Honkai Impact 3rd, but I have too many mods.

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However, Liu Bai clearly didn't have the time or inclination to pay attention to such trivial matters.

Moreover, given Hanabi's eloquence, if we were to continue arguing, things would only get more complicated.

"So you want me to stand up for you?"

Liu Bai's gaze had changed to, "Is this child actually a bit dim-witted?"

"Brother, don't you feel any pity for me at all?!"

Hanabi pointed to the bump on her forehead and instantly burst into tears.

"..."

Okay, to be fair, this bag is indeed very big.

From a practical perspective, this is indeed something that deserves attention.

"Come here~ let me blow on it and rub it for you~"

Alicia continued to open her heart wide.

How disgusting, this woman.

—Hanabi's inner "dark little firework" has begun to curse Alicia.

"Actually, I would recommend that you go to Nguyen Mai and Mebius for a prescription."

Liu Bai sighed and gestured for Hua Huo to sit down.

"But since you've come to me... I'll see if I can find any medicine to reduce the swelling."

"My brother is the best!"

Hanabi climbed straight into Liu Bai's arms and glanced at Alicia.

"This child is cheating!"

Alicia cried out like a child.

"You two, please be a little quieter."

Liu Bai removed the firework that was sitting on him and began looking for medicine.

Okay, found it.

One packet of instant noodles.

Liu Bai immediately boiled water to prepare noodles.

Hua Huo took the opportunity to glance at the documents on Liu Bai's desk.

...The documents are completely unrelated to this guy's private life, they're really...

So, is this person truly serious or just pretending?

But this bento box is disgusting; they actually printed their own picture on the rice.

After Hanabi finished her internal monologue, she noticed that Alicia was scrutinizing her.

"Hey hey~ Hanabi-chan~"

Alicia opened her arms again, looking like she wanted to hug her.

After all, everyone loves Hanabi-sama...

But absolutely do not let this woman hug you!

This woman has definitely done something inappropriate to her!

Fireworks has already discovered that although Liu Bai is shameless, he still has some sense of propriety in public.

So as long as he wasn't alone and his behavior wasn't excessive, Liu Bai would eventually patiently deal with him.

But Alicia is different.

...This woman might be very good at turning public places into private ones.

In other words, normal people are attuned to the atmosphere, but this woman is the one who creates it.

"Liu Bai, dear~ Hanabi-chan doesn't want me to hug her~"

"Then hug me?"

Liu Bai chose the simplest option between persuading Hua Huo and finding another way out.

"They've arrived!"

Alicia lunged forward and landed on Liu Bai's back.

The immense impact nearly caused Liu Bai to lose his footing.

"...Ellie, you should also pay a little attention to your weight management."

"She's not heavy at all! She's only 54.8 pounds! No matter how you look at it, she has a very well-proportioned figure! Even compared to others, my weight is within the acceptable range of error!"

Alicia immediately began to protest without stopping.

Is it really 54.8 now?

Liu Bai expressed strong doubts about this, saying, "I feel like I always see you in the dessert area during breaks."

"Girls' stomachs for sweets exist in another dimension!"

"Pfft~"

Fireworks promptly let out a mocking laugh.

Hehe, pink fat lady.

Where can you find someone as slim and cute as Hanabi-sama?

"If Alicia sits on my brother's lap, won't she break his legs?"

"A touch of fleshiness makes people feel comfortable!"

Alicia immediately retorted, "Would you like to touch it, Liu Bai? It feels just right!"

Hanabi: "..."

This guy's ability to exploit any excuse is truly unparalleled.

"On the contrary, dear Liu Bai, have you been getting enough nutrition lately? How about the adorable fairy lady makes you a nutritious bento box every day?"

"What 'Miss Fairy'? How disgusting," a girl who calls herself "Hanabi-sama" thought to herself again with a dark grumbling.

"I personally don't care..."

"Then it's decided!"

Alicia made the decision without hesitation.

"Liu Bai, kiss~ kiss~"

"...Hello, is this Sister Huang Quan? A pink zombie has entered my brother's office and is currently hugging and biting him."

Fireworks immediately undermined the plan.

She didn't want to be a third wheel between the two of them!

"Hmm~ Hanabi-chan's possessiveness is too strong, isn't it?"

Nobody's like you, okay? — Hanabi really wanted to shout angrily.

But... I have to maintain the persona of a brother-obsessed sister.

Fireworks could only swallow her anger.

"Hanabi-chan seems like a capricious little black cat~"

Is "black cat" an adjective used to describe a cat?

The noodles are cooked. They were made by Liu Bai himself, and their therapeutic effect is definitely enough to cure the bump on Hua Huo's head.

Liu Bai placed the noodles in front of Hua Huo.

"Eat up, consider it lunch—by the way, I feel like black cats are usually described as arrogant or something, right?"

"Standardizations~ Why must cats have fixed personalities?"

"That's true. If it had a fixed personality, then there wouldn't be a Hakimi in the form of a Spinosaurus... Cat."

Forget it, let's not get too abstract about the topic of cuteness.

"Hmm... Spinosaurus form, huh? Well, there's really nothing we can do about that."

Alicia thought about the scenario and a subtle smile appeared on her face.

No, this smile is less about a cat and more about someone who resembles a cat but would never normally make such a gesture.

But most cats are cute, aren't they?

"She's really cute, Mei-nee, I don't want to die or anything like that... cough cough."

No, we can't use such abstract concepts that others can't understand.

Moreover, it becomes awkward when people try to understand abstract concepts.

"Please ignore the second half of the sentence: Cats are cute, we should treat them well."

"So, what kind of cat does Liu Bai think Hanabi-chan is?"

"..."

I feel that no matter what kind of cat it resembles, none can compare to the exceptionally good cat, Hakipa.

Fireworks is also speechless now.

It's really annoying when people criticize others without thinking about it.

"Probably... um, one of those little black cats that pretend to be very well-behaved?"

Tsk, this guy is really wary.

Hanabi inwardly scoffed, thinking, "They're still so wary of me."

...Of course, it's also possible that Liu Bai suddenly remembered it because the topic was brought up.

"But it can also bring joy to people's minds and bodies occasionally."

Liu Bai felt that Hua Huo had done some good things, at least she hadn't spread negative energy everywhere.

It certainly has a positive impact on the overall environment.

"I wish Hanabi-chan could really turn into a cat~"

"Don't talk about these strange things..."

Wait a minute, shall we turn the fireworks into a kitten?

This... doesn't seem entirely impossible.

Hanabi felt a chill run down her spine at that moment—if she were a cat, she would definitely be in Spinosaurus mode right now.

Wait a minute! Why did she subconsciously start thinking about these strange things too?

"Fireworks and fireworks~"

Liu Bai… a voice that was intimate yet carried a deep malice rang out from behind the fireworks.

Then came a familiar yet unfamiliar clapping sound.

"You are now a very, very cute little catgirl... no, a little kitten."

Okay, hypnosis complete, hypnosis ended.

"Meow~"

(What the hell is that bastard doing?!)

Hanabi was already seething with rage.

—Previously, in order to make the gameplay more interesting, Liu Bai gave Hua Huo a hypnotic setting of "remaining mentally conscious after being hypnotized".

So now Hanabi's behavior pattern has turned into that of a cat, but her brain... remains perfectly clear.

Every movement of the body is felt, yet there is absolutely no control over it.

"Good boy~"