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"No, Bai Yejun might be hungry after work. Bacon and bread can be heated up in the microwave and made into a crispy snack."
What Kato Megumi said made sense, so Bai Ye didn't think much about it and took the sandwich she made and devoured it.
"I'm done eating."
As Bai Ye finished speaking, the doorbell rang.
Before getting up, he checked his phone and found that no one in the chat group said they would come here today.
"Who is it? Even a salesman knows that early risers catch worms. It's a pity that there are only otakus here. Do you think you can bring a notebook..."
Before he could finish his words, "Fuck!" came out first.
The book is really here!
"I'm telling you, why do you all just come to me without saying anything? Would it kill you to say hello? I could kidnap you and sell you off on a whim and no one would know."
The complaints were loud enough to penetrate the doors and windows, but not only did the little golden retriever outside the door fail to reflect on himself, the poor door was even kicked hard.
"Hurry up and open the door to help me get my things. They're so heavy..."
Bai Ye opened the door and saw a girl with twin ponytails holding a cloth package in her hands. The package was angular and looked like a box.
Eriri forced the package onto him, and the weight made Bai Ye stagger.
"What's so heavy?"
"My lunch." Eriri opened the shoe cabinet and took out a pair of yellow slippers to put on.
"Thank you so much for coming here and not causing me any trouble. You brought your own lunch."
But this did not resolve Bai Ye's doubts.
From what he knew of Eriri, she'd been busy at the convention for so long, she wouldn't be able to recover if she didn't stay home for a week. Not to mention it was only 10 o'clock now, how could a night owl like her get up?!
"That's unlike you. You've decided to abandon your identity as a stay-at-home book artist and become a serious young lady."
Eriri seemed not to hear what he said, and greeted Kato Megumi on her own, and was not surprised by Kato Megumi's presence.
"Kato-san, you're here. It must be annoying to be with this Hentai."
"Good morning, Sawamura." Kato Megumi just smiled.
After picking up a piece of bacon and putting it in her mouth, Eriri took out a graphics tablet from her bag and placed it on Bai Ye's computer.
"I agreed to bring my own lunch, why are you eating my bacon? Pay me back!"
"No way to play—no way to play—no way to play—!"
Bai Ye came to her side, and a hint of blush appeared visibly on his expressionless face.
"I was kicked out by my mother..."
PS: Reward progress report 63 (9958/10000), 4 updates are owed, this is a normal update.
Thanks to [Saang Prison] for the 3 spicy strips + salted fish spikes, and [Dian Niang I Hate You] for the spicy strips.
Wow... Spider-Girl is so pretty.
Chapter 495: Noisy and coquettish are commonplace, don’t get me wrong!
Kicked out of home?
That aunt who is obsessed with her daughter?
Bai Ye had disbelief written all over his face, and the blush on Ying Lili's face didn't look like the blush from being scolded and crying, but rather like the blush from being fucked while sleeping in the same quilt.
"I don't remember when I raised you to be a bad liar~"
Bai Ye's deliberately pretentious tone almost made Ying Lili vomit on the spot, and the blush on her pretty face immediately disappeared in disgust.
"Get lost, you Hentai!"
"No! This is my home. You come and go as you please and you won't let me defend my position as the master?"
Kato Megumi's attention was on the package that Eriri brought.
After unwrapping the exquisite wrapping cloth, she found an even more exquisite wooden box inside. Judging from its appearance and smell, it was undoubtedly food, but the feel of it surprised her deeply.
"So cold—"
"What ice?" Bai Ye pinched Ying Lili's cheek and turned around to ask, "Xiao Hui, are you feeling cold? The remote control is by the bed."
"No." Kato Hui waved her hand, and the lunch box said, "It seems to be filled with something icy, but it's strange, it seems to be only a shallow layer."
"what is that?"
"They said they had eaten it." Eriri saw Kato Megumi about to open the wooden box and leaned over to take a look. "The first layer is meat, the second layer is pastries, and the third layer turned out to be seafood sashimi. No wonder there was an ice pack under it. Wow~ It feels so cool~"
"You brought it here without even knowing what's inside?" Bai Ye scowled in disdain. "What if you bring a bomb here with you next time to do something bad?"
"I'll be the first one to blow you to death, you bastard!" Ying Lili showed her little fangs that gleamed coldly, her eyes moving all over Bai Ye's arm, revealing her intention of finding a good place to bite.
Just as she was about to transform into a vicious dog and make a hole in Bai Ye's arm, Kato Megumi stopped her.
"Is it true that Sawamura-kun was kicked out of the house?"
"Well...it's true in the literal sense..." Eriri avoided her gaze.
"Being kicked out of the house would make you bring such a big lunch box with ice cubes in it? Are you going to use it for an outing?" Bai Ye complained.
"I was kicked out..." Eriri curled her hair and pouted slightly, "I was sleeping soundly when my mom suddenly pulled me out of bed and stuffed this box in my hand to tell me not to stay home all day. I was still dazed when she pushed me out the door."
"And then?" Bai Ye looked at the lunch box carefully.
The variety is so rich that if you sell it as a commodity, you can get at least 1 yuan.
"And then?" Ying Lili secretly ate another piece of bacon. "Then I came here and found a place to stay. Oh - Bai Ye, just do your own thing and don't worry about me. I'll take care of lunch."
Bai Ye tilted his head and looked at her as if he saw a monster.
"I've never seen such a shameless mascot."
"You are the mascot! Your whole family is the mascot!!"
"You can go anywhere with food. Why not sit on the grass in the park and enjoy the sunshine? Besides, there are comic book cafes and the like now." Bai Ye crossed his arms.
"No, won't this let others know that I'm an otaku?!"
"You're an otaku, a really big one at that!"
As the saying goes, we must see the essence of things through appearances.
A three-layer bento, filled with seafood sashimi and cooked meat but lacking rice, is the path to the essence.
Bai Ye understood that Aunt Sawamura knew that he was stretched thin because of the "bunny girl incident", so she "kicked Eriri out of the house" and asked her to carry a lunch box, because Aunt Sawamura knew that her daughter had almost no relatives outside and had no choice but to come to her house.
Since there is no rice, it is not like I am eating and drinking for free.
After all these operations, the aunt achieved the dual effects of "avoiding human relationships" and "expressing concern".
High, it is high!
Bai Ye sighed at his aunt's meticulousness and reached out to the plate of bacon breathlessly.
It’s really tiring to play with Eriri. I just had breakfast and now I’m a little hungry.
"Wait, where's my bacon?!"
Kato Megumi pointed to the side.
"While Byakuya-kun was thinking, Sawamura-kun had already eaten it all."
"Oh my god! (;'O?)o"
Faced with Bai Ye's murderous expression, Ying Lili imitated his previous actions and shook her head.
"Just taste it and you'll know it's Kato-san's cooking."
"I did it." Bai Ye said shamelessly.
"Liar! This savory and salty flavor is Kato-san's cooking. Do you think I've never had it before?"
Eriri had something else to say, which was also the most critical step in her judgment.
Because we care about each other, we cook dishes that the other person likes.
"As long as Sawamura-kun likes it."
"Xiaohui, you are so kind. If you hadn't made more, this gluttonous pear would have eaten up all the snacks in the house..."
etc--!
Bai Ye suddenly noticed a blind spot.
Xiaohui has always advocated not wasting food, and the amount of food in each meal was just right.
However, I made extra bacon and bread today, and said they were snacks, but now they all ended up in Eriri's stomach.
Thinking about how she had "kicked him out of the kitchen" this morning, Bai Ye was terrified and took a breath while looking at her.
"Xiaohui, you...didn't you know that Eriri was coming today?"
Kato Megumi still smiled, holding the cup in both hands, giving people the impression that she remained calm even when faced with a crisis.
"What is Bai Ye-jun talking about?"
Wow——Xiaohui is so scary!
. . . . . .
Playing around with Eriri just helped me get through the difficult waiting time.
Bai Ye came to his senses and saw that it was almost 11 o'clock, so he quickly opened his laptop.
"I'll be merciful and let you go this time, you mascot. Go away—don't interfere with my work."
"Hmph!" Eriri snorted and turned around and said, "Kato-kun, don't let this bastard have the feast, just the two of us!"
Kato Megumi was also used to this kind of play, so she stood up and said.
"If you want to eat the lunch box that Sawamura-san brought for lunch, you need to cook vinegar rice. The rice at Bai Ye-kun's house is not suitable for making vinegar rice. I'll go out and buy some."
"Oh, sorry to bother you, Xiaohui."
Kato Megumi changed her clothes and went out. Without the "audience", Bai Ye and Eriri's duet could not continue and it came to a temporary halt.
Ying Lili patted the newly made double bed, her blue eyes rolling around, not knowing what she was thinking. Then she dragged a few pillows and sat next to Bai Ye.
"Bai Ye, what are you doing?"
"Regarding the forum, I'm waiting for news from Editor-in-Chief Machida. There should be a result soon."
Ying Lili opened the forum and was frowned at the chaos it was filled with.
"You really have to take care of it. It makes me upset just looking at it."
"If I want to, I'm glad you're here, Yinglili, so please help me."
Bai Ye looked at her and patted his thigh. The latter muttered words like "Hentai, Baka, Wu Lu Sai" and sat on Bai Ye's legs reluctantly, nodding her head coquettishly.
"I'm not trying to help you, I'm just bored and looking for something to do, don't get me wrong—"
PS: Reward progress report 63 (558/10000), 5 updates are owed, this is a normal update.
Thanks to [Dian Niang I Hate You] for the 3 spicy strips and [Saang Prison] for the 3 spicy strips.
Chapter 496: Innocent Romance Eriri
"Ah, it's coming!"
Hearing the prompt sound from the computer, Bai Ye let go of Ying Lili in his arms and rushed to the computer.
Eriri wiped her mouth with the back of her hand and glanced at him reproachfully.
"What was the result?"
"Of course~"
Seeing his smug look, Eriri knew the result, and even her tsundere self couldn't hide the admiration in the depths of her eyes.
"Well—that's all you can do as a Hentai."
"Will you die if you are not arrogant?" Bai Ye glanced sideways.
"You won't get any lunch!"
Ying Lili got down from his arms and supported her cheek.
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