Honkai Impact 3rd, but I have too many mods.

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"Then don't show it to me after you've trimmed it."

Liu Bai pouted, "There are no outsiders here."

"Gulp... Well, that makes sense."

"And aren't you very excited? You could practically become a water god."

“I told you not to say such things—besides, you look more like a water god, don’t you?”

……

"..."

With Hanabi's help, Funina, who had forcibly cut in line... listened to the voices inside the door and blushed even more.

"Water...the Water God isn't that kind of profession..."

Funina muttered to herself.

However, once you get closer, the sounds you hear are not the same as those outside.

As someone who could be considered somewhat extraordinary, Funina could clearly hear the sounds of banging and flowing water behind the door.

Therefore, even though Funina denied it verbally, she subconsciously began to think about it.

...As a former pure water sprite, she actually has a lot of moisture.

(...How embarrassing.)

Funina lowered her head, trying her best not to let others see her blushing face.

Then, another question that arose in her mind made Funina even more ashamed.

(If I did that kind of thing, would there be... a lot of water?)

Due to her background and status, Funina only had the most basic knowledge of sex; otherwise, she knew absolutely nothing.

No, even this most basic thing may be missing.

After all, Funina would never be involved in such matters in her daily life.

Even the most daring and romantic Fontainebleau residents would not use dirty jokes to offend a "god".

Well, there are very few King Zhous in the world.

Not to mention that the Water Goddess, as the queen of all laws, is no less strict in enforcing the law than Liyue's spirit of contract.

If someone dares to offend the gods, they'll probably be locked up for life.

So now... a girl who knows nothing about this is driven by curiosity to try to explore her own secret garden.

"Cough cough."

"Miss Liu Ying?"

A loud cough that followed startled Funina.

"Hand...hand."

The firefly's eyes flickered.

"Eh... Ah!"

Funina finally snapped out of her daze and embarrassedly withdrew her hand from the exploration mission. "There was a mosquito on my hand. Thank goodness for Miss Firefly's reminder."

What mosquitoes are in Chenge Pot?

Gui Naifen, who was rubbing her chest where Liu Ying had elbowed her several times, complained inwardly.

"Firefly, you really are only ever perceptive in this area."

"What are you saying?!"

"Are you going to share your private experiences with Ms. Funina next?"

"No, no way!"

Gui Naifen and Liu Ying started arguing again.

These two have a really good relationship.

Fu Ningna watched the two arguing and smiled slightly.

With these two people diverting her attention, Funina's sense of shame subsided considerably.

"Oh, if that's the case, then you're a water goddess too, Firefly."

—Then Gui Naifen's words made Fu Ningna's face turn red again.

Don't smear the Water God just because you two are fighting!

Fireflies! Beat them! Beat them to death!

If their relationship weren't so bad, Funina would have liked to take her staff and sword and slap Guinaifen a couple of times right now.

What did our Water God ever do to you?!

Funina can't even imagine the scene when her Lady Egolia was rescued and introduced herself as the "Water Goddess," receiving stares from everyone else.

(Furina, calm down, calm down, don't let this get you flustered.)

Fu Ningna took two deep breaths, trying her best to project her usual composure.

……

"Estella, what do you think would happen if I took a picture of you looking like this and sent it to the Black Tower?"

"Gurgle... Well, then I'm going to bite you."

Estelle's face flushed.

I don't know if it's because of Liu Bai's words, or... the current situation?

"I just feel like this kind of play would be fun... It's a pity I'm not the villain."

"You're always thinking about things like this..."

"Don't ignore my hard work and then accuse me of 'having nothing better to do than think about...' when I'm doing this kind of thing—not to mention, do you even have the right to say that now?"

Liu Bai straightened up slightly.

Estella's expression immediately became "disordered" for a moment.

"No...don't suddenly..."

……

"Estella, a perfect score."

This is the first time, especially for a pampered young lady.

Estelle played exceptionally well.

Unfortunately, he still failed the test.

After Liu Bai finished writing, he handed the writing to the Law Master to write more, and then he made a makeshift bed on the floor.

"...By the way, Domination, who taught you to sleep on the floor like this?"

Liu Bai stared at the floor, his lips twitching.

With a white blanket covering it, it looks like a morgue!

"...Isn't it good-looking?"

—The ruler of domination indeed has a great flaw in aesthetics.

"Never mind, go call the next one."

Liu Bai sighed, then decided to continue "receiving guests".

"Yes."

The Herrscher of Domination nodded, then slightly opened the door. "Next... hmm?"

The Herrscher of Domination was surprised for a moment, and Liu Bai, who was recovering his strength, also looked in the direction of the sound.

"Um... I'm next, sorry to bother you."

Funina walked in with unusual restraint.

"...What are you doing here?"

Liu Bai looked at Funina as she walked in with a strange expression.

"Um...this..."

After bowing to the Herrscher of Domination to greet her, Funina looked up and saw Liu Bai on the bed. Her first instinct was to cover her eyes.

But in the end, I raised my hand slightly but held back.

"..."

Upon seeing Funina's reaction, Liu Bai immediately pulled the blanket over himself.

"So, what are you doing here? Engaging in prostitution?"

"..."

That's a very direct way of putting it.

"No, no, no... not entirely?"

Fu Ningna's tone was questioning.

"...So you don't even know what you're here for?"

Liu Bai raised an eyebrow.

But they weren't planning on catching up with Funina.

After all, he's fought so many battles, even the toughest person needs a rest—but Liu Bai should be even tougher than iron.

Fortunately, he felt different about each person, so he didn't have to worry about getting tired of it.

"Um... I came here to have a chat with you..."

As Funina spoke, she glanced at the row of people lying below like corpses.

If it weren't for the slight undulations she could see, based on the previous screams, Funina would have really thought there was a possibility of a "murder scene."

Of course, she wouldn't be so tactless as to complain to Liu Bai about this.

"If you have... cough cough, I mean, I can do something that fits the mood while we're chatting."

Saying something like "I can do it if you need it" sounds like a reluctant form of moral blackmail.

So Fulina changed her tune very quickly.

"Chatting... okay, chatting about Agoria?"

"No, no, no, I just... wanted to chat with you about everyday things."

Funina scratched her face.

"You really know how to pick your time."

Liu Bai's criticisms were merciless.

Who said no?

But who knows, this is actually the most convenient time for her?

However, this also made Fulina realize that chatting in this kind of situation was more difficult than she had imagined.

The smell in the room, in particular, was just too strong.

This made Funina, who had always been pampered, feel slightly uncomfortable.

She has experience in dealing with stress, but not in "rolling in the mud".

Funina deftly bypassed the other corpses lying on the ground and walked to Liu Bai's bedside.

The bed was also very dirty.

But this is easy to clean up.

Funina reached out and touched it, then used a wad of water to remove the filth.