Honkai Impact 3rd, but I have too many mods.

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You call that being slightly tipsy?

"...Feixiao, are you a good drinker?"

“Of course.” Fei Xiao frowned.

"So, no one told you not to drink?" Huanlong felt like he understood something.

No wonder this guy seems to be a terrible cook.

"Hmm... the doctor did mention it, but that's because of Yue Kuang."

No, it's simply because you like to act crazy when you're drunk, isn't it?

Huanlong sighed, realizing that Feixiao, a powerhouse on par with himself, could act so foolishly...

Okay, let's not even talk about lowering the social status—Huang Quan already did that.

"...What's with that expression?" Fei Xiao was very annoyed by Huan Long's "I don't want to talk to an idiot" look.

Huanlong remained silent and returned to Liu Bai's body.

She couldn't be bothered to explain such a stupid thing.

Meanwhile, Liu Bai's communication with Eden has begun to show results.

Now Eden no longer considers himself a fish.

but……

"Honey~~ Darling~~ Honey~~"

Eden began trying to nibble on Liu Bai, his hands rummaging around.

...It seems that some stranger misunderstanding has arisen.

This misunderstanding went so far that Liu Bai wondered if the person had sobered up.

Now, as soon as Liu Bai lets go, he cries out; and as soon as he hugs her, he starts scratching and nibbling.

Whose beautiful wife is this...?

Oh, mine.

Liu Bai could only continue to coax her; after all, she was his girlfriend.

...But who could resist a mature woman with that kind of figure acting like a child and being so coquettish?

Liu Bai thought that Eden's figure now seemed to be not much worse than in his peak.

"Feixiao, did you say something?"

At this moment, Liu Bai also noticed that Fei Xiao was staring at him, and asked in a puzzled tone.

"Um... I haven't said anything yet."

Fei Xiao watched Liu Bai coaxing Eden and didn't know what expression to make.

The current scene isn't as radical as in the dream... but it's still a super simplified version, right?

"But since you've asked... do you need my help?"

How can you help?

"Help me pull them apart... no, please pretend I didn't say anything."

Seeing Eden's coquettish manner, Fei Xiao immediately changed his tune.

Liu Bai wasn't surprised by Fei Xiao's reaction and turned to look at someone watching the show from the side.

Hey you fox over there! Stop watching the show! Come and lend a hand!

"Waaaaah~ You used to call me 'Sweetie,' but now you call me 'that fox'... So, Darling, does your love really disappear? Waaaaah..."

This fox is like a monkey, isn't it? It'll climb any pole it can get its hands on—in every sense of the word.

"Ahem, let me do it."

Fei Xiao was speechless as he watched Hu Zhaigong go from smiling and watching the show to crying with resentment.

It's such a mess, it's giving me a headache.

"I'm actually quite good at taking care of people..."

"Feixiao, do you know what Fox Palace will say about you for doing this?"

"……what?"

"So you really have another vixen outside." — Liu Bai's monotone reading and Fox Palace's mournful tone rang out together.

"Well……"

Feixiao really wasn't used to this kind of persistent pestering.

"Just kidding~ No matter what, I will always shoulder the responsibility of taking care of my sisters as the first wife."

Fox Palace instantly changed its expression again.

Liu Bai's lips twitched—thankfully there aren't many people involved on the deck right now.

Otherwise, these words would definitely trigger a new round of war.

"Alright, alright, my dear husband~ let's carry Eden back together."

"...I think I might as well have some more." Fei Xiao rubbed his temples. "Bei Dou? Bei Dou! Where is he?"

…………

"My lord...shall we do it in front of Eden?"

After Liu Bai covered Eden with the blanket, who had calmed down, Hu Zhaigong suddenly pressed himself against Liu Bai from behind.

She breathed sweetly into Liu Bai's ear, her voice alluring and seductive.

"...It's so peaceful."

"—Super Invincible Big Fox Grab and Slam!"

After a muffled thud, Liu Bai rubbed the back of his head and got up from the ground.

Although Fox Palace, who had just tackled Liu Bai to the ground, was smiling, his expression was dangerous.

"Lord Liu Bai... I really don't know whether to say you're clever or clueless about romance."

As he spoke, Fox Palace put his shirt back on.

The reason why Fox Palace was instantly breached is very simple.

The seductive offensive launched from behind was rejected by Liu Bai from the very bottom.

It's like when your boyfriend teases you about being like a file.

"For a fleeting moment, I thought I was going to become a widow."

There was absolutely no hint of a smile in those words.

"Besides, where am I small! Has your concept of size been distorted?! Chiyo is the one who's really small, isn't she?"

To prove this point, Hu Zhaigong paused halfway through her journey and deliberately showed it to Liu Bai.

Let's aim for C and strive for D, okay?

"Not everyone is as shameless as Shin and Kage in protecting their rights!"

Fox Palace was very unhappy.

She felt that Liu Bai was deliberately provoking her.

This person clearly knew what they were doing!

If I were truly that flat, would Liu Bai be able to detect it?

"Actually, I can even reluctantly accept the alphabet."

"The alphabet..."

Fox Palace took a deep breath and calmed down a little.

After a moment's thought, I realized where I had gone wrong.

But it doesn't matter, Eden is just a tool for seeking thrills.

It's okay if you don't have it...

Brother-in-law, are you there?

"Ugh, shameless."

"Eh? Me, me?"

Ying was startled by the sudden, direct insult from Huzhaigong, and for some reason felt a little guilty.

"Ignore her." Bai tugged at Fox Palace's ear hair, signaling Ying to continue.

"Oh... well, it's like this, my sister asked if we should spend the night on Haiqi Island. In the last battle against Chiyou, the serpent Orobas did some good work, even if he didn't make any great contributions. Brother-in-law, would you like to visit and comfort this hero?"

"...You taught her?"

Liu Bai glanced at the Fox Palace from the side.

"Why do you think I would neglect to teach Sara, Ayaka, Miko, Sakura, and even Kira to teach her how to relay messages?"

Hu Zhaigong rolled her eyes, and before Ying could react, she straightened her clothes so that they wouldn't look disheveled.

"Don't worry, there's no conspiracy involved. Even if there is, it's an open scheme."

"……How to say?"

“Even if you go directly to Inazuma, the current shrine maiden of Umijima Island will still come to pay her respects.”

This subordinate relationship cannot be bypassed.

"However, unless you take the first bite, no one else will."

—So what happened to you just now?

Upon hearing this, Liu Bai mouthed something to Fox Palace with a black line on his forehead.

—Because she's a sly fox.

Fox Palace smiled and mouthed back.

"..."

Wow, what you're saying makes a lot of sense.

Liu Bai silently withdrew his gaze. Although Ying had seen the two exchanging glances, she was somewhat used to it.

Don't underestimate the adaptability of a straightforward and somewhat naive person.

"So, brother-in-law, what you mean is..."

"Then let's stay for one night, but don't cause any trouble tonight."

"Oh."

Ying nodded honestly, then turned and left.

As soon as Ying closed the door, Huzhaigong physically entangled Liu Bai.

I'm not pretending anymore!

—Knock knock.

"It's all there."

After knocking on the door with the soup in hand, Huang Quan walked in nonchalantly, glancing at Hu Zhaigong and Liu Bai.

"I just heard there was a commotion on deck. Are you and Fox Palace alright, sir?"

"It's nothing." Hu Zhaigong, who had instantly alighted from Liu Bai's body, replied with feigned composure, "I wouldn't let my husband suffer a loss, no matter who does. By the way, Sister Huang Quan, what is this soup of yours...?"

"This is for you, sir, and I'll take a look at Eden while I'm at it."

Huang Quan was slightly puzzled as to why Hu Zhaigong called her "sister".

However, Huang Quan is not the kind of person who likes to ask about everything.

"She is..."