dog thief

Chapter 1

"Our reporter reported that a student jumped from a building in Jiangjing Foreign Language School today. The student was usually under heavy academic pressure, faced with heavy learning tasks, and had poor psychological endurance, which led to the jump. We learned that the student had an incident with an English teacher in class. A quarrel, but what happened? Let’s interview a classmate whose true face and name cannot be revealed.”

Reporter: "Hello, can you describe the situation at that time?"

A fat mosaic man who took up the entire shot held three packs of potato chips and said, "The potato chips you gave are not good. They are not as good as mine."

"Hello, please answer our question directly."

The fat man supported the mirror frame with his middle finger, and said seriously: "Oh, you don't know, but I was really scared by that scene. His speed is very fast, the speed of a cheetah in the African savannah, which is faster than lightning. Covering my ears, I rushed to the window, and was blocked by my Tathagata palm..."

The reporter stared at the fat man with a microphone indifferently, pulled back the potato chips from his arms, and asked with a twitching corner of his mouth, "Do you know what would happen if a fat man jumped from the sixth floor?"

The fat man smiled foolishly, adjusted his glasses, and asked curiously, "What has become?"

"Fatty, get out!"

Shen Qingyan was just walking back to school with his schoolbag on his back under the scorching sun and fireball, and happened to pass by the reporter, his clear and clear eyes glanced at Zhao Yang who was being scolded by the reporter, and the feat of playing with cats on the ground, he hid far away.

He has a cleanliness!

Shen Qingyan cautiously passed by the group of people, Gong Chen's cat meowed softly, his body was as stiff as in a cold cellar.

Damn it, the cat was chasing him crazily again, and instantly transformed into a beast and swooped to climb onto his body.

Zhao Yang pointed at Shen Qingyan who was running away at a high speed and shouted: "Reporter, look, it's him, he jumped off the building!"

"Where is there?" The reporter looked at the boy who was being chased by the cat and fled in a panic, and the potato chips in his hand had already been snatched away by Zhao Yang.

After returning to the dormitory, Shen Qingyan took off the SpongeBob underwear on her body, and scrubbed her body six times in the bathroom of the student dormitory.He has a cleanliness habit, and the private items on his body now belong to others, and he feels disgusting.

This body almost jumped off a building just this morning, and almost entered a mental hospital.

The dog blood thing started a week ago.

After the second class of senior high school, he entered a new class, the second and third class of senior high school.Unfortunately, Zhang Yu at the same table is a sunny boy who looks clean, but in his heart is a sloppy guy who can throw apple cores into the belly of the table to rot.The point is, he doesn't like the smell on Zhang Yudu's body, the slightest bit of bad breath and unpleasant body odor.Zhang Yudu always likes to touch his things, Shen Qingyan has wanted to change the same table for a long time, and she really couldn't bear it.

Zhang Yudu was chewing gum again to cover up his bad breath, the sound of chewing was endless and harsh.While chewing gum, he talked to the girl in front of him.

"Xiaowen, cut your hair short, hey, it really cuts my heart, I still miss the feeling of your soft hair wrapped around my fingertips." Zhang Yudu's fingers were entwined in the air, and his clean face showed A look of indulgence and nostalgia.

Xu Xiaowen in front smiled shyly, and said in a low voice, "Oh, I...will grow out in the future."

"Grow it faster, although your current hairstyle is also pretty..."

Shen Qingyan put down the pen in her hand, raised her indifferent but sharp eyes to look at the glib, sweet-talking boy in front of her, and became even more determined to change her deskmate.

He can't tell the teacher that he hates this boy so openly, it will only make the teacher feel that he doesn't get along well with his classmates.He is a good student, but he is only a superficially good student!

He had to do enough superficial work, and he had to use the most reasonable reason to change the seat.

Because the physical education teacher of the [-]th class of senior high school asked for leave, the physical education classes of the second and third classes of the senior high school and the [-]th class of the senior high school have been taught by two classes together in the last two weeks.On the playground, the students of the two classes were doing sports and running together, which seemed very crowded.There is a very beautiful girl named Zhong Xueying in Class Ten. Almost all the boys in the grade are talking about her. Every day, a large number of boys go to the gate of Class Ten to watch.

The most exciting moment for the boys in class three has arrived.

Who doesn't like to watch beautiful women, but Shen Qingyan doesn't like to go to physical education class.

As a clean freak, he doesn't like to sweat, but physical education is a must.Every time he puts paper towels and alcohol swabs in his pocket so that he can wipe his sweat and hands at any time.

Shen Qingyan ran slowly with the crowd, and there were several boys in front of Zhong Xueying like goshawks circling the sky to hunt for food.Shen Qingyan stared at Zhang Yudu who was also eyeing Zhang Yudu with frosty indifferent eyes, and couldn't help sneering in her heart.

As far as Zhang Yudu is concerned, he has to tease every girl, every girl has to be teased.Under his teasing, most of the girls in the class almost thought that Zhang Yu liked her.Every time Zhang Yu changed the object of teasing, there was always a girl secretly jealous.He just likes girls to be jealous of him.

A girl asked in a low voice: "Zhong Xueying is so pretty, does she have a boyfriend?"

"No, but I heard that Zhang Tao, the bully of Class [-], is chasing her. Who dares to touch Zhong Xueying?"

Shen Qingyan listened carefully to the chat of the two girls in the class, nodded thoughtfully, went to the washbasin and turned on the tap slightly, fearing that it would splash on her body, and distracted herself to listen to the gossip.

There is a flower bed next to the sink, and something seems to be moving faintly.The rustling sound came from among the flowers and plants, as if there seemed to be nothing, as if it wanted to be blown by the wind.Shen Qingyan stepped forward curiously to examine it, wanting to see what it was.

A tall, sunny boy sprinted [-] meters behind, and hurriedly said: "Shen Qingyan, don't move."

Shen Qingyan stood there blankly, staring at the boy in front of him inexplicably.

The boy is tall and slender, and his smile is warm, which makes people feel the comfort of the winter afternoon sun slowly pouring down on the quilt.There is a small mole on the corner of his mouth, which hides in his dimple when he smiles.Gong Chen lowered his head slightly and said softly: "This is a cat, shhh, don't tell others." As Gong Chen bit the wrapping paper of the ham sausage with his white teeth, he tore open the ham sausage with ease.

Shen Qingyan frowned slightly, took a step back in disgust, a sneer appeared on the corner of his mouth, and said to himself: "There is so much bacterial dust on the ham sausage packaging bag, it's disgusting!"

"Chocolate, chocolate, my brother is here... My brother bought you ham sausage for cats..." Gong Chen gently got into the grass of the flower bed, and hugged a thin and dirty little orange cat.The little orange cat's bright eyes and excrement hadn't been wiped clean, and it exuded an unpleasant and pungent smell.

Chocolat stared at Shen Qingyan with a pair of big deep and dark eyes, who was showing sarcasm and disgust, and grinned, as if confronting Shen Qingyan in anger.

"Chocolate, what's the matter? Eat ham sausage, let's go, brother will take you to another place..." Gong Chen hugged the angry little orange cat and sneaked towards the deserted grove.

From the other side of the runway, a slightly obese boy wearing black-rimmed glasses rushed past, shouting: "Old Gong, wait for me..."

Gong Chen cursed: "Bastard Zhao Yang, can you stop calling me that?"

Shen Qingyan looked at the two boys who were slowly walking away, and sneered in his heart: "Silly, do you really think it's kindness? There are so many parasites and germs on the cat, it's disgusting!"

Shen Qingyan moved his muscles and bones, and walked to Zhang Yudu casually, showing his most fake but gentle smile that others like, and said in a gentle voice: "Zhong Xueying is so pretty! Right, Yudu."

"Yeah, did you say she has a boyfriend?"

"No, are you going to ask for WeChat? If you don't go, I'll go. I guess I'm the only one who can get WeChat." Shen Qingyan said with a smile, her eyes under the bright silver-rimmed glasses were full of tenderness and humility.

"Qing Yan, you're looking down on me. I, Zhang Yu, have my own bgm male lead, who can seduce girls all over the world. Do you want to bet?"

"Okay, bet, I'll buy the other party breakfast for a week. I'll go first..." Shen Qingyan helped the mirror frame that had been wiped clean, and walked in front of Zhong Xueying, who was joking with a girl in the same class, with steady steps.

Shen Qingyan stood in front of the girls, with a pleasant smile, and said in a very clear voice: "Hey, a girl I like is going to have her birthday, I would like to ask you, is there any gift you can recommend? Or is there any gift recently? A hotter star?"

Xu Jiayu, a girl from class ten, said, "It's fine for the top student to give it to someone directly. Why do you need a gift?"

When the girls heard Shen Qingyan's words, the fire of gossip blazed instantly, wanting to know who the school bully in this grade liked.

What Shen Qingyan is good at is being humble and gentle in front of people. He said softly, "Is this all right? I think you guys must be very discerning, so I'll go and ask other girls!"

The girls were praised by the bullies in their grades, so they naturally figured out how to do it.

And Shen Qingyan just pretended to be chatting with Zhong Xueying, chatting casually.After chatting for a few words, Shen Qingyan bid them farewell politely, returned to Zhang Yudu's side, drooped her head, said with a wry smile: "No, I'm not as good as you. It seems that you are still better at seductive skills. "

When Zhang Yu heard it, it sounded like he had been beaten to death, and he said boastfully: "I saw you chatting so well, I thought you could succeed. It's okay, leave it to me, I have plenty of solutions." Go forward with high spirits.

Shen Qingyan restrained the crescent-like smile at the corners of her mouth, and her clear blue eyes disappeared in the depths of her pupils in an instant.The back of Zhang Yudu, who was self-confident and self-satisfied, was poured into his dark eyes, and his slender fingers naturally curved to support the mirror legs.He looked at it for a long time, and saw that Zhang Yu was about to go to Zhong Xueying's WeChat and looked triumphant, a faint smile appeared on the corner of his mouth unconsciously.

He turned and walked towards Class [-]!

He delivered breakfast to Zhang Yu for a week in a row, but every day he secretly put a sliced ​​apple at the bottom of the table at the same table, letting the apple pieces rot in the table at the same table to attract fruit flies.After putting it away, he would wipe his fingers with alcohol swabs little by little.

When Zhang Yudu came in, he saw the breakfast on the table and showed off ecstatically: "At the same table, you gave me a week's breakfast. Today is the last day, so I really don't want to part with it. Let me tell you, Zhong Xueying and I We chatted really well, I feel like I'm about to win Zhong Xueying."

Shen Qingyan showed a decent and gentle smile, behind the lens was a comfortable smiling eye, and said in a low voice, "It's amazing, I have to learn from you!"

Shen Qingyan has always been such a person. On the surface, he looks harmless to humans and animals, gentle and elegant, but he doesn't feel any guilt when he does bad things.If people do not offend me, I will not offend others. If people offend me, I will pay back ten times.His parents used to scold him: "Little white face, smiling, no good intentions." "Horse dung has a smooth face, and the embroidered pillow is a bag of chaff."

In this world, good people don't live long!

After the third class in the morning at school is eye exercises.Shen Qingyan has always been very obedient, so she naturally had to do eye exercises obediently.Zhang Yu was still chatting with Zhong Xueying, with a sweet smile on his lips.

He took off his glasses and placed them on his stack of books, took out the hand sanitizer and rubbed his fingers.The slender fingers with protruding veins are slightly bent, skillfully massaging the acupuncture points around the eyes, closing the eyes to relieve eye fatigue.

Before Shen Qingyan finished his eye exercises, his pile of books was suddenly pushed down by a heavy body.Shen Qingyan opened her eyes, stood up abruptly, raised a pair of narrow peach blossom eyes, staring coldly at Zhang Yudu and the school bully of Class [-] who were wrestling together in front of her.

The scene was chaotic, and several boys in the class came together to persuade them to fight.Gong Chen and Zhao Yang flew forward to stop that tall school bully from Class [-].Zhang Yu was punched several times by the school bully, and finally pulled away by Gong Chen and others.Gong Chen tried hard to persuade: "Stop fighting, talk well if you have something to say, Zhang Tao, the teacher is here, the teacher is here..."

The school bully Zhang Tao yelled: "I saw you hit you once, you were so cute, baby, I beat you to death, your mother gave birth to you and didn't pay the medical bills, right? The nurse threw your head over, right?"

After taking off the glasses, Shen Qingyan's facial features appeared to be well-defined, as if sculpted, his slender eyes were full of cold light, and his thin red lips were tightly pursed.He was very displeased, but he still had to show his concern for his classmates on his face. He thought to himself, what a mistake, this school bully is really more impulsive than I imagined, but it doesn't matter.

Zhang Yudu's table was pushed down and tilted to the ground, and a bunch of fruit flies flew out from the dirty belly of the table, which made everyone present feel disgusted and unsightly.

People around are talking about:

"My God, isn't Zhang Yu too dirty?"

"So unhygienic?"

The girl in front, Xu Xiaowen, picked up Shen Qingyan's glasses that had been broken in half, staring at Shen Qingyan's handsome appearance after taking off the glasses, fascinated.Xu Xiaowen said softly: "Shen Qingyan, your glasses."

The cold wind and frost in Shen Qingyan's eyes disappeared and melted in an instant, and the spring breeze blew across the blue lake, and a rippling smile froze on his face, and he said warmly, "Thank you!"