dog thief

Chapter 40

Gong Chen sometimes squatted in the corner and memorized English words, sometimes leaned on Shen Qingyan's lap, sometimes snuggled up to Shen Qingyan's shoulder, and almost climbed onto the bed to make a fuss.

Gong Chen said excitedly: "Brother, do you want to perform a carp fight for you when I go to bed?"

"No, you are not allowed to go to bed. You really want to play hard, and I will let you play hard at night. The pattern is strong, surging, very exciting."

Every time Gong Chen wanted to go to bed for a carp jerk, Shen Qingyan ruthlessly refused.He just wanted to lie on the bed and recite words.Leaning against the door with his back on his back, he whistled and played with his phone.

The students in the class are asking about the final exam results in the group.A few days after the holiday, a large number of people repeatedly questioned the class teacher Guo Tengfei.

Zhao Yang: Teacher, the grades are out, please give me a death sentence, I want to experience the feeling of celebrating the Spring Festival and Qingming Festival.

Zhang Yudu: I heard that the No.1 in this exam is not Shen Qingyan!

Gong Chen stared at this message in astonishment, and was soon brushed up by the people in the class.Gong Chen glanced at Shen Qingyan, who was writing the test paper, and didn't want him to see this message, so he hurriedly brushed the emoji to cover up the message.

Chu Qiulan: @张雪都, where did you get the gossip?

Zhang Yudu: Zhao Yang said so.

Zhao Yang: The self-created gossip shocked Xueba.Xueba takes turns to do it, come to me tomorrow.There are still dreams.I want to be a top student and kick off the altar!

Gong Chen stared coldly at Zhao Yang, who was talking a lot of nonsense in the group, and sent him three question marks directly in the group.Gong Chen was taken aback by him, but he was still very uneasy.Before the end of the term, Gong Chen made a fuss about not letting Shen Qingyan wash his hands, which distracted Shen Qingyan a lot.Although after the final exam this time, Shen Qingyan already expected that he would definitely not get No.1, but Gong Chen still prayed that Shen Qingyan would not make any mistakes.

As soon as Zhao Yang saw Gong Chen replying to him, he immediately chatted with Gong Chen privately.

Zhao Yang: Why don't you play games recently?

Gong Chen: Study, I want to be a top student.

Zhao Yang: Come on, you have been assimilated by Shen Qingyan, you were not like this before.

Gong Chen: That’s right, my boyfriend!

Zhao Yang was drinking Fat Boy's water when a mouthful of black liquid spewed out of his mouth, choking so hard that he couldn't speak.He thought he had read it wrong, and looked at the word "boyfriend" over and over again, and suddenly felt that he didn't know Chinese.

Zhao Yang: This boyfriend refers to a male friend, Lao Gong, don't be like this, you said that he is not your good friend.

Gong Chen: That's right, it's not my good friend, it's my boyfriend.

Zhao Yang: Damn it, what kind of shocking secret is this?Sure enough, Shen Qingyan gave you ecstasy soup, he is a vixen, and made you dizzy.

Gong Chen: Fat sheep, don't say that about my boyfriend.

Zhao Yang: You are awesome, you are the best, you are the best, bragging that there will not be two small balls in the future.Don't lie to me that I read less...

Gong Chen sighed, not knowing what to say.But after a while, Zhao Yang sent a lot of exclamation marks, and after a while, Zhao Yang sent a series of question marks.

Zhao Yang: Lao Gong, I just hit a wall and it hurt a little, it's not a dream.How the hell are you actually holding Shen Qingyan in your hand?Please persuade Shen Qingyan to let him step down from the altar and send me up to sit!

Gong Chen: Get out!

Zhao Yang: Tell me, are you up or down? You look rougher than Xueba, so you should be up.

I'm rough?I have such a handsome and rough face, besides Shen Qingyan, who would dare to compare my handsomeness?

Gong Chen: Where am I rough?

Zhao Yang: Oh, you're not rough, then you must be the one who got raped. Unexpectedly, your chrysanthemum has one more use than others. [Surprised.jpg]

Gong Chen: Lao Tzu is the top, the one above, this is a matter of probability 1.

During the conversation, Guo Tengfei, the class teacher, sent out a small form in the class group, causing all the divers to come out to speak a few words.Gong Chen hastily clicked on the form, heaving a sigh of relief, Shen Qingyan's name was still the first, marked in bold black font, very conspicuous.Although the total score is more than ten points less than last time, it is still worth being happy.

Gong Chen looked at his grades. He scored 53 points in the English test. Other subjects remained unchanged, and his grade ranking also improved by ten places.Gongchen ran over excitedly, and said with dancing: "You dog thief, the grades are out, and I have improved by more than ten." When Gongchen thought of Shen Qingyan's grades, he couldn't help but want to tease the frightened Shen Qingyan, and said sadly: "But...you are one step back."

Shen Qingyan glanced at Gongchen's expression, the corners of his mouth twitched slightly, and said with disgust: "Your acting skills are very poor, I really want to cooperate with you, but I decided to save it for the next time and let you improve, this time first Expose you."

"You are still so amazing, let's celebrate, we won't study today!"

"is it possible?"

The two studied from the morning to the afternoon. They ordered takeaway at noon, and in the afternoon they were so tired that they yawned. They couldn't take it anymore, so they proposed, "Do you want my brother to cook for you tonight?"

Shen Qingyan asked: "Are you older than me?"

Gong Chen smiled slyly: "Of course, you have masturbated."

"That's not too big." Shen Qingyan took off his glasses, rubbed his eyes, and said with a smile, "I'm talking about age."

"Of course, I study late."

"What's your birthday?"

Gong Chen touched his fleshy ears and said, "It's too late, hehe... spent time in bed with you."

Shen Qingyan's face was instantly solemn, and he was silent for a long time.

Gong Chen hugged Shen Qingyan, who was still in a daze, and said, "What's there to say, brother's birthday is not yet. If you want to celebrate your birthday, brother will celebrate your birthday in the future. Let's go, go to the supermarket."

The supermarket was crowded with people on weekends, Gong Chen was pushing the cart, Shen Qingyan put his hand on Gong Chen's arm, refusing to touch the handle of the cart that had been pushed by tens of thousands of people.

Gong Chen held a pack of noodles and said with a smile: "Cook noodles, okay? Little brother..."

Shen Qingyan nodded, stared at the noodles on the supermarket shelf, and said indifferently: "Yes, you are an adult, you should try the depth later, and let you see if I am a little brother or a big brother!"

Gong Chen smiled and said: "Don't, don't...don't use weapons to scare people at every turn. They are all civilized people, and a gentleman uses his mouth but doesn't use his hands."

Shen Qingyan said as if pointing: "Oh? Feelings want me to talk, don't want me to do it? Cat thing, you want to eat it for me so much?"

"Fuck... listen to what you say, there is nothing wrong with calling you a thief, gentle scum!"

Gong Chen stood in front of the container, looked at the sausages, grabbed two packs of sausages with both hands, and asked, "Which of these two sausages do you like?"

"middle!"

"What's in the middle? I asked you if it's my left hand or my right hand."

"I said, in the middle."

"..."

The potato chips in the snack area were on sale. Gong Chen dragged Shen Qingyan to the snack area and asked, "How about buying some potato chips? What flavor do you like?"

"Brother, do you want to eat cucumber?"

Gong Chen set his hand on the lime-flavored potato chips next to the cucumber-flavored potato chips, and opened his teeth and claws at the indifferent and serious scum, gritted his teeth and said, "You said you were addicted, right?"

Shen Qingyan was eager to win in an instant, and said, "A little bit, you want to compete with me?"

"What a fart..."

"Okay, I'll go inside you just to compare my ass."

"Hold……"

"Comparing farts is fucking!"

Gong Chen resolutely said: "Let me tell you that I am the one on top, and you are on the bottom."

Shen Qingyan: "Above? The kind you sit on and move around by yourself?"

"Stop, stop, stop, we are all good boys, we don't want to be colorful." Gong Chen put his arms around his shoulders, and went downstairs to the fresh food supermarket to buy some vegetables and eggs.

Shen Qingyan willfully shook his hand away with his shoulder, and said solemnly, "Don't touch me, dirty!" Gong Chen stared at the serious scum in front of him suspiciously, and was about to say something to refute , Shen Qingyan put his arms around his shoulders, and said, "Your hands are dirty, but mine are not, so I can touch you."

Shen Qingyan usually doesn't go into the kitchen after taking a shower, but the kitchen at home has never been used much.At most, he would help wash the carrots and vegetables, and wash the eggs, and the rest of the time he would just watch Gong Chen display his cooking skills.

Gong Chen looked at the young man on the side who was staring at him cutting carrots, raised his eyebrows and said triumphantly, "Do you think my brother is very attractive?"

Shen Qingyan thought for a while, and said seriously: "You can cook for me in the future, I don't like the smell of oily smoke, but I can wash the dishes and the kitchen."

Gong Chen chuckled and said, "Why do I feel like your words are like promising the future to me?"

"It was you who promised me first, you said, if we are still together in the future, you will leave me a meal, and you will wait for me to go home."

Gong Chen said leisurely: "I mean if, who knows if I will get tired of you and find someone else in the future."

Shen Qingyan raised her cold hand, pinched the fleshy ear gently and softly, and said seriously and firmly: "You can't say such things in the future, I will think wildly."

In an instant, Gong Chen's whole body was as soft as an electric current, and he said in panic: "OK, OK, stop pinching, if you keep pinching, your second uncle is about to wake up..."

"What second uncle?"

"My little brother is your second uncle!"

"..."

Gong Chen brought a plate of fried noodles and placed it in front of Shen Qingyan, looking forward to asking: "Try it, I'm sure your beloved brother will love it to death."

Shen Qingyan picked up a pair of chopsticks, looked at the steaming fried noodles in doubt, took a bite and put it into his mouth.His brows were tightly furrowed, he chewed slowly, as if it was something indescribable, his expression was extremely embarrassing and disgusting.

"Impossible, brother is very good at cooking..." Gong Chen picked up a few noodles with chopsticks and put them in his mouth, and said coldly, "Hmph, your acting skills really fooled me."

The corners of Shen Qingyan's mouth curled up slightly, "Thank you for the compliment!"

Gong Chen tapped his head lightly with his hand and said, "I'll hit you on the head, eat quickly, and you have to pay homage to the second uncle after eating."

"It's eating Flammulina velutipes."

"Fuck... I want to scold you, and I can't find the words to scold you without swear words. I'm also a king oyster mushroom, no, the king oyster mushroom is also short, I'm Optimus Prime! It's a thousand miles!"

"The diarrhea stops?"

"..."

The two sat at the dining table and chatted about some interesting things at school.Shen Qingyan picked out the eggs bit by bit for Gong Chen to eat, and Gong Chen asked in puzzlement, "Why?"

Shen Qingyan continued to pick eggs, "It feels like you prefer eggs."

Gong Chen imitated Shen Qingyan's tone of voice, and said coldly: "I have a cleanliness habit, and I despise your saliva!"

"Why did I say that?"

Gongchen continued to imitate, and said coldly like frost: "You talk like this, I just despise your saliva."

"I never said that."

Shen Qingyan put on gloves and began to get into the situation of washing and scrubbing in the kitchen. Gong Chen memorized English words again, stood in the living room and walked up and down, reviewing the English knowledge learned today.

When Gong Chen was cooking, he always liked to clean the kitchen while cooking, so there was not much to clean in the kitchen, but Shen Qingyan insisted on staying inside for half an hour before coming out.

There was a little time left in the evening, and they were busy with math problems again.Among all the subjects, Gong Chen is best at chemistry questions, while math questions are basically the last two questions in the big questions, which are more difficult.

They competed to write the previous multiple-choice questions, but felt that there was no difficulty, so they chose to overcome the last question of the penultimate question.

Shen Qingyan said: "Cat, I'll give you 10 minutes."

"Are you looking down on me, Jiang Wai Hua Luo Geng? 10 minutes is 10 minutes, it's better than nothing." Gong Chen grabbed the test paper just in case Shen Qingyan peeped at the question, and asked Shen Qingyan to close his eyes for 10 minutes.

"Hey, you are dead, I will do this question!"

"Hey, wait to be pressed to sleep by me tonight..."

Gong Chen was doing calculations on the draft paper while writing, and his calculations were a little stuck, and his brain short-circuited.He went back to sort out his thoughts again, feeling a little confused.

Shen Qingyan's narrow and charming peach blossom eyes opened, blinking her sharp eyes, calmly picked up the pen, and snatched the test paper from the panicked Gong Chen.The first question is often just an appetizer, and the second question is a bit difficult.

Shen Qingyan thought for a while on the draft paper, and deduced backwards on the draft paper. In less than 3 minutes, he took out the paper and wrote down the steps to solve the problem neatly.

Gong Chen saw that Shen Qingyan's steps to solve the problem were approaching step by step, and now he wanted to regret it, "Whoever wins lies down."

"Rules don't change just as you say."

Gong Chen immediately cheated and said: "But you didn't say you would abide by the rules before the game."

"For me, the rules are dead."

While sleeping, Gong Chen was overwhelmed by Shen Qingyan, and the second uncle was woken up by him and then put to sleep, and when he woke up, he was put to sleep again.The two were in a cold sweat, and they didn't know how long they had been kissing, but they felt that the sky was dark and their lips were numb.

Gong Chen was out of breath, "God thief, go to sleep, second uncle is tired."

"It's not the second uncle, it's the younger brother."

"Can you not slander me? We are as close as father and son. You are so rude and disorderly. If you don't teach your son, others will blame me for your father's fault." Gong Chen clamped the man in his arms with his legs and kissed him deeply. red lips, and said, "Sleep!"

"You're making me so excited."

"Fuck...you are so boring, I am willing to bow down."

Shen Qingyan was thoughtful, "Would you like to bow down?"