Honkai Impact 3rd, but I have too many mods.

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"Entry-level?"

Is there even a hierarchy here?

"For beginners, I personally recommend this vibrating one..."

"Wait! No, not for personal use!"

Xin Hailing saw the shop assistant take out the small toy with the scar, and hurriedly interrupted before she could refute him.

"...?"

The shop assistant nodded at first, but the next second, his expression suddenly turned strange.

Wait a moment.

Not a boyfriend, not a girlfriend, not for personal use...

Is it...is it a pet?

The shop assistant's smile finally vanished, replaced by an expression of awe.

"Um...sir, if it's about this...I personally think...you should pay more attention to your own mental state..."

Gulp... He was just pretending to be weak to take advantage of others...

No, I should have thought of that sooner, so I can't blame the other person for dressing like that.

"It's not a pet either!" Xin Hai almost forgot to shriek.

What's wrong with this shop assistant?! This is awful!

Sure enough, this kind of store is terrible from the shop itself to the staff.

Ban it! Absolutely ban it!

Xin Hai, like a child again after a long time, muttered harsh words in her heart.

...But then again, it seems like this guy has seen similar people before?

Shouldn't I prioritize rectifying the atmosphere on the island?

"I...I'm just here to buy it for someone else!"

"Boy friend?"

No, it doesn't count.

"girlfriend?"

"……no."

"For personal use?"

"……no?"

Xin Hai hesitated for a moment—after all, she might really need it in the future.

Then why do you still say it's not a pet?

—Xin Hai clearly saw this expression on the shop assistant's face.

Immediately afterwards, the shop assistant's expression changed to: I've seen people like you before.

The shop assistant took a deep breath and put on his usual impeccable smile again: "May I ask what race that person is?"

I'll just ask for it; it's not illegal anyway.

"..."

Xin Hai's lips twitched beneath his mask.

No, that's a complete misunderstanding.

Should I have acted rashly and immediately offered an explanation?

"Ah... I actually bought it for my boyfriend! It's just... I'm just a little embarrassed!"

"Oh, what race is your boyfriend?"

"..." No, it seems too late; the impression has already become deeply ingrained.

"I actually bought it for someone else's boyfriend! Really!"

"Yes, so plant..."

Hmm, wait a minute, could it really be like that?

The shop assistant reflected on the situation after hearing the girl's anxious and flustered voice.

If that's the case... if they're not boyfriend and girlfriend, and it's not for personal use... well, logically it seems to make sense.

—But it's really awful of a man to have such a cute girl help him buy this kind of thing!

Even though she was completely covered up, the shop assistant could tell from her figure and voice that the girl in front of her was probably very pretty.

After all, it's a different story for a fat person to wear a cotton-padded coat than for a thin person to wear one, and sunglasses and masks don't prevent others from observing one's face shape.

Without a doubt, she's a beautiful girl, but it seems she's been deceived by a scumbag.

However, on the other hand, simps seem to deserve even less sympathy.

"Okay, what would you like to buy?"

However, I'm just a shop assistant, so there's no need for me to worry about such things.

"That... set." Seeing that things seemed to have been explained clearly, Xin Hai breathed a sigh of relief and cautiously began to speak.

"Oh, a set, what else?"

The shop assistant nodded, completely understanding the girl's subtle sense of shame.

Working as a shop assistant in this kind of store requires you to be considerate of the customers.

"...No, that's all."

"Gone?"

The shop assistant's tone became strange.

Just want to buy a condom, why come to her shop?

The shop assistant couldn't tell for a moment whether it was the toxic men or the toxic young girls.

"There's only one left..." Xin Hai said very carefully, while also observing the clerk's expression, afraid that "buying just one" would violate some unspoken rule.

Or there might be some kind of bundled sales.

"Um... Miss, if you're just buying this kind of thing, you can find it at the convenience stores on the street."

The shop assistant sighed.

Although Lingran dreams of coming into contact with "youngsters" every day, today's shrimp is a... cage... no matter how much wine is drunk, it is still considered a youngster among youngsters.

"Convenience store?"

Xin Hai had no idea—after all, as the de facto ruler of the island, she was extremely busy and couldn't possibly know what to buy at a convenience store.

"There will be a lot of people..., right...?"

"Well...that's true." The clerk nodded. "But if you take the tram from here to the last stop, you'll see more than a dozen vending machines selling condoms along the way."

"They sell vending machines too?"

"Of course, after all, these are everyday items."

The shop assistant shrugged as if it were perfectly normal.

“Even regular pharmacies sell it.”

The girl gave her the impression of a pampered young lady who never left her home.

Suppressing her shyness, Xin Hai recalled something...

What a load of rubbish! These things were probably imported back two generations ago! It's no wonder she has no recollection of any review process!

But it really is an everyday item...

"Um...but generally speaking, your kind of shop...probably has a wider variety of items, right?"

Xin Hai blushed slightly as she looked at the various toys in the store.

"That's true." The sales clerk reached under the counter. "Look, which of these styles...which one did your boyfriend tell you to buy?"

"Any recommendations?" Xin Hai was a little at a loss—she knew nothing about these things!

"If money isn't an issue, then go for 0."

Although the shop assistant sounded like she was scolding a female sycophant, she still had to make money.

"Is that so?"

As expected, the young lady, who seemed to be a typical rich girl, accepted this common sense perspective immediately.

"If you're looking at 0, take a look at these. This brand comes in a box of three, 94g, and is a local brand from the Far East."

"And this one?"

"Imported goods from Tianming, two per box, 200."

"So expensive!?"

Even Xin Hai was taken aback.

And there are only two or three in a box?

"After all, it's a condom made of 'pai gow' (a type of dominoes), specially designed for those young, overweight people. It's thinner and more durable, a truly revolutionary condom, so naturally it's more expensive."

"...Smuggled goods?" This was something he had no recollection of.

"Um... no, it's a genuine imported product. It seems like nobody uses this stuff in the Heavenly Mandate area. Maybe it's because of religious reasons? After all, the Church sounds very old-fashioned."

"I don't think a conservative church would make something like this..." Xin Hai thought to himself.

But then I remembered a joke about destiny, whether true or false—about the marriage rate of Valkyries.

Thinking about it this way, it seems understandable why no one uses it anymore.

Since it's an essential item for adults, it has to be distributed no matter what.

However, due to the Valkyries' pathetic marriage... no, their love rate, it's completely useless.

So a certain amount of exports began?

"However, generally speaking, this one is sufficient for our Far East homeland. Monsters and demons were also taken into account during the initial design."

Although she decided to swindle the young lady out of her money, she felt there was no need to go to such extremes.

"No! It's destiny!"

Xin Hai has also begun to adapt to the current environment, and his tone has gradually become calmer.

People are stupid and have too much money.

The shop assistant thought to herself, but since the customer had already asked for it, she felt no reason not to do the sale.

Okay, how many boxes do you want?

"Ten...no! Thirty...forty boxes!"

Xin Hai previously thought that there should be at least ten of these in a box.

There were only two in a box?

Xin Hai also glanced around and saw a large box containing 144 pieces, while most of the others were in packs of 6, 10, or 12.

You can tell the difference in quality just by looking at the quantity and price.

Xin Hai pondered the group of women surrounding Liu Bai...

Forget it, it's not like I can't afford this little bit of money, and besides, this isn't the time to save money.

However, one box contains two pieces, ten boxes contain twenty pieces... This might be enough for one person, but definitely not enough for a group of people.

Xin Hai wasn't the kind of employee who just blindly followed orders. After weighing the options, he decisively increased the quantity to 40 boxes.

The shop assistant's eyes lit up when he heard the number.

What? Forty boxes is too many?