69novels Chapter 70 Kassel's First Curvy Butt
Chapter 70 Kassel's First Curvy Butt
"Lu Mingfei Slaying the Dragon King Naked... Who came up with this unlucky title?"
There is no such person as Ni Heng in Twisted Three Kingdoms, so it didn't cause Lu Mingfei's PTSD.
Lu Mingfei looked at the photo while complaining. It was a picture of him using the sword that the principal said was most likely used in a fit of rage to cut down the Dragon King.
Your photography skills are quite good.
In the photo, he is in the very center, with a huge red sword light in front of him that seems to stretch across the sky and earth.
On either side are the Dragon King's two halves and the river surface that has been cleaved open.
And his half-exposed butt crack... butt crack?
..........
! ! ! ! !
Lu Mingfei looked closely, and it really was!
He drew his saber and tore his diving suit.
So about three-tenths of his buttocks were exposed, tightly wrapped in a white wetsuit, revealing his sexy northern hemisphere.
Oh, wow, it can be this sexy? Is this level of explicitness even suitable for children?
Lu Mingfei opened the comments section.
"This must be the most shapely butt in Kassel! Even Caesar or Chu Zihang have never had such a perky ass!"
"So, he doesn't have a girlfriend, right?"
"Forget about it. If you want to win over Lu Mingfei, you'll have to be able to drink more than him."
"Recently, a children's rhyme has been circulating that someone is planning to form a drinking group to challenge Lu Mingfei in a drinking contest, and the winners will be able to share Lu Mingfei's wealth."
"Hey~ Sisters, aren't you guys going a bit too far?"
"Look at that perky butt, even God would forgive me. Anyway, I'm planning to join."
"Great! If you join, I'll join too!"
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This was relatively good content to broadcast; the rest of the comments section contained outrageous and inappropriate remarks that made Lu Mingfei's eyebrows twitch.
He turned to look at Fingel.
The other person was currently lying on the ground, supporting themselves with their hands, retching and looking at the ball of fur with disbelief, then continuing to retch.
"Let me tell you, if you vomit on my wine jar, you know what will happen."
"Can't you even show some concern for your senior brother?! I wasn't even this badly injured when I was told I was demoted!"
As Fingel spoke, he turned to look at Lu Mingfei, and then saw the computer screen, where half of a snow-white buttocks appeared.
So he quickly changed his expression.
"Hehe, Mingfei, you know, taking candid photos is an art. As the saying goes, the more photos you take, the better your photography skills become."
Lu Mingfei's expression remained unchanged.
Fingel continued to chuckle; he no longer cared about the ball of fur.
The priority should be to quickly calm him down because he was blinded by the attention he received and caused Lu Mingfei to make a huge blunder in front of the whole school.
"Junior! Why can't you think about it the other way around? Posting your handsome picture is also a good way to give you priority in choosing a partner, isn't it? Didn't you see how many chocolates you have?"
It would have been better if we hadn't talked about it, because it makes me angry. Lu Mingfei pointed at the golden pom-pom.
"You still dare to talk about chocolate? Look at this abstract chocolate you've made for me."
Lu Mingfei continued, somewhat annoyed.
"This is just the hair; let me tell you, I'd believe it even if it contained sleeping pills or aphrodisiacs."
Fingel stood up and patted his chest.
"How could that be? Our school's students aren't that outrageous."
"Really? I don't believe it."
"Don't worry, your senior brother guarantees it with his future luck in love... Um, Mingfei, I feel a little hot."
It wasn't just a little hot; Fen's face was all red, and he was panting with his tongue out, sweating profusely.
"Uh, looks like your luck with love is doomed. Want me to fix it for you?"
"Ugh, it's so hot... I feel so irritable. Junior, you even have medical skills?"
Looking at Fengou, whose face was flushed with surprise, Lu Mingfei shook his head.
"The more people a doctor dies, the more skilled he becomes. I believe that through you, my medical skills can greatly improve."
"Where did you get this nonsense from! No! Doctor! I need a doctor!"
The dog barked and stuck out its tongue, but Lu Mingfei just crossed his arms, seemingly having no intention of helping.
It seems his treatment was merely observation.
After all, there's more wine than water in this room, and wine dissipates heat better than water, but asking him to use his own wine? That's wishful thinking.
"Here's the thing, if I take you to the school clinic, and some observant classmates find you like this..."
Lu Mingfei's words sounded like the whispers of a demon.
"Tell me, what do you think that extraordinary woman who dared to drug my chocolate will do to you?"
The dog, panting with its tongue lolling out due to the intense heat, remained silent for a moment before speaking as if resigned to its fate.
"Alright, what do you suggest we do?"
Lu Mingfei stroked his chin.
"How about soaking it in cold water?"
"You think I'd use your tricks?! I thought you had some profound theories!!"
Fingel spoke with great passion and enthusiasm.
"But our dorm doesn't have a bathtub. If you want to keep showering, you'll have to pay for the water this month, or else—"
"I choose the second option!"
"Alright then."
Lu Mingfei took out his phone and ordered a wooden bathtub from the school's public affairs department.
"Oh right, I'll probably be leaving school in the next couple of days. I'm going the same way as Chu Zihang, so we'll be on the same flight. I'll probably leave tonight or tomorrow."
Yes, to accommodate students from China, Kassel College combines the spring break and winter break, which are common in American universities, into one break of about a month and a half, allowing students to celebrate the Lunar New Year.
The timeframe is from half a month before the Lunar New Year to a month after.
Lu Mingfei has one month of vacation left, and he and Chu Zihang have agreed to go back to their hometown to settle their housing issues.
Senior Brother Chu is a very nice person.
Upon hearing about this, he, who hadn't originally planned to go home, immediately said he would book a plane ticket.
Yes, that's what he said at the party just now.
He even invited Lu Mingfei to live in their neighborhood, so he could take care of Lu Mingfei's life.
The monthly rent isn't expensive either; a smaller villa can cost around 10,000 to 20,000 yuan per month, and it's not a bargain.
For Lu Mingfei, who receives $10,000 in monthly remittances from his parents and a huge sum of money as a prize money award from Kassel College for slaying dragons.
A monthly rent of 10,000 yuan is nothing to him.
Lu Mingfei still wanted to find the place where he lived when he was a child.
He forgot most things in the distorted Three Kingdoms, but he could still dream about the place where he lived as a child from time to time.
".....Hey! Senior brother! Huh? Leaving now? Oh, okay, okay! I'll set off now."
My difficult attempt to recall where I lived as a child was interrupted by the ringing of the telephone.
Lu Mingfei answered the phone; it was Chu Zihang calling.
The other party said he had packed his things and was ready to leave.
There's nothing more to say, just go.
They came as one brother and left as two. And it was a genius like Chu Zihang who could book the plane tickets for the same day with just one phone call.
Lu Mingfei could imagine the uproar that would be caused if a photo of himself and his senior brother Zihang were circulated back at Shilan Middle School.
He found a few changes of clothes, put his Heaven-Hating Sword into a wooden box, washed his face with water, packed a jar of wine, and prepared to set off.
"The bathtub will be here soon, don't touch my wine."
Lu Mingfei waved goodbye to Fingel, who was sticking out his tongue and could barely speak, and then climbed out the window.
Yes, upon seeing that pile of abstract chocolates, Lu Mingfei suspected that someone was waiting for him.
What he didn't expect was that while he left through the window, Fingel would have to open the door to get the bathtub.
Not to mention what would happen if the strange women who were waiting for him saw a bathtub being delivered and, in their excitement, discovered that it was a red-faced Finnish dog that opened the door.