Honkai Impact 3rd, but I have too many mods.

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"For example...aren't my breasts a little bigger than hers?"

“...Who knows?” Cheng Ling Shuang’s lips twitched.

This topic hit Cheng Ling Shuang's sore spot.

But just as Shi Bao couldn't lash out at Cheng Ling Shuang, Cheng Ling Shuang also couldn't lash out at Shi Bao—of course, the one with the worst expression was Fu Hua herself.

Shi Bao probably realized this too, and quickly took off his clothes so that Cheng Ling Shuang could measure his figure.

"...similar to Master."

Cheng Ling Shuang looked at the ruler, her expression turning even uglier.

Yes, Cheng Ling Shuang's expression was actually quite sour from the beginning, but she wouldn't show it directly because she was a fake.

—Because she just discovered that Fu Hua actually has a b!

b! b!

Although she's not quite on par with those vulgar women, this one... well, she's on Kiana's level.

"Huh? I'm the same as that guy?"

"Yes."

Cheng Ling Shuang spoke in a very calm tone.

"The data is all 84... and the height is 165. Roughly speaking, Master is about 13... which is just right at the B level."

Although Cheng Ling Shuang was very unhappy, she still spoke up to explain.

Su Mei, who was standing next to her, said considerately, "By the way, Master's buttocks are surprisingly full."

"Su Mei!" Fu Hua couldn't help but call out to her second apprentice shyly.

Don't share this kind of thing as a rare discovery!

"Hmm...so that means my butt...ah no, it's nothing."

This discovery surprised Shi Bao quite a bit, as she hadn't really paid much attention to her figure.

"But... I look older than her, don't I?"

"That's because you don't have the habit of wearing a bra."

Cheng Ling Shuang looked at the clothes that Shi Bao had taken off and complained.

“…That kind of thing is too restrictive to wear.” Shi Bao scratched his head.

She hated that feeling of being restricted.

Although she was surprised by Fu Hua's figure, overall... the result didn't really frustrate her.

"Oh, by the way, how did you do this rough calculation?"

"It's just bust measurement minus underbust measurement... Even if you know this calculation method, it won't make you bigger."

"Oh... that means subtracting this from here..."

At this point, Shi Bao is quite eager to learn.

The way they used their hands to measure was just too much to bear.

"So visual estimation isn't actually very accurate?"

"……Yes."

Cheng Ling Shuang sighed, "Let's get this topic over with!"

If we don't get there soon, she's going to kill someone!

"Next! Su Yi! Come here!"

"Eh...me, me?"

Qin Suying could tell at a glance that her fifth senior sister was in a very bad mood.

And she... although her estimation is inaccurate, at least she can provide some reference.

She... looks to be at least an E!

And she doesn't have the bad habit of not wearing a bra!

If I go there now...

"...Suyi, don't make me call you a second time."

"Uh, Su Chang! Your fifth senior uncle is calling you!"

"Huh? Me? Wait..."

Li Sushang was directly pushed out by her "foster mother".

Then Cheng Ling Shuang unhesitatingly pinned down Li Su Chang.

Li Sushang forced a smile that looked more like a grimace.

She can try to run away when others try to catch her.

If Cheng Ling Shuang dares to run away, Cheng Ling Shuang will show her just how beastly someone who can become a sword god at the age of 12 really is.

Qin Suying silently breathed a sigh of relief.

Sure enough, my senior sister just needed someone to vent her anger on; who it was didn't matter at all.

As for Li Sushang... I've raised this girl for so many years! It's time for her to do something for her adoptive mother!

"Master Uncle! It's too tight! It'll burst!"

"It's not filled with water, so why would it explode so easily?"

"Alas--!?"

...Qin Suying breathed a sigh of relief again. Well, it's great that someone's taking the blame.

"...How brutal."

"This is the honest and straightforward evaluation from the bottom of my heart," said Shi Bao.

However, Shi Bao then looked away—clearly, there was no need to provoke Cheng Ling Shuang right now.

It's worth it if the death of Li Sushang can appease Cheng Ling Shuang's anger... who told that girl to be so old at such a young age!

So short, yet so big!

Short ones look like they're malnourished, while big ones look like they're overnourished!

That brat's nutrition plan must be messed up!

"By the way, Ling Shuang, could you make me a cheongsam?"

"I can't do it."

Cheng Ling Shuang answered coldly while abusing Li Su Chang.

"Huh? Why?"

Shi Bao was somewhat confused.

"Because, firstly, there were no plans to make cheongsams, and secondly, this is not my responsibility."

"...?"

Shi Bao's expression became even stranger.

It wasn't Cheng Ling Shuang who made the clothes... so she went outside to find someone?

Wait a minute, even if we went outside, they shouldn't be unable to make cheongsams. This is Liyue Harbor!

In the heart of Liyue, a commercial capital, top-tier tailors are plentiful.

"By the way, Uncle-Master, did you sign up for 'that'?"

Su Mei patted Shi Bao with a very friendly smile—but everyone else who saw that smile felt a chill run down their spines.

Although it's not nice to say it like this, Su Mei's smile... it's impossible to tell whether it's genuine friendliness or a smile hiding a knife.

These women who had been beaten had developed an instinct for fear.

"That? What is it?"

They recognized the treasure but didn't understand why.

"Don't you know?"

Su Mei coaxed, "If you want new clothes, you should sign up for that event."

"Then let's sign up."

Shi Bao felt that since he could get clothes for free, participating in the event wouldn't hurt.

...Although Shi Bao subtly sensed a hint of malice.

“Okay, I understand.” Su Mei nodded, then looked at Lin Chaoyu, “Could you please call Miss Astara and tell her that our Taixu Sword Sect needs one more person to participate in the event?”

"...Wait a minute, who should I call?"

Chapter 341 The Four Sages Test the Mind of Zen

Leaving aside the story of how the people of Taixu subdued the Lawgiver of Consciousness for the sake of humanity's survival.

After Liu Bai approved the "maid document," the quiet atmosphere became restless again.

However, given that they are still in the process of customizing maid outfits, so far, everyone is only in the "restless" stage.

...There were only a few exceptions.

"Why...why do I have to come too..."

In Liu Bai's room, Gan Yu had a bitter face—though her tone was hard to tell whether she was resisting or submissive.

"Because you are responsible for the planning."

Xianyun pushed up his glasses.

Ke Qing was in charge of directing, she was in charge of providing the furniture, Shen He was in charge of the heavy bricklaying, and Gan Yu was naturally in charge of the overall planning and layout... Bullshit!

There was absolutely no need for Gan Yu; it was only out of a sense of duty as a "foster mother" that Xian Yun brought Gan Yu over.

...Well, actually it's not really the adoptive mother's responsibility.

It's actually a bit strange that Shen He, Ke Qing, Xian Yun, and Gan Yu could come together.

Shen He is a repressed, secretly infatuated man who uses his innocent, guileless face to stalk others... Although he has many flaws, compared to others, Shen He is actually the one with the fewest flaws.

—This is simply a case of being attracted and then becoming a pervert under the guidance of the Herald of Domination.

It mainly revolves around Ke Qing, Xian Yun, and Gan Yu.

Ke Qing, just a month ago, what a magnificent and righteous star Yuheng was!

—Then, within a month, he abandoned his "dignity".

From the moment she discovered that a large group of people around her were openly discussing sex during work hours, Keqing, who failed to cut ties with them in time, embarked on a path of no return.

Look around at the people who are all around.

Ningguang: I will trade my body for Liyue's future.

Ye Lan: I want to love Liu Baizhuo.

Gan Yu: Having three wives and four concubines is fine.

Then she stumbled upon the aftermath of Liu Bai's incident—and Ningguang and the others were still instilling strange ideas in Keqing.

Although Keqing felt that she had acted out of a moment of madness, well... it was entirely understandable, right? After all, there wasn't a single normal person around her.

—After having this idea of ​​self-reconciliation, Keqing had already begun to slide into the abyss.

Then he discovered Shen He and Xian Yun's attitudes and was tricked by Shen He.

Shen He: Super Liu Bai Stalker

Xianyun: Lord Liu Bai, you are welcome to visit my home sometime.

In the end, Keqing's thoughts had become, "So what if we're feudal remnants? Who isn't a feudal remnant at some point!"