Dude tied the wrong boyfriend

Chapter 1

Ultraman Tiga is also saving the earth today.

"Wannatake you baby take me higher

embrace love now

Gonnatigatakemetakemehigher

Embrace your courage with all your might"

For the sake of all mankind, rush to the duck!

Accompanied by the passionate bgm and loud slogans, the oncoming car is smooth, the body is full of metal texture, and the sapphire blue spray paint is luxurious with a touch of simplicity.

In particular, the unique red characters "Dawangouzi Pig Feed Processing Base" on the car body show that this is a car of extraordinary origin - Sanbengzi!

The hero in red and white tights, with two salted duck eggs on his eyes that can blind a dog's eyes, controls a "chug-chug" car, and rushes towards an ordinary building in the city with extraordinary momentum.

According to urgent news from people in the know, there is a very ferocious monster in this building that is bullying weak and helpless humans!The scene was very brutal, and it could be called utterly tragic.

Ultraman nimbly dodged the low-end monsters that were late to catch humans, and went straight to the scene of the crime.

I saw the monster in front of him with delicate curly hair permed to his ears, wearing a black lace skirt, leaning casually on the edge of the podium, flipping through the textbooks on the podium with one hand carelessly, and taking out the textbooks that were put aside with the other hand. name tag.

Altman is missing, obviously this is not the dinosaur-shaped monster he loves to collect.

He curled his lips, but saw a sharp gleam on the monster's gold-rimmed glasses. Ultraman instantly felt like a formidable enemy. He instinctively knew that the monster was about to attack!

Sure enough, the next second the monster opened its mouth and made a sharp sound,

"Yu Yuan, get up and recite the text assigned yesterday."

Ah, sure enough, this time the ssss-level monster whose scientific name is Inglesitcher is extremely difficult to deal with. The second barrel on the front table winked at Ultraman as if his face was cramping, reminding him that the big bear who was leaning slightly next to him was sticking to his back. The text note was written, but Altman was not afraid at all, the corners of his mouth raised arrogantly, a batch of crazy,

"Heh, how could a mere Ingles Ticher beat me in this Ultraman's bgm."

Ha, Ultraman transformed,

nirvana pose ready,

Spiral pill!

Ok?

where is wrong?

All of a sudden, the situation changed, and there was no black-clothed monster. There was only a wretched nine-tailed fox full of alcohol, pulling Ultraman with a stern face, and claiming with his tongue that he would worship him and help him ascend the throne. Become the Fifth Hokage.

Ultraman sternly refused, indicating that Ultraman wanted to save the world, and had no time to be a Hokage, and stayed three meters away from Kyuubi in disgust, but the fox insisted.

Altman looked at the familiar Hokage Rock around him, touched his chin and said to himself,

"Could it be a trick, I'm actually Uzumaki Naruto?"

Unexpectedly, Nine Tails, who owed Erdeng to put his shoulder on his shoulder and belched, wondered,

"Naruto? Didn't Naruto elope with Sasuke?"

"what!"

Ertong suddenly screamed,

Ertong held his face and stared at the stars and screamed,

Ertuan pulled Jiuwei's claws and screamed in circles,

Ultraman knows that the woman Ertong is trying to make up for the love between the two male alphas with real feelings and tirelessly brainwashing him every day that Zuo Naru is the true love. As the Naruka party, Ultraman firmly believes that she is farting.

But Ertong's screaming stopped abruptly, because Nine-Tails flew away with a "swoosh" and became an orange star in the sky.

Altman and the second hand put their hands on their foreheads to watch passionately, and couldn't help applauding,

"Si Guoyi (great)!"

Wait, Kyuubi didn't seem to fly away by itself, did it?

Presumptuous, Kyuubi is considered a monster for the time being, Ultraman will be angry if someone beats his monster without permission!

Ertong and Altman looked at the fierce elder brother in front of him with belated thoughts. Altman felt that this person was very familiar.

"Dare to ask this hero, what can you do?"

"Of course Iron Man is here to save us!"

"Fuck Iron Man, he's speaking Chinese, it's Tianjin-style." As for what he said, I can't quite hear it.

"But as an Ultraman, you still have a bad accent. Just now, Kyuubi still had a Taiwanese accent."

Well, I really can't be too serious, after the big bear who came out of nowhere gave a passionate speech, he was gearing up and grabbed the hem of his clothes to ask for his autograph.

Failed, was beaten flying.

Ultraman is angry!

Someone beat the omega!

Someone bullied his brother!

Someone was pretending in front of him!

Unforgivable! ! !

Ultraman prepares to attack and is subdued.Ultraman attacked again and was bounced back.Ultraman attacked frantically and was beaten up.

Altman fled frantically in the streets and alleys of the United States, looking at the leisurely Ertong and Iron Man chasing after him, panting like a cow and screaming aggrievedly,

"He's sick! Why do you only chase me and not you!"

"He said that you conspired with Big Bear to steal the screws from his crunchy nest, so that he couldn't pick his nose, so he wanted to chase you."

The second tube is wearing nail polish and it's nothing to do with it.

"I'm sick, why did I steal his crunchy screws."

"Yeah, he also thinks you're sick, so he deliberately doesn't let him pick his nose."

Altman felt that he couldn't communicate with her. He didn't bother to think about why Iron Man, who spoke fluent Tianjin dialect, had boogers, and whether there were any screws in the creaky nest.

Because he was exhausted from running at the moment, and was waiting to surrender to end this nonsensical war, when he heard a sound from the sky,

"Drop, drop, drop, drop."

The monkey appeared, and the colorful rays of light shrouded somersault clouds in the sky. Altman, a senior tenth-level scholar in Journey to the West, immediately recognized that it was the figure of Sun Wukong, the Monkey King.

Ultraman is excited!At the critical moment, it has to be my own family, and the fighting power of the little Japanese is just not good.

Altman waved flatteringly,

"Great Sage! Help me! We fellow villagers!"

I saw that the Great Sage was fighting with Iron Man in the blink of an eye without saying a word,

Altman was very moved, and quickly hid in a side room away from the battlefield.

There is no way to know the situation of the battle there, but thinking with his feet that the Great Sage will win, Ultraman didn't panic at all, and looked at the room he entered.

Um?Isn't this the school auditorium?

The windows in the auditorium were not closed, and the warm and bright sunlight slipped in, and the soft wind lifted the white gauze curtains. Behind the curtains, there seemed to be a tall and tall person standing with his head bowed down like a swan's neck.

Wait a minute, isn't the school auditorium full of heavy maroon blackout curtains that haven't been washed for hundreds of years? It's strange to replace them with such inappropriate curtains, but won't they smell like meat when the sun shines on them? ?It's still oily.

Altman had a bit of a play, and he immediately came back to his senses, well, that's not the point!

After regaining consciousness, Altman was a little nervous for some reason, and the thief worked hard with his heart beating "thumping", and he had a strong premonition.

He slowly approached the figure, the sun shone on the man, and a layer of soft light shone around him, the man was faintly visible behind the gauze curtain, but Altman vaguely knew who the man was.

He hesitated whether to go forward, and saw that the man seemed to have noticed him, and he seemed to chuckle lightly, but he didn't seem to.

Altman hesitated and didn't know what to do, when he saw the man walking towards him, he lowered his head in a panic, checking himself for the halazi that Kyuubi just dripped on his body, the smell was quite pungent before.

And I don't know if this bodysuit is free shipping from Taobao 9 or 9, it's a bit faded, so it's hard to say.

But then he was surprised to see that he was not wearing a red and white coquettish sand sculpture tights, but a familiar blue and white school uniform.

He was still surprised, and then his body became stiff again. The man hugged him gently, and he was in the man's arms at the moment, with the chest wearing the same school uniform in front of him.

His mind fluttered, he put his hands under the man's armpits, and hugged the man's shoulders, feeling that he had taken advantage of it, he secretly laughed in his heart, and was about to pretend to speak casually, when he listened to the man's words,

"Where are my screws?"

grass!Altman hurriedly let go, there was no familiar slender figure in front of him, only Iron Man lingered to ask him for screws,

"..."

Altman screamed hoarsely,

"Are you sick!"

He clenched his fists and couldn't bear it anymore. He wanted to fight Iron Man to the death, but he felt that he was holding something tight in his hand. He opened his hand and saw two screws.

"..."

Altman collapsed and threw the screw at Iron Man's body,

"what!"

Ultraman howled unwillingly, and Iron Man was about to leave contentedly. He was beaten halfway to save his master.

Altman's snot flowed out angrily, he sucked his snot, pouted his mouth, looked at it for a while and then tried to stop it.

Although I don't know what happened to those two damn screws, but at this time the stolen goods were taken together, no matter how I look at it, I don't care about it now, so I can't go too far.

But when it went dark, the scene in front of Altman changed, he was lying in his bedroom, it was still dark outside, he breathed a sigh of relief,

"Fuck, it's a dream."

Yu Yuan turned on the mobile phone next to the bed and realized sleepily that it was only two o'clock in the morning. He immediately felt refreshed and could sleep for a long time. He closed his eyes happily and turned over, but the next second he slammed into an embrace.

Every day! ! !

who?

He raised his head with murderous aura and lowered it inexplicably.

How could that person be in his own home, on his own bed, there was a faint "dong dong dong" sound outside, he couldn't help being distracted and cursed in his heart, which house was so wicked to decorate in the middle of the night.

He felt a little embarrassed when he slowed down again.

This is not so good, lonely, he wants to push away, but at the same time he is afraid that the opportunity will never come again, and in his heart there is a battle between heaven and man, but in the end he is shy on the surface but actively burying himself in the place like a wolf. in people's arms.

He took a deep breath, he was a little intoxicated by that person's breath, he didn't know if it was the pheromone of that person, it was very similar to the Liby lavender-flavored laundry detergent that his family had been using, it was fresh, warm and naturally familiar.

Hmm, laundry detergent?

He had some doubts in his heart, and before he had time to think about it, he thought of such a favorable time and place, how long would it take if he didn't confess his confession at this time.

Just when he was about to speak shyly and pretendingly, the man gently covered his mouth with his hand, he couldn't see his face clearly but he could imagine the man's gentle expression.

He was full of anticipation for his next move, when he heard a rough voice in his ear,

"Yu Yuan! What time is it! Little bastard, get up soon, I want to be late when school starts!"

Yu Yuan woke up with a start, jumped up and looked around, the bedroom was still the same bedroom, but it was already daylight.

His elder brother was still knocking on the door "dong dong dong" outside, and he wailed and buried himself in his lavender-scented quilt again.

The author has something to say: Looking back at this chapter, the second in the sand sculpture is insane, and the insanity is my fault, but the second in the sand sculpture is Yu Yuan's fault.