with Lei Ye was also ambiguous, but they never said a word that could advance their progress.

Ye Lei, on the other hand, is the opposite extreme; she starts with a violent straight ball.

Overwhelmed by the fear of witnessing the disaster and feeling powerless to stop it, Lei Ye almost hugged the screen, pleading in a trembling voice.

"Please, please don't hit him, no, please don't hit me."

"No, please don't do this! The moment I've waited for all these years is going to happen somewhere I can't see it, and I won't even have the right to relive it?"

"Why did I make that face? Is that really how I look in the video? How could this be..."

Lei Ye howled for a while, but heard no other sounds.

It's quiet now.

He couldn't help but quiet down, watching the shaky camera angle, as if Lei Ye on Line 2 was frantically fiddling with his phone.

After a while, he heard his other self speak.

"Ye Lei, this is not good."

"I don't know how to explain this to you, but... I feel like things are moving a bit too fast right now."

"My hometown is a place where there is a lot of 'love' that happens very quickly. It is this very quick love that makes a mess of certain relationships in my hometown. And I am the kind of person who escapes to a small room. I chose to run away."

"It's not about running away. I just feel that if I want the kind of slow love I desire, the simplest and most loyal thing I can do is to remain chaste before I get it."

"Just for my own sake, I want to slow down a bit... to confirm each other's feelings a little more. Sorry I'm rambling."

The air fell silent once again.

It seems he underestimated his own abilities; his mouth was full of the scent of a virgin, which is something not everyone can do.

Overall, Raino was quite happy?

He was actually quite worried about whether he could resist such temptations, but he proved that he could, and even said some cool things, or at least he thought they were cool.

He looked at Ye Lei on the screen, feeling the excitement of Lei Ye on Line 2 facing this direct approach, and his feelings were somewhat complicated.

"I don't understand, but I feel like you're hiding something from me. I want to hear the truth from you," Ye Lei said suddenly, shaking her head.

"...Actually, I've been under a lot of pressure lately, which is why I came here to write. But then you suddenly asked me to learn how to make magical items, so I came along. My magazine is empty right now, so there's no point in talking to me about this. Just keep teaching me how to make this little fairy light. I'm going to continue recording." Line 2 Raino replied instantly.

Lei Ye was taken aback.

I glanced at the bathroom, then back at my laptop, and then at the tool kit in my hand that was the same model as the one on Line 2.

"You idiot Lei Ye, I'll fuck your mother!"