I'm living off a woman in Arknights.

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I'm living off a woman in Arknights.

Author: Zero Rank

Introduction:

Orange Text One-to-Many

After Yun Yi died, she transmigrated to the perilous world of Arknights. She started with a cheat system and a top-tier shop, but this system and shop actually required her to live off a woman!

Good heavens, these days even time travelers have to sell themselves into prostitution and become gigolos?

++++++Let whoever wants to be it be it, anyway, she still has an immortal game body, so she's not going to take it!

++++++System [Even if you're a kept man, you're still living off him; if you don't, you might get dumped.]

"What do you mean?" Yun Yi was puzzled when various beast girls took turns appearing in front of her, their fluffy feast and cool, pleasant feel making her eyes light up.

+++++++——Hey, this smells amazing!

Behind her allure, countless brilliant souls guided her to gradually gain a foothold and establish her own "home" on this land.

++++++Mechs, space fortresses, space aviation fleets, hero spirit systems... Yun Yi also brought about a devastating and magnificent turning point for his lovers and for this world.

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+++++This book is also known as "We Agreed on a Contract to Live Off Women, But You All Gave It All For Free", "Is Something Off About the Sincere Confessions from My Sugar Daddy?" and "Huh? Why Is the Whole of Terra Working for Me?"

Volume 1: First Impressions: Chapter 1 is missing, but I have no choice but to post it! (Help!)

"So, you were standing in front of the Guard Bureau, causing a traffic jam, because you were trying to get funding?"

Under the bright lights, Chen summarized with a blank expression.

Hoshiguma, clutching her Hannya Shield, sat to Chen's left, trying hard to suppress her laughter, her shoulders trembling uncontrollably.

Swire, holding the report, sat to Chen's right and added data with a smile: "This street was impassable for a full hour, and the Guard Bureau was forced to receive more than 10,000 complaint calls, more than 1,000 defamatory letters, and on-site questioning from about 100 people."

“Yes,” Yun Yi said, sitting opposite Chen with his hands neatly placed on his knees. He shifted his gaze and downplayed the issue, saying, “But I’ve only been at the entrance of the Guard Bureau for a little over half an hour.”

"That's not the point. The reason this happened is ultimately because the Guard Bureau didn't handle it properly."

Chen frowned and stared at Yun Yi's overly delicate face: "You'd better not be alone outside for long periods of time in the future. The atmosphere in Lungmen has been turbulent lately, and even at the gate of the Guard Bureau, it's not 100% safe."

Her face is enough to drive some crazy people to take risks.

"You were lucky this time, you ran into Hoshiguma who finished her mission early."

Yun Yi touched his incredibly smooth face with a troubled expression, and said with a hint of helplessness, "I didn't want to either, but this is the least troublesome thing. Otherwise, I wouldn't have come out to find a sponsor."

"The least troublesome?"

The three people opposite them looked at each other in bewilderment. Could it be that they had caught a big fish while doing a good deed?

“Yes, not long ago, I was at the beach one moment, and the next moment I was suddenly transferred to the vicinity of the Guard Bureau.” Yun Yi made a scattering motion with his five fingers to indicate that it was really abrupt and without any warning.

Actually, she time-traveled, but we can't say that yet.

"A space manipulator? Did you see what it looked like?" Chen's gaze grew increasingly cold. Was it a space user or a space sorcerer?

Regardless of which one, any Originium Arts involving space are not easy to deal with. When did Lungmen get such a troublesome problem?

“I didn’t see anyone else from beginning to end.” Yun Yi shook his head and said with a wry smile, “And that’s not the most troublesome thing. I’ve discovered that my body is becoming a bit strange.”

“You probably can’t understand just by talking.” Yun Yi spread his hands and said, “Could you please give me something sharp? Anything will do.”

"Give me a pen." Chen turned his head to look at Hoshiguma, his voice crisp at the end.

"Alright!" Hoshiguma, with her tall and slender figure, stretched out her arm and crossed the wide gap, taking a pen from the desk next to her and placing it in Yun Yi's palm.

Yun Yi gripped the pen and, without the slightest hesitation, forcefully stabbed it into his other arm.

The pen tip clearly and firmly pierced Yunyi's flesh, but after it was removed, the area remained smooth.

Only the system panel that lit up in Yun Yi's eyes, visible only to her, proved that she had indeed attacked her with a pen.

[Hint: Stamina -1]

However, this proof was not visible to others, and the first reaction of Chen and the other two was that Yun Yi's skin was not only very strong in defense but also elastic.

Yun Yi then spoke up to explain, "You can see there are no wounds, right? But I can feel that if I stab myself a hundred more times, I will pass out. It's not just the pen, it's the same with any attack."

[Current stamina bar: 99/100]

That wouldn't just be physical toughness; perhaps it's a special Originium Arts?

Chen pondered for a moment, while Shi Huaiya immediately and astutely inquired, "The result was just a coma?"

“That’s what I wanted to say the most.” Yun Yi put down his pen, put on a serious expression and said, “I can’t die completely right now, at most I’ll just be in a coma.”

After all, it's a game character body given to them by a system that's essentially freeloading off them, so the concept of complete death doesn't really apply to them.

It's perfectly normal for game characters to come back to life after they die, but in reality, it can be a bit creepy and attract unwanted attention.

An immortal body.

How many people crave this ability? If it really existed, how many people would go crazy for it?

What's more, the owner is Yun Yi, a weak woman who needs Hoshiguma's help to get out of a crowd (?).

As for Yun Yi herself, her fate will only be tragic and even more tragic.

Chen's face was cold and stern. Xingxiong and Shi Huaiya frowned. They both thought of Yun Yi's destined unfortunate ending, of course, assuming that Yun Yi was truly immortal.

"It would be troublesome if this ability were discovered, but it's impossible for it not to be discovered." Yun Yi rested his chin on his hand, looking somewhat dejected. "I'm too weak, and I'm also too good-looking."

Beauty, when paired with weakness and immortality, means that even if you cover yourself up completely and live like a rat in the gutter, you won't be able to live peacefully for long.

An accident can trigger a chain of events, which will eventually lead to the discovery of the immortal body.

"If I am captured by those who desire this ability, I may have to endure endless research and imprisonment."

Yun Yi can now calmly state this fact, after all, she had compromised before coming here, preparing to rely on the system to live off others and get out of this predicament—although it's not quite the same as traditional living off others.

"Don't worry, as long as I'm here..." Chen's sense of justice made her unable to help but speak up.

But Yun Yi interrupted her, sat up straight and said, "No, my life is very long now, and I don't know how long I will live, so I can't rely on you."

"Miss Chen, you will pass away before me one day. What should I do then?"

Chen pursed her lips, wanting to say that she could find someone strong enough who wouldn't spy on her, but how could Yun Yi be sure that the other person really wouldn't spy on her?

Chen could only promise not to spy, so she could only remain silent.

“For me, this is no different from a slow death—I’m not going to die yet.” Yun Yi’s tone was suppressed but firm. “So, I can only rely on myself.”

"Rely on yourself?" Hoshiguma chimed in while Chen was still unwilling to give up.

“Actually, besides not being able to die, my body has an even stranger ability,” Yun Yi explained, then stretched out his hand, assuming a ready stance for an arm wrestling match, and looked up at Hoshiguma: “Let’s talk facts, Miss Hoshiguma, please have a strength contest with me.”

“…Full power? Okay.” Hoshiguma hesitated before raising her hand to grasp Yun Yi’s rather slender hand, their arms side by side.

"Start!" The arm wrestling began, and as their muscles bulged from the effort, Yun Yi's arm looked only half the thickness of Hoshiguma's. In less than a second, Yun Yi was slammed down.

Yun Yi withdrew his hand and shook it to relieve the numbness from hitting the table. With a thought, he threw the temporary gigolo contract he had prepared in advance onto Hoshiguma.

Since it is temporary, Hoshiguma's consent and knowledge are not required.

Correspondingly, temporary contract objects not only need to meet certain standards, but the contract will also expire after a certain period of time.

The points earned through this contract for living off a woman are temporary and have a limit. Regardless of what you exchange for or gain in the system with these points, they will all be reclaimed once the contract expires.

It's a contract that can't be relied upon for long.

However, it works well as an immediate means, or like now, to convince people to believe you.

"Miss Hoshiguma, please give me something now, the more precious the better." Yun Yi said in one breath, "Don't worry, I'll return it to you after this is over."

Hoshiguma scratched the back of her head, glanced around, and finally fixed her gaze on the Hannya Shield, asking, "Is this shield alright?"

"Of course." Yun Yi was very satisfied with the Prajna Shield, which was clearly expensive and extremely intimidating overall.

“Well then, here you go. She’s yours now, Miss Yunyi.” Hoshiguma didn’t pause, raising her hand to place the heavy shield on the table and placing it under Yunyi’s hand, revealing her rather generous side: “Use it as you please!”

As soon as Yun Yi's finger touched the Ling^ Si Liao Qi Ba Er Lang; Prajna Shield, a semi-transparent pop-up window appeared in front of his eyes:

[Hint: Points earned (temporary): 200]

[Hint: Level 1 → 2 (Temporary)]

[Hint: Gained 10 points of Free Attribute (temporary)]

Yun Yi immediately put all his attribute points into Constitution.

In the logic of the "living off a woman" system, strength cannot be directly increased, but strength can be indirectly multiplied by increasing constitution and level.

Her strength was originally only 10, but now it is 40 (Constitution 20 * Level 2), which is three times more.

Yun Yi clenched his fist, savoring the somewhat unclear improvement, then pushed aside his shield and assumed an arm-wrestling stance once more, saying, "Alright, Miss Hoshiguma, please try again with me!"

"Alright!" Hoshiguma curiously reached out her hand, but soon she noticed something was wrong and exclaimed in surprise, "Wow! Your strength has increased quite a bit."

However, it was still much smaller than Hoshiguma, and after a short while, it lost again, slamming the back of its hand onto the table once more.

Yun Yi rubbed the back of his hand to ease the pain, and replied with a relaxed smile, "That's right, how about it? My ability."

“It’s very strong, but there must be even greater limitations besides needing others to deliver things to it?” Hoshiguma made a reasonable guess.

Such immediate enhancements are usually associated with drugs and abilities that have severe side effects or require very strict usage conditions.

Yun Yi didn't eat anything, and his expression showed no discomfort, so it's very likely that his ability mechanism has significant limitations.

“Yes, this is an immediate contract that will disappear after a while, and it can’t fundamentally solve my predicament.” Yun Yi nodded in agreement with Hoshiguma’s guess, and then smiled and said, “There is also a permanent contract, but it requires the consent of the person involved.”

"After signing the contract, I don't necessarily have to receive anything in return. As long as they occasionally have physical contact with me, I can get the same boost, and it won't disappear."

"Of course, you can also gain incredible improvements through the contract, and at a certain level you might even achieve immortality like me. This is the kind of sponsor I wanted at the beginning." Yun Yi added a bonus to his contract, calmly exchanging glances with the three people opposite him: "So? Want to become my sponsor? I guarantee this deal will be absolutely worthwhile."

Chen's expression wavered, while Hoshiguma maintained her smile without replying. Instead, Swire raised her hand to her chin, revealing a hint of interest.

Yun Yi glanced at it, then turned his gaze to Swire and suggested further, "Actually, I can directly implant all the contract-related information into the mind of the contractable object."

"If Miss Swire is interested, why don't you give it a try? Once you've seen it, you definitely won't refuse!"

After a moment of consideration, Swire confirmed, "This strange contract's way of improving is for the contract partner to give you things and have physical contact with you. Once you become stronger, you then use the contract to give back to the contract partner... Is that all the contract partner needs to give?"

“Actually, there is also an emotional investment involved, but like giving gifts, it’s not necessary,” Yun Yi answered truthfully.

“So everything else is fine.” Swire smiled and said decisively, “Then let’s go. I want to see what it is all about.”

Hoshiguma didn't stop her, and Chen was also held down by Hoshiguma without making a sound.

"Great!" Yun Yi excitedly pointed, and a piece of information that was distinct from the original memory quickly appeared in Shi Huaiya's mind.

That is precisely the system's contract of being a kept man and the system's basic situation.

But there's no need to worry, as the recipient cannot pass the information on to others. If the recipient refuses the contract, the information will disappear from their mind without leaving a trace.

Shi Huaiya closed his eyes and examined the scene carefully, while Yunyi held his breath and waited.

"..." After a long while, when Swire opened her eyes, a glint of light flashed in them. "This is incredible." The thing behind the contract—the system—was even more exaggerated than she had imagined. She couldn't be sure of its authenticity, but just the possibility was enough for Swire to take a huge gamble.

Moreover, no wonder those promotion methods sounded so familiar; it turns out they were all about living off a woman.

It doesn't matter; the more of these freeloaders who can give back even scarcer resources, the better.

Having thought it through, Swire looked at Yun Yi, gesturing for further consultation: "Is there any room for modification to this contract?"

“No, this is the final version, and the most equal state.” Yun Yi immediately resisted, saying, “I will not make any more changes.”

The original contract for living off a woman provided by the system was extremely offensive and lengthy. After revising it once, Yun Yi never wanted to revise it a second time.

Swire's brows relaxed, a look of expected relief on her face. She said lazily, "Then let's sign now. You're right. If I give you some things, touch you, and take you out to play, I can exchange them for some things in the contract (system)."

"I really couldn't refuse." It was such a great deal.

“Of course.” Swire smiled, a mix of teasing and confidence, and added, “I still won’t go all the way with you. If you’re hoping for that, I advise you to give up now.”

"If you hadn't mentioned it, I would have forgotten that this is also a way to improve one's strength." Yun Yi relaxed completely, feeling relieved.

As long as she has Swire as a suitable contract partner, she can take control of her destiny in this perilous new world, easily save the character she loved in her previous life—Frostnova, fully experience the exotic customs of this other world, and buy all sorts of interesting and desirable items from the system shop!

With such expectations in mind, Yunyi's command system extracted a contract interface and placed it in front of Shi Huaiya.

This interface is visible to both parties to the contract.

“Sign here, and you’ll be my sponsor. You’ll have to take the initiative to make physical contact with me then!” Yun Yi retorted slyly, now relaxed.