Chapter 49 An unexpected encounter with Xiao Hei downstairs
Chapter 49 An unexpected encounter with Xiao Hei downstairs
Chen Meijia ran a short distance away and waited for Guan Gu Shenqi. Then the two of them grabbed Martin and fled the bar in a panic.
"Phew~ I'm saved~" Guan Gu's heart was still pounding.
"Oh no! Hurry, put me down! Quickly!"
Martin was pale and struggled desperately in Chen Meijia's arms.
Seeing Martin's obviously distraught expression, Chen Meijia hurriedly put him on the ground.
"What's wrong? What's wrong, Shin-chan?"
"They didn't put it in the right place." Martin said, reaching into his pants and fiddling with it in front of everyone.
Chen Meijia and Guan Gu Shenqi were ashamed.
"All done." Martin checked himself over and smiled, "Hmm, much better now."
Chen Meijia suggested, "Ahem, let's go back."
Guan Gu Shenqi nodded, then said to Martin, "Xiao Xin, let me carry you."
Martin completely ignored Guan Gu Shenqi, his expression saying something like, "Ugly, no thanks."
Guan Gu Shenqi felt a pang of pain in his heart.
Waaaaah...
Chen Meijia said with a smile, "Then let me carry you, Shin-chan."
"No need, I can walk by myself," Martin refused again.
He was tired of eating xiaolongbao (soup dumplings) and wanted to try something different.
"Um, okay then."
The three of them strolled back to the Love Apartment.
Upon arriving in the lobby, I saw someone waiting for the elevator.
"Xiao Hei, where have you been?" Chen Meijia greeted the man familiarly.
"Hi, Mika!"
Xiao Hei greeted them and pointed to a long bundle of sugarcane in his hand, saying, "My sugarcane is ripe, and my mom sent me some."
"Wow, it's so long!" Guan Gu exclaimed in amazement as he looked at the long sugarcane.
Martin had been waiting for these words. He pulled down his pants, looked down at his elephant-shaped penis, and said shyly, "No, that's all. You flatter me."
The three of them: "(; ̄д ̄)"
"Is this your child?" Xiao Hei looked Martin up and down, feeling that he looked very familiar.
Martin looked at Xiao Hei with the same curious gaze.
"Of course not! I'm not even married, how could I have a child!" Chen Meijia glanced at Guan Gu Shenqi, quickly denied it, and then explained, "Xiao Xin is my roommate Martin's grandfather."
"Grandpa? Ah~ I understand."
Xiao Hei patted Guan Gu on the shoulder reassuringly and said, "Actually, I also have a few great-uncles back in my hometown."
"You have one too?" Guan Gu looked at Xiao Hei with a surprised expression.
"I not only have a great-uncle, but also a great-aunt who is still breastfeeding, and even my great-great-grandmother is still alive, although she is not my biological great-great-grandmother, but a member of the same clan. So, I can understand how you feel, brother."
Xiao Hei felt the same way.
"How do I feel?"
Guan Gu, bewildered, pointed to his nose and asked, "How do I feel?"
Xiao Hei, ever the familiar type, said, "You're older than me! Dude, your accent is pretty strong, you're from the Western Regions, right?"
"Huh? No, you've got it wrong! Shin-chan isn't my grandpa. My name is Guan Gu Shenqi, and I'm from Yokohama, Japan!"
"Little guy? Ah~ I was wondering why you look so familiar." Xiao Hei suddenly realized, leaning closer to Guan Gu and whispering, "Have you acted in a few productions?"
? ? ? ?
Guan Gu looked completely bewildered.
Chen Meijia pushed Xiao Hei away and said, "Guan Gu is a decent person!"
"Are there really any decent people living a normal life?" Xiao Hei, who had been thoroughly influenced by the study materials, clearly didn't believe it.
Ding--
Just then, the elevator arrived.
The group entered the elevator, only to find that the sugarcane was too long to fit inside.
Xiao Hei lamented, "Damn it! Am I supposed to climb the stairs and carry it up?"
Martin said, "Did you get sunburned while picking cotton? Why don't you just split the sugarcane in half?"
"That's right! How come I didn't think of that!" Xiao Hei slapped his thigh and said blankly, "Little brother, I've never picked cotton before. My family doesn't grow cotton."
Martin pulled out a whip from somewhere and snapped it with a loud crack, exclaiming in surprise, "Never picked cotton? Then why are you so dark-skinned? Could it be... that your ancestors were cotton pickers?"
"...Go! Go! Go!"
Xiao Hei understood the underlying meaning in Martin's words and said speechlessly, "Whose ancestors were cotton pickers?! I'm a genuine Chinese! I'm black because I go out and secretly take pictures of women... uh, go for spring outings! I'm black because I like spring outings!"
Martin raised his thick eyebrows.
What a wonderful spring outing!
Chen Meijia and Guan Gu Shenqi looked at each other in bewilderment.
What are they talking about?
Xiao Hei stomped on and broke all the sugarcane stalks one by one, finally managing to get into the elevator and avoid the hardship of climbing the stairs.
We arrived at the sixth floor quickly.
Martin came down the stairs, munching on sugarcane.
Behind them followed Chen Meijia and Guan Gu Shenqi, who were also munching on sugarcane.
This sugarcane was a gift from Xiao Hei to thank Martin for his advice.
Upon arriving at the entrance of 3602, the three noticed that the door to 3601 was open and couldn't help but peek inside.
It was fine until I looked, but then I found out what was going on.
Chen Meijia looked curiously at Hu Yifei and the other three who were busy running around, and asked, "Sister Yifei, what are you all doing?"
Hu Yifei straightened up and said, "Spring cleaning."
Lu Zhanbo had a headache and complained, "Sis, can I rest for a bit?"
Hu Yifei, hands on her hips, snapped, "What are you taking a break for? You think you can keep working all night? Zeng Xiaoxian! Stop slacking off!"
Zeng Xiaoxian, who was slacking off, immediately sped up his wiping of the table.
Forced by Hu Yifei's tyranny, Lu Zhanbo had no choice but to continue working hard.
"Wow, so cute! Meijia, whose child is this?" Lin Wanyu's eyes lit up as she looked at little Martin.
Hu Yifei noticed Martin. She first looked at Chen Meijia, then at Guan Gu Shenqi, and finally at Martin.
A family of three?!
[Hu Yifei panics: My God! They have a child so quickly? That's faster than a rocket! Wait, even if they were that fast, they couldn't possibly have a child that big, could they?]
Zeng Xiaoxian was also taken aback.
"Oh, Shin-chan is Martin's..."
Martin's child?
I can't take it anymore, I'm going to faint...
Hu Yifei couldn't accept this cruel reality.
"...grandfather."
Everyone: "Grandpa?!"
"Don't make a fuss. I'm just a junior, not a grandfather." Martin took a bite of sugarcane and spat the pulp precisely into the trash can.
Everyone had an expression of sudden realization.
It turns out he wasn't her biological grandfather...
Chen Meijia rolled up her sleeves and said with a smile, "Guan Gu and I are both free, so why don't we help you?"
Guan Gu smiled and nodded.
"No, no, really no need."
Hu Yifei said she didn't need it while quickly handing Guan Gu a rag and stuffing a feather duster into Chen Meijia's arms.
Martin looked up and asked, "And what about me?"
"Your name is Shin-chan, right?"
Hu Yifei bent down, resting her hands on her knees, and looked at Martin.
"Uh-huh."
Seeing Martin's adorable appearance, Hu Yifei's heart melted, and she couldn't help but reach out and gently pinch his cheek.
"You're so cute! Do you want to help your older sister too?"
"Uh-huh."
Hu Yifei said gently, "Then... Xiaoxin, can you and Guangu help me clean the French windows on the balcony?"
"Okay~"
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