69novels Chapter 111 Secretly Kissing Husband
Chapter 111 Secretly Kissing Husband
Although Wu Wu resisted very much, he was still dragged out of the house by his little fairy wife.
The scene changes rapidly, and the style of the game changes accordingly.
It used to be a slightly realistic Weimei comic style, but when the words "Secretly Kissing My Husband" exploded on the screen, the style of the whole picture suddenly became a cartoon stick figure.
The lump of green outlined with a black line is the green plant on the side of the road.
The lump of red outlined with a black line is a roadside safflower.
Every line is rough and simple, and every color is hard to describe.
Yun Xiaoming doubts that the artist of this game is actually a programmer.
And Wu Wu and Xiao Ming sat on the bench drawn by programmers and artists, their faces full of pure brotherhood.
At this moment, the game introduction pops up.
After seeing this introduction, Yun Xiaoming finally understood why Wu Wu didn't want to play this wedding game.
This is just Wu Wu. If it were Wu Yeyao himself, if he heard that he was going to play this kind of game, he would probably screw his head off!
==Previous summary==
"You, little fairy wife, want to pursue excitement, but you must carry it through to the end. You brought your husband to the park to pursue the excitement of field battles."
"After the field battle is over, you feel unwilling to go home."
"You are sitting on the bench, thinking about it, thinking wildly in broad daylight, and suddenly an old man pushing a stroller came over."
The picture zooms out, a poorly made old man, pushing a baby carriage, walking towards this side, and sitting on the other end of the bench.
The pre-game synopsis continues:
"There is an old grandpa with grandchildren next to him, so you don't dare to be too blatant."
"So, you, little fairy wife, started secretly kissing your husband while the old man wasn't paying attention."
==Game Rules==
"Successfully kissing my husband, 1 point, being seen by the grandfather, the game is over."
"Attention, your husband, Wu Wu, is a horny man. If you tease him too much, he will kill you and put you to death. You will be reported by the grandfather and taken away by the police uncle."
"Taken away by the police uncle, this game is banned for three days."
After reading the introduction, Yun Xiaoming felt that he was not well.
In particular, there is a thick yellow arrow jumping on the screen, signaling him to click on the screen to start the game.
Yun Xiaoming didn't want to click, but the yellow arrow was too jumpy, and there was only one operation prompt, no choice.
Yun Xiaoming could only tap the screen.
Xiao Ming quickly turned his head and kissed Wu Wu beside him.
When the kiss was over, the grandfather who was teasing his grandson suddenly turned his head and looked at Wu Wu and Xiao Ming.
The minimalist painting style cannot express Wu Wu's complicated heart.
What can be shown is only pure brotherhood.
A pop-up prompt on the screen says "Dear success", let's keep going!
This is the end of the game tips, Yun Xiaoming understands the game.
The operation is very simple and brainless:
Just tap the screen and give it a kiss.
Hold on and keep kissing.
But he had to take advantage of the time when the grandfather was teasing his grandson to kiss, so that he could not be discovered by the grandfather.
Although the game is a bit embarrassing, but the style of the painting is too simple, resulting in no sense of shame, and there are points to earn, so Yun Xiaoming started to try.
Seeing the old man's face turned towards his grandson in the cradle on the screen, he poked the screen.
On the screen, Xiao Ming quickly kissed Wu Wu.
It's very simple! !
Sure enough, it was a bonus plug-in for 3 yuan!
Yun Xiaoming is very satisfied with this 【Newlywed Game Go Around】.
So he kept poking.
Another 1.
Also poke, also 1.
Yun Xiaoming simply came up with a big one, holding down the screen and not letting go.
After Xiao Ming kissed Wu Wu's face, he didn't leave, his lips stayed where they were.
Wu Wu hesitated for a moment, then suddenly turned around and began to kiss Xiao Ming's lips.
points 2;
Yun Xiaoming was very curious about how long they could kiss.
He never let go.
Wu Wu kept kissing Xiao Ming, and Xiao Ming's cheeks were roughly painted with two spots of red to express his shyness, and Wu Wu's body also began to change.
The lines are very soulful and rough, and a rounded and acute triangle that rises suddenly in an indescribable part explains everything.
Points began to rise rapidly.
Yun Xiaoming thought: Hey... Wu Wu can't see that you are this kind of person...
As a result, the old man on the side suddenly turned around and saw this scene.
The old man was full of anger, yelling and cursing.
The points gained from this long kiss were quickly cleared.
gameover!
The settlement panel appears.
In the column of points, the number climbed rapidly, and finally stayed at 5.
5 points, at a ratio of 1:1, converted into favorability points!
Yun Xiaoming: ... 3 yuan, 5 favorability points... Fortunately, it's not my own money, otherwise I'd be so mad!
Come on!
Isn't it stealing a kiss in broad daylight?
Anyway... it was Xiao Ming who did this, not himself!
How afraid of him?
Turn on [Newlyweds Game] again, this time luck is better, after three times [Thank you for marriage], then switch to [Secretly Kiss Husband].
Yun Xiaoming is already relatively familiar with the road.
He was very careful this time.
Seeing the old man turning his head to tease his grandson, he immediately kissed Wu Wu.
Just kiss, never greedy.
The time when the grandfather teases his grandson is very random, but no matter how long or short it is, it is long enough for a sneak kiss.
After secretly kissing Wu Wu more than 20 times, Yun Xiaoming began to be dissatisfied with the slowly rising points.
He began to observe the old man more boldly.
A little rule was found.
After teasing the little grandson for a short time, the grandpa will tease the little grandson for a longer time.
Taking a certain constant A as the unit, the time for the grandfather to tease his grandson is:
3A.1A.4A.2A.5A
The value of A varies in each round, but the five durations are fixed and appear randomly.
Yun Xiaoming rubbed his hands excitedly.
When the grandfather teased his grandson for the first time, Yun Xiaoming quickly kissed Wu Wu secretly.
Then start counting in your mind.
When the grandfather teased his grandson for the second time, Yun Xiaoming secretly kissed Wu Wu again.
And listed the equation in my heart: Let the value of A be x, the multiple is β{3, 1, 4, 2, 5},
Find the beta value of the first two rounds, the x value, and the beta value of the next three rounds of prediction.
Soon, he calculated that the next three multiples should be 325.
Three values appear randomly.
For the sake of safety, Yun Xiaoming assumes that the latter β value is 2.
He pressed and held the screen for a full 2a, earning 5 favorability points.
Then release the screen.
The old man didn't look back, he was still teasing his grandson with his head down.
So he continued to silently count the β value this time.
Not long after, the grandfather raised his head, and it turned out that the β value this time was 3;
Only 2 and 5 are left.
Yun Xiaoming continued to assume that the next round would be 2.
When Yun Xiaoming just let go of the screen, the old man stood up and looked up at the two young men beside him.
Two young people, full of pure brotherhood.
Yun Xiaoming was shocked, this round is really 2, which means that the next round will be the longest, and the value of β is 5!
He pressed the 5A for a full length of time until he reached Wuwu's line, raised an indescribable rounded acute triangle at an indescribable part again, and then released it.
This time, I gained 13 favorability points!
Successfully passed this round, the game is still going on!
Yun Xiaoming rubbed his hands excitedly.
After he played two or three more rounds, he found that this method still couldn't maximize the profit...
The greedy Yun Xiaoming racked his brains to lock in the β value every time.
It's a pity that I was too greedy this time, and was discovered by the grandfather at the beginning, gameover!
The settlement screen appears.
This time, the points earned a total of 98 points, converted into favorability points, 98 points!
At this moment, the favorability value has risen rapidly to 103 points.
However, such a few points are far from enough for the dissatisfied Yun Xiaoming!
He continued 【Newlyweds Game Go Around】.
This time it is switched to [Electric Eye Little Fairy Wife], Yun Xiaoming still wants to continue stealing kisses from her husband, and play more soulfully.
Choose to spend 10 favorability points to give up the game and continue playing!
After another three rounds, it was finally the turn of 【Secretly Kiss My Husband】.
Yun Xiaoming is full of ambition, and must do Wu Wu himself!
After kissing for two or three rounds, with almost sixty points, Yun Xiaoming suddenly realized that he was stupid!
What kind of formula, what kind of β value! !
Such an obvious reminder, I didn't notice it! !
He had been staring at the old man before, but ignored the little baby in the stroller!
After playing for several rounds, he suddenly realized that although the old man raised his head regularly, the greater rule lies in following the little baby!
When the little baby turned to look at Wu Wu and Xiao Ming, the grandfather would turn his head and look back half a second later!
So, forget about formulas.
Stop solving equations.
Don't even engage in a collection of numbers!
Look into the little baby's eyes and you're good to go!
Yun Xiaoming stared at the baby in the stroller, and frantically tapped the screen with his index finger.
Boo boo boo boo boo...
Eighteen quick kisses in three seconds!
Then the baby was attracted by the strange sound. He lay in the stroller and turned his head slowly.
Yun Xiaoming let go.
Wu Wu and Xiao Ming separated, the grandfather followed his grandson's gaze and looked at Xiao Ming.
Xiao Ming was sitting upright, and Wu Wu was sitting calmly, looking like a pure brotherhood.
The old man lowered his head and continued to tease his little grandson.
Yun Xiaoming let out a breath.
Just to put it bluntly, a cheat game bought for 3 yuan is so complicated to play!
Whether it's the operation or the prompt, it's all so simple and mindless!
Yun Xiaoming paid attention to every millisecond.
Controlled Xiao Ming and kissed Wu Wu vigorously.
The pinch point is just right, every click, long press, seems to have a soul!
This time, Yun Xiaoming played for a full hour, and there is no gameover yet!
Wu Wu's lips were swollen from the kiss, and the game is still going on!
Yun Xiaoming was very happy. He was still calculating the favorability value at the beginning, but when the favorability value counted silently in his heart reached 1000, he didn't bother to count.
Using the baby's eyeballs as a signal, stealing kisses crazily.
Wu Wu, who was visible to the naked eye, had stood up for an indescribably long time, and continued to kiss frantically.
The old man seemed to have noticed the strangeness of the two young people beside him, but he couldn't find it.Every time the old man turned his head, what he saw was the brotherhood sitting upright.
Successful pecking, kissing, and long kissing made Yun Xiaoming earn a lot of money.
Yun Xiao clearly believes that if he can kiss for a whole night, the favorability points he earns will definitely pass the level of Little Fairy Wife!
As a result, Yun Xiaoming, who got carried away, just stared at his little grandson and grandfather.
Completely forgot about the witch!
Wu Wu resisted at first, then she resisted, and then she became distracted, and in the end, she was so kissed that she couldn't control herself.
Although it is a crude stick figure, Wu Wu's face has been completely painted red on the screen.
Then, he stood up unexpectedly, and unexpectedly hugged his husband and wife who had been secretly kissing him.
Even more caught off guard, he directly pushed the man and wife onto the bench!
This movement was too large, which startled the old man beside him.
Yun Xiaoming let go of his fingers, but it was too late.
There are no operation buttons on the screen, and the witch on the screen doesn't stop saying hello at all.
Wu Wu suppressed her male wife: "You keep kissing me secretly, is it because you didn't feed you enough last time?"
Then, Wu Wu simply decided to do it in broad daylight...
The old man was stunned, his eyes widened, and he actually had a soulful line: "You guys have been spreading dog food, have you ever considered the feelings of a single old man like me!!"
The old man continued to say: "Is it bullying an old gay like me who doesn't have an X life!"
==GAME OVER==
"You kissed and kissed, forgetting that Wu Wu is a hungry man. The teasing was too much and finally went off the hook. Wu Wu planned to put you to death. But when you were reported by the old man, you still didn't do anything. , was taken away by the police uncle.”
"Taken away by the police uncle, this game is banned for three days!"
Yun Xiaoming: ...
How could I forget this stubble! !
Points for this game:
Persisted for 1 hour and 58 minutes, and got 2742 points for stealing kisses.
Converted into favor value: 2742 points.
Yun Xiaoming felt extremely regretful, he was banned just after he mastered the soul method of this little game.
But... He looked at the 3023 points of favorability, and felt that [Newlyweds] is actually worthwhile.
After all, 【Secretly Kiss Your Husband】 was banned from playing for three days, and there are still three brainless points-giving mini-games left!
Yun Xiaoming put away the folder and returned to the main interface of "Little Fairy Wife".
Now that he has money, he can start decorating his bedroom.
Half an hour later, Yun Xiaoming spent all his favor points again.
And Wu Wu finally came home.
He came back from the police station.
After returning home, without saying a word, he directly pushed Xiao Ming onto the sofa.
Wu Wu's voice was low and hoarse: "Xiao Ming...you are so happy outside, do you think you can run away when you get home?"
A prompt pops up on the screen:
"Your husband is dissatisfied with your teasing desires and is determined to live a married life. Please choose:"
【On-the-spot Fa-rectification】
【Rolling and turning the bedroom】
Yun Xiaoming thought, I finally spent more than 3000 favorability points to decorate the bedroom, how can I do it in the living room?
Anyway... You have to brush up a wave of favorability points to be able to do it!
Of course, there is no suspense in the choice [Rolling and Turning Bedroom].
Xiao Ming pushed Wu Wu away, turned and ran to the bedroom.
Wu Wu raised her eyebrows slightly, with a meaningful expression on her face.
He hesitated for a moment, then pushed open the bedroom door.
Then, Wu Wu's expression froze at the bedroom door.
The lights in the bedroom are dim, shrouding everything in a mysterious atmosphere.
There are ancient and bold oil paintings hanging on the four walls, and on the ground, on the thick carpet, the complicated patterns bring the most primitive power.
Dark red rose petals, scattered from the door, paved a road to explore the ghost, leading witches and wizards through the secret garden deeper than the nether world.
At the end of the road is the bed.
The head of the bed is carved with ancient and primitive patterns, and the four pillars prop up the dome high up, supporting the star-like tulle.
The wind blows past, and inside the tulle is the looming Xiaoming.
Wu Wu's throat trembled, he tugged at his tie, stepped on the trembling road paved by rose petals, and crushed Xiao Ming.
The screen went dark.
And the favorability value, at this moment, exploded!