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I'm very annoyed, but not to the point of wanting to kill the other person.
“We…” Ye Lan opened her mouth, glancing at Liu Bai, who was covered in dust and dirt—after all, this was reality, and there was no such thing as a beautiful girl who was always spotless.
Under the dust and smoke from the enemy's high-speed airborne landing, Ye Lan and Liu Bai were now covered in soot and dirt.
Liu Bai even grimaced.
Hmm... Yelan glanced at it and saw that the mushroom was covered in sand, and this incident had also made the mushroom wilt.
Indeed, there are still many problems with field operations.
—But the problem now is how to explain this to the woman in front of me who looks so much like Fu Hua.
We two, having nothing better to do late at night, went out for some casual sex?
That's obviously not the right way to explain it!
Moreover, it wasn't just Liu Bai who lost interest; Ye Lan's nipples also wilted.
Both parties had absolutely no sexual desire.
And that bastard Liu Bai was right!
Ye Lan glared at Liu Bai fiercely.
However, something still needs to be said. Ye Lan doesn't want to provoke the other party—just from that meteor-like entrance, Ye Lan knows this person is a BOSS-level opponent she can't afford to offend.
"...There are very complicated reasons why we are the way we are now."
"Is it so complicated that you can just walk into someone's backyard?"
"No, there is a reason. We are here as guests of Fuyun Temple."
Liu Bai reached out and pinched Ye Lan's hip, signaling for him to come over.
Ye Lan knew absolutely nothing about Shi Bao, so during negotiations she tended to be conservative and stall for time rather than actively engaging in in-depth exchanges.
Of course, this was not a wrong decision; in fact, it could be said to be quite correct at this point in time. After all, the appearance of Shi Bao was no small event, and there were living people on Mount Taixu. It was conceivable that Fu Hua and her disciples would arrive soon.
But the problem is that now that Shi Bao and Fu Hua are facing each other directly, isn't this just asking Shi Bao to explode?
...Again, it feels really good.
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You seem to have a lot of energy! Looks like you haven't been taking enough medication!
—Although Ye Lan was actually very happy with Liu Bai's "frank" reaction.
As for the occasion...
Now that things have come to this, Ye Lan has no choice but to trust Liu Bai.
After all, Liu Bai is at least a sage of Ning Guang's level. Her purpose in coming here is to buy time and wait for rescue. Liu Bai might bring some unexpected surprises.
And all you need to do is put the pot... wait, where's the pot?
Ye Lan touched her waist, her expression immediately turning ugly. She looked around and finally found the Chen Ge Pot still spinning at the feet of the mad Fu Hua.
Damn it! This is bad!
Ye Lan felt a chill in her heart. She got off Liu Bai and crouched down, subtly blocking Liu Bai's way.
Use the life-giving silk to hook it back?
No, the item is right under their feet. This kind of behavior, which is almost an attack, is simply openly provoking them.
"Visiting a place like this?" Shi Bao frowned slightly.
"Oh no, this is a personal matter between the two of us. Actually, we have a guest room to stay in."
"..."
Shi Bao looked unconvinced.
"But neither of you has any clothes!"
"The clothes are over there." Bai pointed to the other side; both his and Ye Lan's clothes had been blown away.
As for the Dust Song Pot... Liu Bai wasn't blind, so he could naturally see that thing run to Shi Bao's feet.
It's a bit more intense, but not quite—after all, Shibao is pretty easy to fool.
Shi Bao followed Liu Bai's gaze and turned his head, and sure enough, he saw a pile of clothes on the ground.
Then Shi Bao's expression became even more confused—she really couldn't understand why these two people were running around taking off their clothes on the cliff behind Guanshan at night.
(Does it mean they lack sex education... or simply haven't thought about it?)
Looking at the expression on Shi Bao's face, Liu Bai silently made a judgment in his mind.
However, not having sex education isn't necessarily a bad thing.
Everyone has a few quirks, you know?
Liu Bai gave him a "You know what I mean?" look.
Recognizing the treasure was a momentary stagnation.
She doesn't understand this kind of thing.
But since the other person used this expression, it means that this is a common occurrence?
"Hmm! I see, I see~"
Shi Bao, feigning ignorance, revealed a look of sudden realization.
"...So you two are really guests here?"
"Of course," Bai nodded repeatedly. "Otherwise, why would we have come to Fuyun Temple?"
"...That makes some sense."
"Just kidding, there's no logic to it at all," Liu Bai added in his mind, looking at Shi Bao's forced expression of realization because she didn't want to show any weakness.
"But seriously, can't you get up and talk to me? Why are you lying here? It's so disrespectful! Or is this part of one of your weird quirks?"
Shi Bao looked at Liu Bai in front of him, his tone was questioning, but there wasn't much hostility in it.
Hmm... Although she seems quite pleasing to the eye, she has some weird quirks... She seems a bit slow-witted. (Dream)
"Um... that's a long story." Liu Bai hesitated for a moment when asked this question. "To be honest, I was actually poisoned."
"Huh—!? Poisoned? Are you alright? Should I call an ambulance for you?"
Shi Bao revealed a subtle worry—although it was strange that this person had no connection with him, he couldn't just watch this person die at Fuyun Temple.
"It's just a little poison, nothing more." Bai Lianlian waved her hand. "It's just that I'm too weak to move."
"This doesn't sound like a minor poison."
Shi Bao's expression was strange.
"Can't you stand up at all?"
"I can't stand up at all."
"...So you're really okay with this?"
Shi Bao muttered something.
"Let me make this clear first, you were the one who told me not to call an ambulance. If anything happens to you, it has nothing to do with me."
"Of course it has nothing to do with you. Do I look like the kind of person who would frame others?"
"...It doesn't seem so."
Shi Bao looked at Liu Bai's handsome face, which couldn't be hidden even with a little sand on it, and Chen Si nodded after a moment—99% of the people in the world are attracted to good looks!
"By the way, is this teapot yours too?"
Shi Bao lifted the Chen Ge Pot at his feet, then stepped on the edge of the pot, lifting it up and grabbing it.
"Hey... looking at it this way, this teapot is actually quite nice."
Shi Bao picked up the handle and carefully examined the Chen Ge Pot.
“Yes, it’s mine.” Bai nodded.
Shi Bao played with the Chen Ge Pot, seemingly quite fond of it—she felt that using this pot to drink tea was very fitting for her status as the leader of the Tai Xu Sword Sect.
"Isn't this teapot very high-end?"
Would you like one custom-made?
At this point, it is absolutely crucial to avoid discussing whether something is high-end or not.
Instead, we should ask Shibao the opposite question.
The current generation of knowledgeable individuals can be described as having an inflated sense of self-esteem, but they lack a substantial understanding of society.
Liu Bai remembered that even Shi Bao, who shared a body with Fu Hua in the original storyline, had significant flaws, even though he obtained almost complete Fu Hua's memories through the Herrscher of Knowledge's abilities.
Normal people will subconsciously recall familiar things when they see them, but Shi Bao needs to search through his memories to find records related to the event, which makes Shi Bao's utilization of Fu Hua's memories quite low.
Without a relevant event, Shi Bao wouldn't bother to look into Fu Hua's memories in that regard.
The current Shibao is simply a "clone," and in terms of lacking substantial understanding of society, it is at best identical.
The word "custom-made," which sounds "high-end," is sure to capture the heart of a treasure hunter.
At the same time, it doesn't count as deceiving Shi Bao about the performance of the Chenge Pot.
"Can it be customized?" Shi Bao unsurprisingly showed an interested expression.
My interest in the Dust Song Pot in my hand is also waning rapidly.
Although she thought the Chenge teapot was actually quite good, if she had a choice, wouldn't it be better for her to get an even better teapot that reflected her own style?
After Liu Bai uttered the word "custom-made," Shi Bao instantly picked out several flaws in the teapot in his hand.
They change their tune faster than turning the pages of a book, saying things like the color is too tacky, the pot looks too empty, it lacks any ethereal quality, or it doesn't have the signature mark of the great Miss Fu Hua.
"Of course you can. Teapots are products, so they can definitely be made to order."
Liu Bai patted Ye Lan's arm, indicating that Ye Lan didn't need to block his way.
Don't make it sound like you're sacrificing yourself for a righteous cause.
"However, the price will be relatively high."
"Price is not a problem!"
Shi Bao waved his hand – “As long as this person doesn’t explode, he’s actually quite reasonable and won’t act recklessly.”
Well, since they all inherited Fu Hua's memories, in Liu Bai's panel, the Treasure Identifier has also broken free from Honkai control.
It probably went out of control as soon as it was born; the Honkai side is really in a terrible state.
I'm not sure how this works. In the original story, Fu Hua's 50,000 years of memories directly bleached the spirit of the newly born Herrscher.
"I am the dignified sect leader of the Taixu Sword Sect..."
"The leader of the Taixu Sword Sect?" Bai seemed to only just realize what was happening, and showed a surprised expression.
"Yes, I am Fu Hua, the leader of the Taixu Sword Sect."
Shi Bao patted his chest, revealing an expression that said, "Come and flatter me!"
But Liu Bai was not as fortunate as Shi Bao.
"But... I was invited here by Fu Hua, the leader of the Taixu Sword Sect."
Liu Bai's face showed a genuine expression of surprise and uncertainty.
"What--!?"
Shi Bao frowned, but thanks to the previous good communication, although the atmosphere here changed, Shi Bao did not immediately do anything to Liu Bai, a "poisoned person".
"You're saying there's another fake sect leader here?"
Shibao directly labeled Fu Hua as an imposter.
The expected reaction.
Liu Bai immediately showed a hesitant expression, as if he wanted to say something but couldn't.
"...?"
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