Honkai Impact 3rd, but I have too many mods.

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"Hey! Yelan! Kafka and Mr. Liu Bai are sitting in the same chair!"

Liu Ying quickly woke up Ye Lan, who was resting with her eyes closed on the bed.

Although one cannot see the situation on the two chairs, the sight of the legs of the woman below, positioned between Liu Babai's legs, gives one a very ominous feeling.

Human imagination is always worthy of admiration.

Some people can imagine the taste of jade feet just by looking at a pair of shoes.

Some people can associate clothing in a specific pose with sexual positions.

Just looking at the four legs, Liu Ying already associates it with Kafka's bursting juice.

No, they might just use silk threads to lead Liu Bai like a dog on a leash and force him to inject himself!

"Can't your camera hear some sound?" Ye Lan opened one eye.

"It's a bit far, and their voices are soft, I can't hear them!"

In addition, the fake thing they found on the spot had a terrible tone.

"Besides, in the current situation, if we actually hear the specific sounds, things might get worse!"

Ye Lan: "..."

Ah, that's true. If you actually hear moaning or groaning sounds... things will become unstoppable.

Neither Yelan nor Liuying had the courage to push open that door at that time.

"You, go knock on the door."

"Huh? Me? Didn't you have a solution?"

"The complex situation can often be solved with just the simplest and most straightforward method! You! Go knock on the door!"

"I... I have something on Kaffa that she can use against me..."

"What's there to be afraid of! We still have Liu Bai, don't we?"

“...It’s because Mr. Liu Bai is here,” Liu Ying said weakly.

"...Let me ask you this first, your weakness isn't something as cliché as 'liking Liu Bai,' something even these days wouldn't be included in a melodramatic campus romance drama, is it?"

"Of course not! Um... it's mainly about my identity..."

"……Oh."

Ye Lan pondered for a moment, and then she understood.

Okay, so an interstellar thug who casually sets the ocean ablaze and occasionally ignites planets... well, that's a bit...unpleasant to say...

but……

"Does Liu Bai know Kaffa's identity?"

"know."

"...Miss, are you perhaps an idiot?"

Ye Lan's expression turned strange as she looked at Liu Ying.

I can tell you know Kafka! Why do you think Liu Bai can't tell? Do you think you're a good liar?

That's incredibly stupid!

Even if being love-struck causes a drop in intelligence, it shouldn't be this extreme!

"Eh?"

"You...aren't you underestimating Liu Bai? That guy's eyesight is probably better than mine, an intelligence officer. Do you think he rose from being a homeless person to his current success by selling sex?"

While Liu Bai might not be as good as Ning Guang in terms of espionage and assassination skills, she is no less capable in observing people and details in daily life. As a result, Ye Lan is now very much looking forward to Liu Bai and Ning Guang having a showdown.

Ye Lan also had doubts about what this person did before.

He's definitely not an ordinary young man; his qualities in every aspect are beyond the norm, and even his talent in martial arts is extraordinary.

To put it bluntly, Liu Bai is objectively very close to the "perfect person" in the common perception. He is both literate and martial, and his morality is moderate. He is neither so high that one needs to look up to him, nor so low that one is annoying.

Therefore, Yelan now thinks Liuying is an idiot.

"How about I dress you up and we swap clothes? You can be the intelligence officer for Liyue, and I'll go live with Liu Bai."

Ye Lan pouted. If you can't handle living together, leave it to me. I think I, as your partner, understand Liu Bai better than you, as your roommate.

"...Gu."

The firefly paused, utterly unable to refute it.

She has indeed been less sensitive to these things these days.

Ah... But thinking about it carefully, when did I stop worrying about Liu Bai?

...Was it originally because of Miss Huang Quan?

When Gui Naifen arrived, she was very worried and wanted to go out and help as much as possible. However, after Huang Quan came and there were people with stronger martial arts than herself, she gradually lost the idea of ​​doing so.

Then came the Inazuma group, which moved in one after another.

A considerable number of people obeyed Liu Bai's orders, and he no longer needed to worry about other aspects.

As for this process...

Well, I didn't really care.

Could it be that I don't actually care about Mr. Liu Bai? Or am I just lusting after him?

Liu Ying fell into a new wave of mental exhaustion.

Snapped!

Ye Lan slapped Liu Ying across the face on the spot.

"Why are you so mentally drained? — Okay, let me put it another way: do you think Kaffa would share good things with you?"

"Eh? This..."

While the atmosphere among the Star Core Hunters was decent, they weren't particularly enthusiastic about sharing.

"So, think about it, Kaffa is now going to take away what you love most with her own hands."

"Well……"

I feel a slight... slight surge of anger starting to rise.

"Then think about it again: if you had something good and someone begged you for it, would you share it with them?"

"Um...maybe not?"

Snapped!

The second big slap makes the firefly symmetrical on both sides.

Can't you speak properly?!

Can you please not be so frank with me, your temporary ally?

"If that's how you put it, then I'll go find Kaffa. Even though we just met, I have a feeling that Kaffa will at least leave me some food."

"Then... then it will."

"It's a little aggrieved," Liu Ying said.

To be honest, if there's something good, of course we won't share it.

Okay, compromise is also an important part.

"So, you understand now! Liu Bai doesn't care about your status at all! You just don't have the courage! Come on, let's knock on the door together!"

"...Won't I go?"

"I don't trust you anymore, understand, Miss Firefly~"

I originally thought that even though you were a murderer and arsonist, you were still a naive girl when it came to love, but... hehe.

"Woo..."

Well, there's absolutely no way to refute that.

"Remember, the most important thing is to stop Kafka!"

"Oh... wait! What, what is that?"

On the monitor, a small object suddenly fell to the ground.

That was bought by Firefly before...

…………

"...Is this interesting, Kaffa?"

"That's interesting." Kafka tied a knot at the end of the inflated balloon. "Don't you want to see the firefly's misunderstanding expression?"

To be honest, the safety equipment doesn't look very big, but if you blow it up... its flexibility is better than I expected.

Normally it's only a little over ten centimeters long, but after being inflated... it's now an oval-shaped transparent balloon that's over eighty centimeters long.

It looks like it'll burst as soon as you poke it, but... maybe you can blow it up a bit more?

"Well……"

"If we do it now, it will definitely be interrupted halfway through... And, learn from this experience, don't be alone with a woman in a private room again~~ This time there was an agreement, and there were other people present, so I won't betray your trust, but if you're careless again next time..."

Kaffa, sitting in Liu Bai's lap, turned her head, gently kissed Liu Bai's cheek, and then rubbed against Liu Bai's cheek.

"Besides, it's not good to be so easily tempted by advances~ although it also shows your trust in me."

No sooner had Kafka finished speaking than the door to the room was kicked open with a bang.

"Good evening, Firefly~ Oh? Miss Night Orchid is here too?"

Kafka turned her head and simultaneously made Liu Bai rotate the swivel chair.

"Kafka! Release Mr. Liu Bai now, and no one will get hurt!"

"No."

Kafka smiled and wrapped her arms around Liu Bai's neck.

"You!" Liu Ying looked as if she was ready to draw her sword at any moment.

"...Liu Bai, what's this?" Ye Lan looked at the oval balloon on the computer desk with a strange expression.

She has pretty good observation skills.

"Why are you asking me? I'd like to ask you why you're here."

Liu Bai rolled her eyes at Ye Lan.

"Uh... cough, it's important, of course it's important."

Ye Lan was slightly embarrassed.

"Is there anything else important?" Bai glanced at Ye Lan.

It was even more awkward, since they had just finished discussing serious business during the day!

"Um, I just wanted to confirm your itinerary."

Ye Lan forced a topic to be discussed. Since everyone knew why she had come, it wasn't good to be too direct. It was better to find a way to back down gracefully.

"Let's go to Schicksal's far north branch first, then go to Liyue."

Liu Bai thought for a moment and then gave his answer.

"It should be able to get back in time for you."

The Far North branch is not large, so even if something happens, it won't be a big deal.

On the contrary, Ling is Liyue = the alliance over there, (I don't know) what kind of things Yin is waiting for? If she really encounters some big events, she really doesn't know what to do.

"The Far North Branch, huh? I remember they were pretty unsociable there."

Upon hearing Liu Bai's reply, Ye Lan's expression turned serious—she hadn't expected Liu Bai to actually give a response.

Seeing that Liu Bai and Ye Lan had started to talk about serious matters, Kafka and Liu Ying also broke their stalemate. Kafka took the initiative to get up from Liu Bai's arms—and Liu Bai touched Kafka's waist again.

Firefly: “…”